The Night Naruto Went Crazy
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Weird Al.
(This little song fic is set on Naruto's Birthday.)
Down at the school yard, Iruka was grading papers
from the good gentle girls, and the not so nice boys
when Naruto busted in, nearly scared him half to death
had a rifle in his hands, and cheap sake on his breath.
From his head to his sandals, he was covered in ammo
like a orange clad, blonde haired, blue eyed, ninja rambo.
and he smiled as he said, with some chakra in his eyes
"Happy Birthday to all, now your all gonna die!"
The night, Naruto went crazy, the night Uzumaki went insane
Realized he'd been getting the raw deal
something finally must have snapped in his brain
Well Konoha's gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find peices of Sakura and Sasuke
and he tied up the students, and held Hinata hostage
and he ground up poor Ino into, Ino sausage.
He got Temari and Tenten with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Neji just like Freddy Kruger
And he picked up a flamethrower, and barbecued Itachi
and he took a big bite and said, 'It tastes a little spicy.'
The night Naruto went crazy, the night Uzumaki went nuts
now you, can't hardly walk around Fire Country
without stepping in someones guts
Theres the ANBU black ops and the FBI
Theres a clan from the Sound, Sand and Stone
and assassins are circling around through the skies.
And the kunai are flying and the body counts rising
and everyones dying to know, Oh Naruto why?
My my my my my my, you used to be such a jolly guy
Otogakure, now Narutos doin time, in a shinobi prison for his infamous crime
Hey little kids now, don't you cry no more tears...he'll be out with good behavior in seven hundred more years.
But now Chouji's in therapy, and Hinata's still nervous, and the ninja's got jobs working for the postal service
and Tsunade they say, is on the phone everynight, with a lawyer, negotiating the movie rights, They're talkin bout.
The night, Naruto went crazy, the night Uzumaki flipped, broke his back for a little money
Sounds to me like he was tired of getting gyped, Oh oh
The night, Naruto went crazy, the night Uzumaki went insane, realized he'd been getting the raw deal
something finally must have snapped in his brain, whoa oh, something finally must have snapped in his brain
tell ya, something finally must have snapped in his brain.
