Haru is a shitey little human emo kid. Rin is the shark king of the ocean. Haru goes to the sea to wank over the water when Rin appears out of the water.
"Gah!" Haruka gasps, shoving his willy back into his pants, "are you one of my sea sperms all grown up?"
"No Haru, I did not come out of your dick. I am Rin, the shark king", say Rin
"Lol k" say Haru
"I am here to grant you a wish Haru. You can w-…"
"I wish for mackerel" Haruka shouted
"Are you sure? You know you can wish for whatever you like in the whole world..? You can wish for Makoto to stop touching you in your sleep"
"Makoto does what?… Ok, I've thought about it" Haru say standing up "I wish to become a mermaid"
"Your wish is granted" say Rin
After some time of mourning over the loss of his dick, Haru grew accustomed to living as a mermaid. He liked that shit. One day he was well hungry and went out to find some food. He passed a family of mackerel, his favourite.
"Hello Haruka-senpai!" say the fat-ass mackerel
"lol bye mackerel" Haru said and ate them all. The mackerel was much better fresh from the sea. One time a mackerel pooed in Haru's mouth and it tasted weird to start but then Haru liked it and he asked ever mackerel to poo before being consumed.
Haru was walking through the mermaid brothel when he found a poster with his face on. "WANTED. Mackerel fucker and eater"
"What?" asked Haru "But everyone eats mackerel"
"Look it's the mackerel serial killer!" cried one mermooker, climbing off her customer's penis and rushing at Haru "kill him!"
Haru was sacrificed to the mer-gods. Rin was sad.
THE END.
