Author's note: I can't believe I wrote this. Please don't throw tomatoes at me...

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, or the song, "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer." Luckily.

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To the melody of "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer."

You know Neji and Gaara, Temari, Kankuro,

Sakura, Kakashi, Rock Lee, Naruto.

But do you recall

the most fangirled ninja of all?

Ba Dum Bum Bum!

Sasuke the emo ninja

had a very tragic life,

all of his tribulations,

of his Nii-san-caused strife.

All of the other ninja

used to try to beat him up.

They never knew their techniques

all against him would suck!

Then one sweaty training day,

Naruto did say,

"Sasuke since you're oh so sad,

please be sure you don't turn bad."

Then Sasuke fled the village,

and with the snake did he

learn how to fight his brother

and make all the good guys flee!

And make all the good guys flee!

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Author's note: I'd try to explain where this came from, but I'm not sure it would do it justice. Let's just say it was after a very hectic day when I was half asleep. Just leave it at that. Please.