-1(A/N: My first fan fic please review! )
Chapter Uno
The Disappearing cow
There once was a land , far far away, some people called it the united states of America. With in that county there was a state, Washington. And in that state Washington, there was a town , called Forks, and in that town was well….Chaos.
"Bella look!" Edward called as he looked through the toy-stores front mirror. "This my dear is what I want for Christmas!" (a/n: What is it? what is it??) Bella looked in and gave an excited screech, it was the one and only, it was the brand new platinum CORNDOG. (it came along with an additional apple free of charge.) Now for a cheep cheep price of $440!
"Edward if I get the corndog for you you have to promise you will take good care of it, this is a big responsibility and you have to understand that. Also, you have to promise me you will share. Do you agree to these terms?" Edward nodded his head up and down wildly. "LOOK, A COW!!" Bella screamed. Edward turned around and began looking for the cow, I mean how hard was it to spot a cow, they like don't fit in! Edward was on the other side of town when Bella got out from inside the store (which had the Brand new platinum corndog of course,) Edward was no where to be seen. Quickly she grabbed her cell phone out of her pocket and pressed 1 (Edwards speed dial number) "Where are you? I just left for a minute and all I said was there's a cow"
"well I didn't see the cow so I decided to go and look for it because my eyes are in tip top shape and you can't see anything I cant see better!"
"that's because there was no cow Mr. Gullible jeez, you would think you would learn, I have pulled that stunt five times, This week! Oh well can you please come and pick me up its cold out here. !" In just a split second Edward was there "Traffics a mad-house out there. I can't believe its already Christmas break! This is going to be the best Christmas ever, it's the first one I have ever had with you. "
"Awww you are so cute, you make me wanna eat you up" Bella whispered as she leaned in to give him a passionate kiss.
Edward leaned out to take a breath, "so what do you want for you Christmas gift this year?"
"Well," Bella answered "I'm getting bored with the whole good girl look, I'm thinking maybe we should go with a whole new different look, like an Avril Levine meets Paris Hilton sort of thing, so I guess what im saying is that all in all I want you to buy me a whole new wardrobe."
A/N; how will Edward do on the whole buying clothes thing? You will just have to wait and see!
