Title: Remind Me to Kill Koenma for This

Author: Nail Polish Wearing Assassin

Rating: Pg-13

Summary: Yusuke and the Gang think they just stopped a demon criminal from robbing some poor, innocent guy. Aren't they surprised when the supposed 'criminal' slaps them in cuffs and arrests them!

Disclaimers: I own Adrianople.

Spoilers: None.

Author's Note: This will be amusing. Honestly, Yusuke can't be the only Spirit Detective out there when you think about it. It just doesn't make sense.

Remind Me to Kill Koenma for This

Chapter 1: Mission Failed

"Hey, you, stop!" The shout rang out through the rainy weather. The man continued to run, his feet splashing in puddles and slipping on the slick sidewalk. The person chasing him was a very strange looking girl. She had dark purple-colored hair and red eyes, and was wearing a black trench coat. Her age appeared to be around sixteen years old.

The two ran through the open streets and back alleys. Everywhere was deserted due to the pounding rain, so it didn't matter where their chase ended up anymore. There was no need to be discreet about it at this point.

The man took a sharp right and headed down a new street, the girl hot on his trail. They were both oblivious to everything but each other and the path they were taking. Which is why neither noticed when they passed by a young boy with slicked back hair and deep brown eyes, standing at the entrance to an alleyway. After all, who could they have suspected in their right minds to be out in this kind of weather?

"Well, that was interesting," the boy, named Yusuke Urameshi, noted, grabbing something out of his pocket. It looked like a compact mirror. Opening it, the boy spoke, "Hey, Kuwabara. I got something over here."

"What is it?" a lanky boy with weird orange hair asked, appearing in the mirror.

"Two demons, one chasing after the other," Yusuke said, "The first one I didn't really get a good look at, seeing as his coat was drawn up around him. The second one had black hair though. I need you to contact Kurama and Hiei and get over here pronto. I might need help."

"Ok, gotcha Urameshi!" Closing the compact and placing it back in his pocket, Yusuke went after the two demons, keeping himself out of sight and hoping they were so focused on each other that they didn't notice his spirit energy suddenly following them. Luckily, it appeared such was the case.

The two demons continued on for several more minutes, with Yusuke following close behind them. The dark-haired girl was catching up to her prey slowly, and eventually near the mouth of another alleyway she was close enough and tackled him. The two went tumbling around on the rain-soaked ground, each trying to get the upper hand as they rolled through puddles and scrapped themselves on the wet sidewalk.

The scuffle eventually ended when the young demon girl on top of the man she had been chasing, her legs wrapped around his midsection and her hands pinning his arms down. Yusuke noted as he hid himself that if they hadn't had the murderous look in their eyes, anyone who came along would have mistaken the sight for a couple trying to have a good time in public.

"Give it to me now!" the girl hissed to her captive. Yusuke listened and watched from his hiding spot nearby, behind a parked car. Until his friends arrived or things got serious, he saw no pressing need to step in. He still didn't know what was going on or who it was he was going to need to fight.

The pinned demon laughed at the girl on top of him, "You want it? Just try and take it from me!" The girl growled, obviously realizing that she and the demon she had trapped where at a stalemate at this point. It was clear that the only way for her to take what she wanted from him was if she removed one of her hands from the wrist it was holding down, but that would give him the chance the strike her with his newly-freed hand.

Eventually, she decided to take a chance. Yusuke watched as she removed her hand and reached for his pocket. At the same time, the demon threw a punch and caught her right in the cheek just as she managed to grab whatever she was going for. The result was the girl losing her grip on the object as she brought it out from his pocket and it went flying into the air, landing several feet away.

The girl's legs loosened a bit from around her captive's midsection. He used this to his advantage and rolled until he was then on top of her. The demon grinned lecherously at the girl as she struggled to get him off of her.

"Now who's got who?" he sneered.

"Bastard!" she hissed back.

"Do you always hate people who get the better of you, or am I an exception?" the demon teased crudely.

"Are you always this cocky, or is this a special occasion?" the girl retorted back, her eyes flashing dangerously. In the time span of about three seconds, she had brought up her knee in a rather awkward way, though it didn't appear awkward to her, and hit him in a place that was bound to hurt. He rolled off her by pure instinct, and no sooner was his weight removed than she had jumped to her feet.

She raced over to where the jewel had fallen and was only inches away when the demon tackled her, having recovered as quickly as he could from her attack to his anatomically low and painful area.

Yusuke felt a light tap on his shoulder and tore his eyes away from the beginning fistfight to look over his shoulder. He wasn't surprised at who it was he saw.

"Hey, guys, about time," the punk grinned. Crouching next to him behind the car were three other boys. One was Kuwabara, the lanky boy with orange hair that Yusuke had talked with on his communicator. The second was a person who could only be described as beautiful. He had long, blood-red hair that looked incredibly soft and dazzling green eyes. The third had black, spiky hair that seemed to defy the laws of physics, with a white starburst in the middle outlining his bangs, and crimson eyes that betrayed only coldness in terms of emotion. Though he was crouching with the others, it was clear that he wasn't remotely close to being of tall, or even average, height. These two were demons and their names were Kurama and Hiei, respectively.

"Any developments to add on to what Kuwabara-kun told us?" Kurama asked quietly and calmly.

"Well, sorta," Yusuke shrugged, turning his attention back to the two fighting demons, "Apparently the girl with the black hair there is trying to get the jewel lying over there from the other demon. If you ask me, it appears the whole thing's an attempted robbery. The girl would have done better if she had just…"

"Now is not the time, Detective," Hiei snorted, before Yusuke could begin explaining exactly how one goes around pick-pocketing successfully (AN: After all, impressionable children could be reading this!).

"Right, at any rate, we need to go arrest the chick and bring her to Koenma for questioning under the change of stealing," the punk continued, "So, should we interrupt them or something?" He gestured toward the fighting pair and his three teammates silently nodded in agreement with his plan.

Both of the fighting demons the group had been watching appeared battered and bruised, and their breaths were coming out in loud pants that betrayed the fact they were wearing out from the scuffle. Blood was running down the girl's chin from the corner of her mouth and the man had a large cut that appeared to be from her nails from elbow to wrist on his right forearm.

"Are you ready to give up yet?" the man growled, thoroughly angry at the length the fight was taking. He had obviously thought he would have beaten her by now.

"Not a chance," the girl sneered in reply, one of her hands reaching into her pocket, "Catch!"

"Oh yeah, demon chick, well catch this!" Yusuke shouted before she could pull out what ever she was reaching for, his fist heading straight towards her as he jumped from his hiding spot. He grinned as the girl turned to face him in surprise. There was no way she could dodge his attack in so little time…

His punch caught nothing but air. He was shocked to see that the girl had jumped right before he would have hit her, and flipped over him, landing only a foot behind him. He was in the process of turning around to face her when her foot connected violently with his chin and sent him flying straight up.

He landed about ten feet away, and then slid across the ground another five feet after he had made contact. It was at this point that Kurama and Hiei appeared and raced at her, while Kuwabara just stood on and watched, very conflicted.

"Ouch, that girl packs a punch… errr, kick!" Yusuke stressed, getting to his feet and running back towards her, "Come on, Kuwabara, don't just stand there!"

"I can't fight a girl, Urameshi, you know that!" the appearance-challenged boy shouted, "It's against my code!"

"Good thing this isn't against mine!" the girl sneered, throwing off her coat to reveal two menacing bat wings and jumping into the air as Hiei, Kurama, and Yusuke all rushed at her. Her sudden move caught the three of them off-guard at the last second and they all ended up ramming into each other. Meanwhile, the demon dove at Kuwabara and punched him in the face so hard that she drove him several feet into the ground.

"Hey, he can't even fight you!" Yusuke growled as he and the other two got to their feet again, "Why'd you do that!"

"It's not that he can't fight me, it's that he won't fight me," the girl glared, once again jumping into the air, "And if you chose not to fight me in this kind of situation, then I can't guarantee that I'll return the favor." Opening the giant bat wings on her back, she floated up in the sky, easily out of reach.

Meanwhile, the demon she had been attacking had taken the time to try and get away, grabbing the jewel, putting it safely back in his pocket, and making a run for it. The girl noticed this as she glided in the air and she moved into another dive right towards him.

"Hiei, stop her!" Yusuke shouted, knowing the short demon was the only one who stood a chance of saving the poor guy at this point. Hiei paused for only a moment before rushing at the man the girl was aiming at.

The fire demon's speed was significant to get the demon out of the way. However, Hiei didn't have the same luck for himself as the bat demon hit him head on. The only good thing for Hiei was that she hadn't been expecting the sudden change in targets and had tried to pull out of her attack, to no avail. The two of them tumbled around on the ground, both unsure of what had exactly happened and trying to get the upper hand in the beginnings of an awkward fistfight.

While the girl was trying to both untangle herself from and punch the lights out of Hiei, the demon she had been chasing turned and began running again. The girl noticed this and tried to go after her prey again, but found that she was having issues getting away from the short fire demon she had accidentally run into at Mach Five. By the time she finally managed to throw Hiei off of her and got to her feet, the man she was chasing was disappearing from view, and his you-ki fading fast.

As the man ran off into the shadows, the girl's you-ki flared up in rage and she turned to the four, her entire body shaking. Her eyes spoke of unbelievable fury.

"You…" she raged, the black wings on her back opening fully due to her anger, "BAKA!" Grabbing something from her jeans pocket, the girl raced at them.

"Run for it!" Yusuke shouted, "Retreat!" He turned and ran, but it was too late. Out from her pocket, the girl pulled four items that, after they came into view, gained a bright light and looked like glowing handcuffs. She threw them after the fleeing group. The objects didn't just clatter to the ground, but actually went after the four like they had a mind of their own.

Yusuke felt the cuffs grab his wrists behind his back and click closed around them. He felt them pulling him back towards the demon girl, no matter how hard he fought against them. The same was occurring with Kuwabara, Kurama, and even Hiei. After a few moments, they were forcibly sitting on the ground in front of their captor. It was now that Yusuke got a good look at her.

She was a little shorter than Kurama, probably by two or three inches. Her hair was not black as he had thought, but a very dark purple that stood out against her pale skin. The two large, black, and rather evil looking bat wings had folded back up. And a scowl that would make almost anyone cower in fear and could easily frighten little school children away was twisted on her face, matching her red eyes perfectly in intensity.

"What the hell is going on here!" Yusuke demanded to know, struggling against the spiritual handcuffs, "Who the hell are you!"

"My name is Adrianople," the girl stated in a tone that suggested authority, "I'm a Spirit Detective under the employment of King Enma Junior and you four are under arrest!"