Guess what kiddies? Mike is back. With a story that she's acutally almsot completed before she posted this time! SO SHE'S SURE TO FINISH IT! YAY!

You guys: Sure...

I WILL! I WILL! Let's cut to the chase, shall we? I don't own GS/GSD. End of that happy story.


Revenge is Sweet
by: yamihawkeye

Chapter 1: So it begins...

"Yuuna Roma Seylan, you must die!" In the middle of Gundam Seed Destiny, Michele "Mike" leapt out of her seat and shook her fist angrily at the screen. Oh yes, that purple haired… thing… had once again made an appearance. Her friend, Tina, sighed. Yup, she knew she shouldn't have gotten out of bed today. Mike was going to come up with a crazy plan any second now… three… two…

"Hey, think we could kill the bastard?"

Actually, that didn't sound completely crazy.

"Mike, you can't. You're grounded, remember?"

"Oh, right. Well then, Yuuna Roma Seylan, you die tomorrow!"

"That's when you're grounded for trimming the hedges to say 'Burn in Hell Barney!'… Same goes for the rest of the week until Friday." Tina had magically whipped out a planner and was reading out of it.

"Then what was today's punishment?"

"Calling your grandma fat." Tina groaned and Mike winced.

"I'm just sick of the oversized sweaters every Christmas! …Is the weekend free to go a-killing?"

Tina flipped through the pages. "Nothing from you, but last month I was grounded into the next century for that A- I got on my quiz." Mike just rolled her eyes and Tina shrugged. "It's a repercussion of being Asian. Anyway, if you killed someone your mom would punish you into the next millennium… plus garbage duty. If you're lucky, she'll shave off fifty years, since the world is better off without that scum."

"But it's more like a public service! It's for the greater good!" Mike declared. "So send out the GSD signal Alfred! Tonight we will fly!"

"Two things. One, my name is Tina. Two, we can't shoot up a beam into the sky. Unlike in Batman, the sky isn't clear every night. The light won't show up in the pouring rain! Why don't we just call instead?"

"Call? Are you mad! Do you have any idea how much the bill will be!"

"Email then?"

"…Okay."


The Weekend

Mike stood above a huge assembly of people. All had twitching eyes from staring at TVs all night long, were mumbling nonsensical phrases in Japanese, and were spazzing out from Final Fantasy marathon withdrawl- they were away from the controller for 2+ minutes. A few even broke out into Japanese song and dance. Some jumped about attacking people while shouting ridiculous phrases such as, "Jump-twirling-slow-mo-kick!" or "I-can't-think-of-anything-to-call-this-but-everyone-knows-all-attacks-have-to-be-announced-while-doing-them-so-I-just-shouted-this-punch!" Yup, they're anime fans. And more specifically, GS/GSD fans.

"Good evening!" Mike bellowed into a bullhorn, "I called you all here today because there is a problem in the GS Universe! I problem named Yuuna Roma Seylan!"

A roar rumbled throughout the crowd. Tina took the bullhorn.

"Quiet please! We all hate him-" Tina was cut off.

"That's not true!" There was a collective gasp in the crowd. "I like me…" It was Yuuna's voice actor.

"HOW DARE YOU! I know you feel obligated to be proud of him, but think of it- he's tearing apart what the show is about- ASUCAGA!" one fan screeched.

"Uhhh… what about the giant robot battles which somehow carry a message of peace while shooting people's heads off?" Mike asked.

"That's all filler."

"Oh, okay."

"And how can you stand his purple mullet (which is so 1970 AD I might add). It totally clashes with his outfit." Everyone turned to stare at that girl before glaring at the said voice actor again. So there was an anime fan that still cared about her appearance and fashion? No worries; that will all pass once she starts wearing Naruto headbands and cosplays in spandex flight suits. Besides, she made a VERY good point.

The fans began to bombard him:

"How can you listen to your whiney voice!"

"He wanted to marry Cagalli!"

"He hated co-coordinators!"

"He wanted to MARRY CAGALLI!"

"Fugly pig!"

"Fat-ass father!"

"DID I MENTION HE WANTED TO F'ING MARRY CAGALLI!"

"…" He blinked as realization dawned on him. "You're right! Let's go kick my ass!"

"Settle down!" Mike yelled. Calm slowly restored. "Now, I'm picking a crew to join me on my quest of punishing Yuuna. These images I'm about to show you may discourage some of you, and possibly- most likely- scar you for life. Thus, if you are faint of heart, please leave." Only a few souls exited the room. "Thank you. Tina, if you could start the slideshow please…"

Insert horribly graphic footage of Yuuna picking his nose here

Everyone shuddered as the slideshow came to an end, a more than a couple of people were twitching. Dead, shocked silence reigned in the hall.

Mike summoned the will to speak again, "If you are frightened, please leave. If you have had a heart attack, please remain motionless on the floor. Medical personnel will be with you shortly. Everyone else, follow Tina into the waiting room!"


Was I on cloud when I wrote this? Hmmm... nah. Maybe it was pocky... Pffft, who cares. I'll try to update every week or so.

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