Season 2 is here, so lets start of with a bang. Introducing my new co partner HARRY.
ATK '' Lets face it, weapons of mass destruction come in all shapes and sizes.''
Harry '' But the best one's are the unnatural fighting machines, like my sister.''
ATK '' Um sure, well Godzilla the king of monsters
Harry '' VERSES the Cloverfield monster.''
Harry '' He's ATK and im Harry.''
ATK '' And it's our job to analyze their weapons, skills and backgrounds to find out just who is the deadliest warrior.''
WHO IS DEADLIEST.
To find out, my team of video game experts, weapon and fighting style masters, and historians, will test the competitors weapons, armor and skills, to find out who is, the DEADLIEST WARRIOR.
GODZILLA
ATK '' 1954, less than ten years after the U.S. dropped hell on Japan. As the U.S tested their new hydrogen bombs on Japan, one of them brought something much worse than the Nagasaki bomb.''
HARRY '' If you mean a giant fucking lizard that shoots lasers, than your right, lets enter GODZILLA the king of monsters.''
ATK '' A bold name, but it makes alot of sense, no giant monster has come close to the Japanese terror.''
GODZILLA
HEIGHT, estimated at around 340ft
WEIGHT, over 90 tons
AGE, Over 70 million yrs old.
HARRY '' Being mutated with nuclear energy makes Godzilla super strong and durable. He can lift over twice his weight and even lift himself in the air by,... uh whats he do again.''
ATK '' Basically he just turns his head down and fires his atomic breath until he gains flight. Speaking of atomic breath, this is one of his main attacks.''
HARRY '' His breath is so powerful it can destroy a building or an entire street in just a few seconds. And because he feeds off of radiation, he can emit a short range nuclear pulse.''
ATK '' He also has some knowledge of boxing with his claws, teeth and...''
HARRY '' Fucking dropkicks.''
ATK '' But Godzilla's atomic breath can also become more powerful and become the red spiral ray.''
HARRY '' Which basically destroys anything, and because Godzilla was made from nuclear energy, anything that he walks by or touches, except for other monsters in instantly infected with radiation.''
ATK '' Godzilla cell structure can regenerate wounds and cuts, though it takes time. And he can also absorb electricity from storms to enhance his abilities. He has over 50 films and has about 44 victories.''
HARRY '' 45, because he beat Gamera.''
ATK '' We can thank Wiz and Broomstick for that.''
FEATS
Survived falling into a volcano
Survived a black hole
Fought and killed over 10 monsters in FW
Got nailed by a meteor and didn't even flinch.
Destroyed Japan about 50 times
ATK '' Despite the popular belief, he is not invincible and has died before. His regeneration takes time and was defeated by both Mechagodzilla and King Kong.''
HARRY '' And even though he has two brains, he is pretty clumsy, and even though real electricity powers him, man made hurts him.''
ATK '' But Godzilla will definatly be remembered more for his victories than losses, his is the king of the monsters for a good reason.''
'' They call him... Godzilla.''
CLOVER
HEIGHT, 300FT
WEIGHT, 5,806.04 METRIC TONS
LENGTH, 1200FT
AGE, Thousands of years
ATK '' Manhattan, a city that thrives and evolves with change.''
HARRY '' I'd love to see them evolve after the FUCKING BABY MONSTER ATTACKED IT.''
ATK '' Baby is right, the Clover monster, also known as Clover, is actually just a baby. Despite being able to eat sperm whales which by the way weight up to 40.000 kilograms and can be over 60ft long, this creature is only doing what it needs to do and is not technically a monster.''
HARRY '' Well if you don't think a four armed, whale eating, thick skinned, and immensely strengthen sea creature is not a monster, then why don't you tell that to ALL THE FUCKING PEOPLE WHO DIED IN MANHATTAN.''
ATK '' Uhh, anyway the clover monster evolved over thousands of years of being in the deep pressure of the bottom of the sea. This makes Clover thick skinned and well armored to attacks like M1AT TANKS, AT-4 ROCKETS, JAVELIN MISSILES, and AGM-65 MAVERICKS.''
HARRY '' And all of those failed to do anything to the monster, this thing can smash buildings with its two long front arms, giving it more range and attack. It also has two smaller arms but doesn't appear to use them. And the monster is pretty damn agile, able to leap into the air to bite down helicopters like flys.''
ATK '' Due to its size, it has special breathing, smelling and hearing membranes to help it adapt to the oxygen of the above world. When it eats things much smaller than it, like humans it uses two external esophogi tucked between its legs. The esophogi wrap around the prey before bringing it close for it to kill. However we doubt it would be helpful against things as large as it is.''
HARRY '' It also had these parasites stuck to it, which we guess grabbed onto it while it climbed out of the sea.''
ATK '' These parasites are as big as a dog and have multiple black eyes, 10 spider-like limbs and a jaw with a chemical known as Katei no Mitsu, which enhances cell growth. But for victims, the bite decreases cell growth, giving the victim less than an hour to live.''
FEATS
Destroyed Manhatten
Took the wrath of the U.S Military
Survived the low pressure of the sea
Got in this battle, duh.
ATK ''Despite the tough skin and destructive power, this creature, as we mentioned, is only a baby. Which means it was more acting on confusion and rage rather than actually destroying Manhattan just because.''
HARRY '' And unlike most monsters, this one is actually killed by the military in a final bombing attempt to destroy it.''
ATK '' Still, leveling Manhattan is a pretty good feat, but is it enough to tangle with Japans destroyer.''
SKILLS
Strength, Godzilla-100/100, Clover, 86/100
Speed, Godzilla-72/100, Clover, 82/100
Brains, Godzilla-84/100, Clover, 65/100
Attack, Godzilla-94/100, Clover, 79/100
Defense, Godzilla-89/100, Clover,94/100
Courage, Godzilla- 99/100, Clover, 86/100
Control, Godzilla-81/100, Clover, 71/100
Advantage Godzilla, Experience.
Advantage Clover, Endless Rampage.
Alright lets unleash the monsters to see which one is the deadliest...monster.
SCENARIO.
New York city- 6:12am-6:12 military time. The sun is shining in the city as a new day approaches. But this day is about to become, the worst day in new York history. Out of nowhere the statue of liberty head flies in the air and lands on main street, crushing cars and people alike, leaving a big hole in the ground.
A loud piercing screech fills the air as people look at the distance and see the most horrifying creation ever. A giant 4 arm beast roams across the street, smashing its hands into buildings as it walks. The monster lets out another screech as it smashes its head into a Chrysler building, almost knocking it over as bits of glass and metal fell from the building.
The creature then jumped from its place and landed on the shattered remains the statue of liberty's head, before screeching in the air again. This time, another loud roar challenged that of Clovers. Clover turned its head just in time to avoid a giant smoke cloud created by a falling building. As the smoke cleared, a large lizard like monster stomped its way across the building remains before letting out a loud roar, challenging Clover.
FIGHT
Clover screeched as it lunged at Godzilla, slamming its head into Godzilla's body, almost toppling him over. Clover then clawed at Godzilla's chest, leaving barley a scratch. Godzilla then grabbed Clovers right arm and pulled him over and slammed him to the ground, crushing even more cars and people. Clover screamed in pain before moving out of an attempted kick, only to get head butted back.
Godzilla whipped around to smack Clover with his tail. Clover ducked the tail and jumped in the air, just dodging an atomic breath. Clover landed on Godzilla, holding on with his front paws as he bit down on Godzilla's shoulder. The little parasites started to crawl on his body, but he barley noticed. Godzilla roared but didn't fall back this time as he wrenched clover off of him before firing another atomic breath, which shot Clover away.
Clover screamed again as he crashed through a business building and landed on a McDonald's. Godzilla stomped forward before smashing his tail on the ground and shot himself forward at Clover. Clover jumped sideways to avoid the dropkick, causing Godzilla to crash into the next building. All the parasites fell off of Godzilla, not from the crash, but from his radiation.
Clover took advantage of the crash and Climbed on Godzilla's body and bit him on the same shoulder and started to claw him again. Godzilla's breath became blue as he fired another breath, but it missed by an inch. Clovers claws started to rip off small chunks of flesh on Godzilla's chest and bit down even harder on his shoulder.
Godzilla roars in pain as he tries to stand up. Godzilla then grabs Clover and emits his nuclear pulse, shocking Clover off of him. Clover fell from Godzilla and Crashed below him. Godzilla stepped back before slamming a fist into Clovers chest. Blood shot out of Clovers mouth as it tried to scream. But Godzilla wasn't done. He grabbed Clover by his tail and threw him into a statue that had a spiked crown on its head.
The crown lodged itself into Clovers back, not completely impaling him, but it still hurt. Clover struggled to get up as Godzilla got closer, his wounds slowly healing. Clover, reached with his right arm to grab Godzilla, but he got to it first. Godzilla took Clovers arm and bit down on the elbow. Clover screeched in pain as his elbow was being crushed. Soon after, Clovers bones and muscles were ripped apart as his arm was ripped off. Godzilla threw Clovers arm away as he came closer to finishing his opponent.
Clover made a surprise lunge as it bit down of Godzilla's throat. If Godzilla had an adamsapple, it would have been crushed. Clover held on his all its remaining strength, and bit down harder. Godzilla grabbed clovers neck with his own hands and put his mouth near Clovers head. Clover screeched as red energy radiated from Godzilla.
Godzilla raised his head, and shot his Spiral ray at Clovers face. Clovers screams became distant as his whole head exploded. Godzilla dropped Clovers body in a heap of junk before blowing the rest of it up. The smell of burnt flesh filled the air as the sun was high in the air. Godzilla raised his head high and let out a victory roar.
K.O.
HARRY '' Ha, poor McDonalds.''
ATK '' Umm, Godzilla had the advantage in power and brains, leaving Clover with the only option which was to fight as long as possible. But as we observed, Godzilla can take much more pain and last much longer in a fight.''
HARRY '' This is proven by the fact that Clover is killed by bombs, and yet Godzilla gets hit with that shit everyday, its like his alarm clock that never shuts up.''
ATK '' Clover had the speed and defense advantage due to his size, but Clover has never had to fight another monster before and as described in the Clover WIKI, Clover is more aquatic than land based. Which means Clovers full potential would be if this fight was in the ocean. Even so, Godzilla can breath and fight just as well underwater.''
HARRY '' So everything Clover can do, Godzilla can already do and better.''
ATK '' Basically, plus Godzilla's Atomic breath can lift his 90 ton body in the air and fly at the speed of a commercial jetliner, and not those small ones either.''
HARRY '' BEHOLD THE KING.''
THE WINNER IS GODZILLA.
NEXT TIME
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