Once there was a GINORMOUSLY weird looking kid named Light Im A Gay and he was appalled by the giant, BREATHING, LIVING, ELEPH

Once there was a GINORMOUSLY weird looking kid named Light Im A Gay and he was appalled by the giant, BREATHING, LIVING, ELEPHANT-SIZED, CHOCOLATE cake that wanted to eat his soul. The cake was sad because Imagay wouldn't let him eat his NON-EXISTANT SOOOOOUL. So the cake decided to eat Misa's soul; it tasted awful!! L loved cake so he and Mello made a chocolate cake bunny to eat the evil cake thingy… Matt looked over and thought Mello was on some kind of hallucinogen or something like that. SO then they ate the cake in happiness, splendifulousness and funderfullness and coolioness.