I've decided to stray from my normal stories and put up a parody, because I feel like it.

Disclaimer: Nintendo owns it, don't sue

Prologue

This is but one of the many many legends spoken of today. In a kingdom far far far away, a long long long long time ago. Peace was spread throughout the groovy universe of hippies. That is, until, a fell wind, whatever that means, blew throughout the kingdom. With their un-groovifying senses tingling, the hippies of the kingdom did, HUH, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Before they knew it, darkness spread throughout the land, oceans, prairies, fields, mountains, and a bunch of other crap. Then, dramatically, a boy in a green dress appeared wielding the blade of evil's bane. The young hero who traveled through time, which people probably could've achieved themselves if they stopped eating and actually tried to use the magic…of SCIENCE. Well anyway, he was dubbed Hero of Time, a name so lacking in creativity it BURNS. Anyway, the hippies all thought that the evil was sealed away forever, well guess what, forever is always and always isn't forever. Confused? Well that's too bad cause I'm moving on. Once again, a fell wind blew across the land, telling people that evil has risen to power again. The hippies, being the lazy asses they were, did nothing except hope that the Hero of Time would seal away the evil again. Well that didn't happen because he was in Termina trying to stop a psycho midget wearing a stupid witch doctor mask from destroying Termina. When the hour of destruction drew nearer, all the hippies did was pray that their batch of 'special' brownies came out alright. What became of the kingdom? Look it up, I'm not Wikipedia. Of course, the legend survived on the winds breath, if it hadn't I wouldn't be writing this now would I?