Ok... So I had a retarded idea one day and was forced to write this by the annoying voices in my head.

Note: Maximum Ride belongs to her father, Jeb Batchelder. HIVE belongs to its founder, Maximilian Nero.

WING: -standing around-

FANG: -approaches- Hey, dude, have you seen my girlfriend?

WING: I do not know. What does she look like?

FANG: Super tall, blonde, muscular...

WING: Enjoys fighting and making sarcastic remarks?

FANG: Oh, so you have seen her. Which way'd she go?

WING: I'm sorry... did you say your girlfriend?

FANG: Yes, MY girlfriend. Where'd she go?

WING: I must apologize if I am wasting your time, but MY girlfriend is tall, blonde, muscular, and

enjoys making sarcastic remarks. Would the person you are talking about happen to have worn the same outfit for a while?

FANG: -fuming from ears, inwardly-

WING: I take that as a yes.

FANG: You have some explaining to do.

WING: -lunges at Fang-

-EPIC BATTLE ENSUES-

Meanwhile...

MAX: Hey, have you seen my boyfriend?

SHELBY: I dunno, what does he look like?

MAX: Super tall, dark, black hair, handsome...

SHELBY: Always wears black?