The Night Naruto Went Crazy

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Weird Al.

(This little song fic is set on Naruto's Birthday.)

Down at the school yard, Iruka was grading papers

from the good gentle girls, and the not so nice boys

when Naruto busted in, nearly scared him half to death

had a rifle in his hands, and cheap sake on his breath.

From his head to his sandals, he was covered in ammo

like a orange clad, blonde haired, blue eyed, ninja rambo.

and he smiled as he said, with some chakra in his eyes

"Happy Birthday to all, now your all gonna die!"

The night, Naruto went crazy, the night Uzumaki went insane

Realized he'd been getting the raw deal

something finally must have snapped in his brain

Well Konoha's gone now, he decided to bomb it

Everywhere you'll find peices of Sakura and Sasuke

and he tied up the students, and held Hinata hostage

and he ground up poor Ino into, Ino sausage.

He got Temari and Tenten with an old German Luger

And he slashed up Neji just like Freddy Kruger

And he picked up a flamethrower, and barbecued Itachi

and he took a big bite and said, 'It tastes a little spicy.'

The night Naruto went crazy, the night Uzumaki went nuts

now you, can't hardly walk around Fire Country

without stepping in someones guts

Theres the ANBU black ops and the FBI

Theres a clan from the Sound, Sand and Stone

and assassins are circling around through the skies.

And the kunai are flying and the body counts rising

and everyones dying to know, Oh Naruto why?

My my my my my my, you used to be such a jolly guy

Otogakure, now Narutos doin time, in a shinobi prison for his infamous crime

Hey little kids now, don't you cry no more tears...he'll be out with good behavior in seven hundred more years.

But now Chouji's in therapy, and Hinata's still nervous, and the ninja's got jobs working for the postal service

and Tsunade they say, is on the phone everynight, with a lawyer, negotiating the movie rights, They're talkin bout.

The night, Naruto went crazy, the night Uzumaki flipped, broke his back for a little money

Sounds to me like he was tired of getting gyped, Oh oh

The night, Naruto went crazy, the night Uzumaki went insane, realized he'd been getting the raw deal

something finally must have snapped in his brain, whoa oh, something finally must have snapped in his brain

tell ya, something finally must have snapped in his brain.