Ok... So I had a retarded idea one day and was forced to write this by the annoying voices in my head.
Note: Maximum Ride belongs to her father, Jeb Batchelder. HIVE belongs to its founder, Maximilian Nero.
WING: -standing around-
FANG: -approaches- Hey, dude, have you seen my girlfriend?
WING: I do not know. What does she look like?
FANG: Super tall, blonde, muscular...
WING: Enjoys fighting and making sarcastic remarks?
FANG: Oh, so you have seen her. Which way'd she go?
WING: I'm sorry... did you say your girlfriend?
FANG: Yes, MY girlfriend. Where'd she go?
WING: I must apologize if I am wasting your time, but MY girlfriend is tall, blonde, muscular, and
enjoys making sarcastic remarks. Would the person you are talking about happen to have worn the same outfit for a while?
FANG: -fuming from ears, inwardly-
WING: I take that as a yes.
FANG: You have some explaining to do.
WING: -lunges at Fang-
-EPIC BATTLE ENSUES-
Meanwhile...
MAX: Hey, have you seen my boyfriend?
SHELBY: I dunno, what does he look like?
MAX: Super tall, dark, black hair, handsome...
SHELBY: Always wears black?
