Hello all, and welcome to the Marik and Bakura advice column!

Marik: Do you think this table's too high?

Bakura:Why the bloody hell would that concern you?

Marik: I need to make sure people can see my abs over the table.

Bakura: Grrr...

All you do is ask Marik, Bakura, or some other Yu-Gi-Oh character a question and they'll answer it.

Bakura: I can't believe I'm going through with this.

Marik: Hey, this is brilliant! I came up with this myself!

Let's see what goes on and what questions are asked... I hope you guys like this!

Marik: Bakura, you're staring.

Bakura: Like hell I am!

WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP? Anyway, ask away!

Marik: If you ask a question within the next two minutes I'll take off my shirt!

Bakura: NOBODY ASK A QUESTION!