Title: Potion Anyone?

Disclaimer: i just own the weird-o story line


Chapter 1:

Left, Right, Parry, Doge, Fake left, throw shuriken at head, repeat, yield mirror. GAH, how is it possible that this thing is still alive?! Yuffie thought in horror as the heartless still advanced toward her causing her to backup into a wall

Ok not good. Trying to take on a heartless by myself isn't working, so it's time to pull out plan B.

"SQUAALLLL!!!" She screeched into the cold, dark night of district number three of the beloved world Travers Town. Hoping her fighting partner will come. After no response of anything she realized that her fighting partner maybe didn't hear or cared that she was about to lose her heart to a stupid heartless.

Hmm, maybe he's throwing a party in honor of me dieing. She mused. It was obvious to anyone that Yuffie bugged the shit out of Leon and Leon hated her with a passion for doing so. It's not her fault that she dose such things like that to him but, it's the only thing to do when she's not busting her butt off training and/or daydreaming of Leon. It was that part of her personality that you either love or, love to hate. The heartless was now inches from taking her heart away.

Wait, what am I saying? When is it ever that The Great Ninja Yuffie gives up without a fight? At that thought she got her energy back and quickly jumped on to the heartless head and quickly shoved a shuriken in its eye.

"HAH HA take that loser heartless!" Yuffie sung and gathered the little munny and magic balls around the creature of evil while it vanished in to a void of black. Still in a happy mood that she cleared the whole of 3rd district by herself she made her way to the 2nd district hotel and into the blue room where she and Leon shared.

There was nothing that could kill her euphoria, or so she thought.

When Yuffie kicked open the door to their room ready to tell anyone who was there about how she single handedly cleared the 3rd district baddie of the baddies heartless boss level. She stared at what lay before her.

Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z- A/N: For the first chapter of my first story EVER I must say I'm quite proud of myself ) although I think I can do a little better.

If anyone has any other ideas of calling the VRT a cooler name tell me.

Ditto for the title

By the way, I'll reward first reviewer by dedicating a chapter or one shot to them or add them into my story give me a time limit of at least 6 months though… .