chapter 1

he looked out onto the silent night and saw a robot's silloete sitting on a bench staring out into the vast sky. he skipped over to the bench and sat down. now he could see this robot clearer and she looked sad. she didnt notice him looking at her,she just looked up at the stars. 'mistress tak hates me.i have no mistress now. just great.'she thought.

"hellooo!"he said in a friendly voice.

she turned her head to see a sir unit waving his arm even though they were right next to each other.

"um, hi?" she said. 'is he malfunctioning?' she thought

"why you's so saaaad?"asked the obviously malfunctioning sir unit.

'yup, definitely crazy 'she thought, amused "um, my 'friend' doesn't like me anymore. she was, actually, more of a mom."said the girl sir.

"I likes you's! wat your name?"he asked.

"its...mimi. I'm mimi. "she hesitated, not sure if she could trust him.

"HI mimi! im GIR! remember?"he said. her eyes widened.

"your the reason why she dosent like me!you possesed me and made me go HAYWIRE!"she yelled as she pointed and glared at him.

his big blue cyan eyes expanded as a tears fell from his eyes. "im sorry's mimi."

she softened at that. "it's ok. it made me realise how much she treated me like a slave. "

he stopped crying. "do you have a housey?"

"a house? no. but ill manage. im a profesinal."she said,pointing to herself proudly.

"well, i have a house. but i prefer to live with ma masta! you can come to my house and we'll have a sleepover and play with piggies! i love the little piggies. and we can play make-up!"he screeched.

'he's crazy. wait,did he just say make-up? he is a boy!i dont like make-up and he seems stupid.' mimi thought."um,no."she said.

he threw a major tantrum. gir threw himself on the floor and screeched.

"Alright. i guess i could stay at your house for a bit."she said,giving in.

"YEY! now i have a PIGGIE BUDDY!"he said. they put on their disguises.

gir grabbed her hand and took her to his house. when they arrived,she gawped. it was the size of a mansion. it was blue and silver. she walked inside with gir. the walls were orange with piggies drawn on them. he had a sofa. that was blue too. they took off their disguises and gir led her to a big purple door. "this ur roooom!"he said. mimi walked inside. the walls were purple. there was a black bed with black sheets. there were 2 black closets with purple doors. there was also a purple velvet carpeted floor and a bed side table. she walked over to the window. it was big.

"this...this is amazing!"she said.'its like he knew that i was coming here! black and purple are my favourite coulers.'she thought

"yey! i knew yooo'd come to play sleep-over one day!"he squealed.

'guess he did.'she thought turned away from the window to look at him."so,what now?"she asked,curiously. she had never been on a sleepover.

"well, lets watch a movie!"he said.

"whats a 'moo-vy?'"she asked,confused.

"here! im's gonna show ya!"he said,dragging her out of the room. he took her to a room full of thin rectangular boxes. "this ma CD room!"he squeeled. he picked one and showed it to her. it had a picture of a piggie in a space suit . he dragged her out of the room and into the living room and opened the box. carefully, gir took out the cd. then,he put it in his dvd sat and sat down on the sofa. mimi st down with him and they watched the screen.

a hour later

mimi and gir laphed as the piggie punched a human in the face. they had been watching it for a long time and it was almost over; much to mimi's dissapointment. she liked the funny movie. after a while she started to doze of .gir saw this and placed her head on his shoulder hoping that she would feal more comfortable .he smiled with his toung sticking out. he was happy. today he made a new friend who liked piggies just like he did. he saw a smile form on her face as she dremt of her and gir playing with space piggies and blasting tak in the face with a pig. soon,gir fell asleep too.

mimi woke up to find herself leaning on gir's shoulder. she jumped back. what was she doing here? suddenly,last nights memorys came floding as she looked at the sleeping sir. 'zim may be my enemy,but gir is the opposite. he is nothing like zim.i think he's my...friend.'she thought. her red obbeying eyes started to flicker. happines was starting to take over . her red slave eyes turned purple. she was a defect but she didnt care. she was happy watching piggies and didnt whant to stop watching piggies. she liked bieng gir's friend. she saw him open his eyes. he smiled at her.

"hehe! you got pretty eyes!"

she blushed dark grey. "thanks."

he smiled more."im'a make WAFFELS!"he yelled before running into what mimi expected was the kitchen.

she frowned. her eyes whent from dark misty purple to red.'mimi,you are week. no- wonder tak hates you.'she thought,scolding herself. she wouldn't give up her life withought a fight and decieded to find out more about gir, like if he could be trusted. suddenly,gir came back with waffels in a large plate.

"eat the waffels!"gir said, happily.

Mimi's eyes turned from red back to purple from the emotian she was fealing : sadness. "i cant eat them. i have no mouth. my voice comes from a speeker from inside my head. i wish i did have a mouth though."she said saddly.

gir looked sad too. "im'a get you a mouth. dont worry mimi. then we can eat waffels!"he said the last part happily.

if mimi could smile,she would do it now.'he cant hurt me . but if zim found out about me...oh no. i'll have to tell gir to keep quiet.'mimi thought."hey gir,how will i get a mouth?"mimi asked curiously.

"i gots an extra one in my head!"he said,pulling out a smiley mouth. " it'll stick on permanently and is painful."added gir,with red eyes.

she didn't like the red evilness to his eyes. also she prefered him when he was silly and fun.

"ok's! im'a put it on yooooo's now!"he said,his red eyes faidng away.

he slaped it onto her mouth part of her face."AAAHHHHHHHH! OUCH!"

she felt something break inside her head. the speaker self destructed! "which means... im talking!"she thought outloud. she looked at herself in the mirror. her mouth looked like gir's! but she frowned at herself. she was still wearing her metal claw. she swiched them back to her normal hands like gir's. the wires on her head retreated back into her head. she smiled at her apearence.

she noticed how her face had a gap between her eyes and around her mouth. she turned to face gir.

"do you have a lab?"she asked.

"oh yeeeah,i forgot i had one. follow me!"he said as he ran down a corridor screaming.

she ran after him. they walked into a lab just like zim's but with different coulors. gir's lab was blue and white. she walked into a melting station and picked up some scrap metal and melted it. she put it inside a glass bowl.

"well,now to fill in these hole things on my face."she said as she poured the melted substance onto her face. she looked in the mirror. she was like gir. no holes,no weapon hands,no wires,no red evil eyes to make her obey. she wasn't a slave anymore,she was her own person. she turned to gir,smiling. "look! im mimi! im me!"she said, excitedly.

"YEY! WAFFELS!" he yelled as he gave her a plate of waffles.

she bit into one. "this is good. "she said, continuing to eat. gir hugged her. her eyes turned red from the sudden contact but soon became purple and she hugged him back while chewing her waffle.

he let go of her. "hey! wanna go to the shop?"asked gir.

"ok." she agreed.

Gir opened his head and brought out his costume and put it on while mimi was udjusting her hologram. she made the exact same copy of gir's terrible disguise but in black and also put on a purple bow onto her dog costume's ear. "hehe! we look's the same! but ur a girly."said gir happily.

"lets go."she said as they ran outside together.

they walked into a shop. gir got lots of waffels and panckakes and tacos while mimi wondered around. suddenly,she remembered the irken symbol on her head.(which was disgised as a dog) she frowned. she was no-one's property. she walked towards the make-up section. she found nail-polish remover. she picked it up and put it in her shoping basket.'mabey this will get it off.'mimi thought. she walked towards the nail-polish. she picked a black one. she got out her purse from her head and took out some money. gir walked towards her.

"hi! you found somethin' good?"he asked.

"I hope so."she said.

gir looked confused but shrugged it of. "lets go give them money's!"he said,grabbing her hand and running towards the check-out stations.

they payed and left the shop. mimi was eager to get home so she ran. gir ran after her. they whent inside. mimi swiched off her holagram while gir took off his took a mirror out of her head while opening the nail-polish remover. she poured some of it onto a tisue and rubbed the symbol on her head. it disappeared. she grinned at the outcome. she opened the nail-polish and drew a heart onto her head.

"perfect. when i take over the earth oneday the tallest wont give tak any of the credit beacuse im my OWN invader."she told gir.

he smiled."mimi looks preeety!"he said in a childish voice.

she blushed but quickly shrugged it off. mimi sat down on the floor and sighed. she missed tak. but tak didnt miss her. she knew that. and this day had flown by. she came here last night, watched a movie . then woke up and became her own person. she even expierienced food! but she still missed tak.

"tak" mimi whispered.

then something crazy happened. this tough, independent robot started to cry.

back at zim's base.

zim was pacing up and down the lab . gir hadn't come back in AGES. it wasnt like him. he growled.

"where IS HE?"zim yelled, irritated.

he needed an assistant. he had just made a new invention. it could turn anything human. he whanted to use gir as a test subjuect. then,zim could change objects into humans to turn them into slaves or merely test subjuects. he could even make his own ARMY.(insert evil lauph here) zim whanted to see if it worked first. he knew gir was stupid,are you kidding, a PENCIL was thought to be smarter than gir. so if something whent wrong,it wouldnt backfire or go terribly wrong for zim. he was starting to get worried but soon made the thought vanish as soon as it had appeared. computer watched zim with amusment. zim was pacing around and babbling to himself like an idiot. it was very amusing in computer's point of view.

"why is gir such an idiot?"zim asked.

computer snickered. "remind you of anyone,zim?"he asked.

zim ignored his comment. "i will have to go and check his house."zim said, annoyed.

he popped on his contacts and put on his wig. he ran out the door,not wanting to waste any time. he soon arrived at gir's house.(pfft. more like mansion) and knocked on the door. gir opened the door eanoph to poke his eye out.

"sorry masta! this is URGENT. you must leeeeaave!"he said.

"what!NO!"zim said.

with that, gir took defense mode. he blasted zim out of the neighbor-hood. what gir said was true. this was a emergency. zim went flying and was about to fall on the ground when a pair of arms caught him bridal style.

"ahh! tak! get off!" zim said .

tak dropped him. "where is MIMI!?"She yelled at him.

zim was puzzled."I don't know the location of you stupid sir unit." he looked behind tak. gaz and dib were there.

"oh um I asked dib for help tracking you because he seems to have done that before. gaz joined us when her parent unit said she had to 'get out more' "tak explained.

gaz growled at tak while playing her vampire piggy slayer 4 game.

"yeah. and now we caught you! again. but this time, LITERALY!" dib told zim

zim got up from the floor and dusted himself. "i have not seen your sir." zim said.

"fine. come on, guys. lets go. "tak said, pointing her holographic nose up at the all walked away.

tak pushed past zim while giving him the middle finger. dib stuck his toung out. zim was expecting gza to do something too. she looked up at him

"kill dib for me." she whispered to zim before following tak and dib.

zim chuckled. "classic gaz."

he noticed how dib was smiling at tak stupidly. zim smirked. 'the dib-monkey seems to take a liking to tak...'zim mused to himself. he walked back home.

back at gir's house

"please mimi, stop cryyyyyyinggggg." gir whined and hugged her.

she hugged gir ,still crying. gir didnt know why she was sad. mabey she didnt like him! mabey she didnt like the house.

"please dont cry. you gonna make ME cry."gir said,his eyes filling up with tears.

with that,mimi managed to stop almost instantly. "gir, why dosent tak like me?"mimi asked.

"mabey cuz gaz made me controle you and tak dosent know that it was ME. I WAS THE MIMI ALL ALONG!"gir said in a funny voice.

mimi giggled at this. he did have good intensions. "who was at the door?"she asked.

"oh, dat was MASTA! i blew him up!"gir squealed.

mimi stood there in shock.

"just kiddin! i was SUPPOSE to blow him up but my eyes turned all red and funny. masta whent flying! just like da space piggie!"gir said.

mimi sighed in relief. "oh,ok."she said.

she didnt whant gir to kill anyone. that wouldnt suit him anyway. mimi yawned. she blinked her cyan eyes a bit. gir looked at her.

"mimi? you sleepy?"he asked.

"no. i am tired. crying does that."she replied,dazly.

she colapsed on the floor, sleeping like gir had said. gir stared at her. she must feel cold. he ran upstairs and got 2 pillows and a blanket. he lifted her head and placed the pillow with piggies under her head. he had a matching one. he layed down on the floor next to her and put the blanket over them.

"hey mimi! we wraped up like TACOS!"gir said.

she didnt wake up. he soon fell asleep aswell, hugging her close to him.