Warning: This is a parody

Prompt: 'Write about your least favorite pairing in a fluffy, mushy, lovey moment'

For Summer Writing Camp on HPFC

I tried making this serious (not very hard, I must admit) but it just was not working. And then this happened.

Disclaimer: Don't own

Again it is a parody.


"Hermione, you can forget about Ron. You know the one you've been fancying since first year? That red headed bloke who's fancied you since first year? Whatever I mean, screw it, I'm Harry bloody Potter. It's not like he's is my best friend, or anything," Harry exclaimed one day, finally sharing his feelings.

"Oh, Harry, you are so right. Let's leave that all behind. I don't care about the boy I've fancied for six years. No, that would be crazy. I want you; the best friend I look at as a brother. Who wouldn't? You're Harry bloody Potter. And you're eyes are as green as fresh picked toad!"

"Hermione, I envy you're originality! Quick! Let's snog before I'm suddenly attracted to Malfoy!"

"Who am I to deny Harry bloody Potter?" She replied.

Snog, snog, snog, snog, snog…and some kisses; kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss…

"Hermy, my love?" Harry exclaimed, breaking up their snog (and kiss) fest.

"Yes, boy who lived dearest?" She replied.

"Do you want to get married now before you're suddenly attracted to Snape? I know it's probably illegal, but hey, I'm Harry bloody Potter!" Harry asked.

"Oh my Merlin! Wait am I allowed to say god? You know, since I'm muggle born and all? I'm really not sure...hmmm. This is, like, uncharted territory. Oh well... I guess OMG is safe. Anyway, OMG! Harry bloody Potter just proposed to me!" Hermione yelled.

"Erm, Hermy dearest, that isn't exactly an answer," Harry prodded.

"Oh, boy who lived dearest, I thought it was obvious. I want to marry you! You're Harry bloody Potter."

"Oh yay! I get to marry Hermy! Okay, off to our wedding we go!" Harry exclaimed.

"Wait, should we invite anyone?" Hermione asked.

"Maybe one of the redheads? What was that gangly ones name again?" Harry asked.

"Oh, it doesn't matter, we don't need anyone there. Our love is so perfect and beautiful that it is perfect. Now quickly, let's go get married before I have the urge to snog or shag anyone that isn't you!" Hermione said.

"Okay, off we go into that conveniently placed sunset; and make sure to skip for extra flair!" Harry exclaimed.

And soon they were married.


AN: Tell me what you think, I never wrote a parody before, so tell me if it works or not.

Constructive criticism welcomed :)

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