Chap. 1: "We're having difficulties right now; please leave a message after the screams of horror."*screaming*

Disclaimer: I don't own Mario. If I did I would be living in Hawaii, in a mansion, rolling in cash and using one dollar bills as toilet paper.

Mario, Peach, & her assistant were on their way to a vacation that they longingly deserved.

Peach: *looking at the screen where a star appears around an island* "Oh, look at that."

Announcer: "Welcome to the sun-drenched tropical paradise of Isle Delfino! Ba ba loo poo! Come enjoy our exciting amusement parks & succulent sea food."

Mario: *mouth starts watering* "Ohhhhh..."

Announcer: "So come & let us refresh your body & spirit! Ba ba loo poo!"

All of a sudden, Peach saw a shadowy figure that looked exactly like Mario.

Peach: "Huh! Mario? *looks toward Mario* That shadow..*now looks at Toadsworth* Toadsworth, did you see-?"

Toadsworth: *mouth also starts watering* "Yes, excellent."

Peach: *sigh*

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T.V.: "SUPER MARIO SUNSHINE! Hoo hoo!"

Katie: "Must. Play. Game. And. Must. Have. Fun."

(One hour later)

Katie: *crying* "I love this game." *drops controller but it breaks into 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pieces* "That's something I would expect from a cartoon. *finally realizes what she did* D'OH!"

Then she tried to put it together, pitifully.

Katie: *singing* "The thingamabobber's connected to the, whatsitsname. The whatsitsname's connected to the..red thing. I'm gonna get killed if I don't, fix this. My brothers gonna yell like a, banshee. & I'll probably be dead tonight!"

All of a sudden a white ghost appeared out of the controller.

Katie: "Oooooohhhhhh, a white ghost! I mean- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-mushrooms- HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

White Ghost: *rolls eyes & sighs*T_T;

Katie: "That rhymed."^-^

W.G.: "Listen, I'm supposed to be here to tell you that you are needed in this game & you're supposed to not believe me, yadda, yadda, yadda. You get the gist of it."

Katie: "Really?"

W.G.: "Yeah. Why? Don't you get the gist of it?"

Katie: "NO-!"

W.G.: "You don't get it?"

Katie: "NO! I mean, YES!"

W.G.: "You get it?"

Katie: "YES!"

W.G.: "Then what's wrong?"

Katie: "NOTHING!"

W.G.: "THEN WHY DID YOU SAY "REALLY"?"

Katie: "BECAUSE I WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU WERE JOKING ABOUT ME BEING NEEDED IN THE GAME!"

W.G.: "OH! SORRY!"

Katie: "YOU ARE FORGIVEN!"

W.G.: "CAN WE STOP SCREAMING?"

Katie: "OK! Better?"

W.G.: "Much. Now, you were saying?"

Katie: *sigh* "Just capture me!"

W.G.: "Alright! Alright! Keep your shirt on!" *under his breath* "For both our sakes."

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All of a sudden, they got an abrupt landing.

Peach: "GAH! What happened?

Mario: *in a daze* "Mama-mia...."

(Out of the plane)

One of Peach's other assistants: * looking at the gooey stuff on the ground* "What is this stuff?!"

Toadsworth: "Don't touch that! *turning to Mario* I'm worried about the Princess. Who knows what might happen to her sensitive skin in this heat! Master Mario, would you mind looking for some assistance?"

Mario: "Ok."

Peach: *looking at the water tower & sees the shadow again* "What the-?"

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(In some transport thingy)

Katie: "Uh, where exactly are you going to drop me off?"

W.G.: *gets a sinister look* "Hehehehehe.."=)

Katie: 0_0 "Crud." *sees a pool of goo & gets as pale as the ghost* "You wouldn't!"

W.G.: "Oh wouldn't I?" =) *drops her into the goo*

Katie: T_T "I hate you."

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Mario: *Talking to the guy who gives him FLUDD*

Guy Who Gives Him FLUDD: "You should take this! You're the one who made this whole stinkin' mess!"

Mario: "What do you mean?"0_o;

G.W.G.H.F.: "Don't play dumb, Dumby!"

Mario: "Rrrrrriiiiiggghhhtttt..."0_o; *walks over to FLUDD* "Uh, hello?"

FLUDD: "Power-up complete. Hello, I am FLUDD made by E. Gadd Science Inc. I hope to be of assistance."

Mario: *thinking* "The machine talks!"0.0

FLUDD: "It seems that you have a predicament with some paint. If you want to use the water from my tank to spray it off just press the button on my handle. But if you run out of water just get into a body of water & press the button until it is filled."

Mario: "Ok." *hooks FLUDD onto his back.* "Now what do I do?"

FLUDD: "Try spraying off the M's on the wall."

Mario: "Ok."*sprays them off & gets 2 coins* "Cool, money."^-^

*then he went over to the...blob & tried spraying it off*

Mario: "It won't come off!" =(

FLUDD: "Keep spraying."

Mario: *sees a giant paint Piriana (hopefully that's spelled right) come up* "AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! A GIANT PIRIANA!"

FLUDD: "Thank you mister stating of the obvious." T_T

Mario: "You're welcome! I mean, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*farts*...."

FLUDD: 0_o;

G.W.G.H.F.: 0_o;

Peach: 0_o;

Toadsworth: 0_o;

Mario: "Hopefully that can be edited out."

Coolgirlgray: "Sorry, you did that of your own free will."

Mario: "FART! I mean, CRUD!"

ANYWAYS....

Mario: *dodging the Piriana's mouth* "What the heck do I do now!?"

FLUDD: "I don't know. You're the hero. You figure it out."

Mario: T_T "I hate you."

FLUDD: "And I, You."

Mario: "I got it!" *flings FLUDD at the monster*

FLUDD: "That was deliberate!"

Mario: "I know."^-^

FLUDD: "Look, Genius, the monster is made out of PAINT. You use WATER to get rid of PAINT. & I have WATER inside my tank that you could USE."

Mario: "Yeah, what'd I say?"

FLUDD: "You flung me at the monster!"

Mario: "Yeah, what'd I say?"

FLUDD: "You flung me at the monster!"

Mario: "Yeah, what'd I say?"

FLUDD: "You. Flung. Me. At. The. Monster."

Mario: "Yeah, what'd I say?"

FLUDD: "YOU FLUNG ME AT THE STINKIN MONSTER!!!!"

Mario: "I said, WHAT DID I SAY! Not, WHAT DID I DO!"

FLUDD: "YOU SAID 'I GOT IT!'"

Mario: "Oh, ok."

FLUDD: "OI VEY!"

(Ricardo: NO! NOT THE CURSED OI VEY! NOOOOOO!! *runs into a tree*) (Coolgirlgray: WILL YOU GET OUT OF HERE?!) (Ricardo: Ok. *leaves*) (coolgirlgray: Boys.)

(One hour later)

FLUDD: "YOU ARE SO INCONTINENT!"

Mario: "What?"

FLUDD: "YOU HAVE TRIED THE STUPIDEST WAYS TO BEAT THIS THING!"

Mario: "Name one."

FLUDD: "First, you launched me at its mouth, then you hit it with a blade of GRASS, THEN you tried to sing it to sleep, which didn't help except you broke everyone's eardrums. AND FINALLY-!

Mario: "OK! OK! I get your point! So, how do we beat it?!"

FLUDD: "ARGH! Shoot water in its mouth you overweight Italian plumber!!!!"

Mario: T_T "I resemble that remark." *shoots water in its mouth*

Piriana: "I DIE!"*.dies*

FLUDD: "DID YOU SEE HOW EASY THAT WAS!?"

Mario: "Yeah." ^-^

FLUDD: T_T (coolgirlgray: Notice how I am using that repeatedly.)

All of a sudden a shine sprite shot out of the goo.

Mario: 0.0 "Oooooohhhhhh. a shiny shiny!"

FLUDD: "Pick it up you numskull!"

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And it ends there..FOR NOW! I hoped you liked it! I was working really hard to make this over 1,000 words and succeeded! YES!!! DEFENCE! HUH! HUH! DEFENCE! HUH! HUH! Plus, I am having writers block now. ^-^; So REVIEW! OR I WILL DESTROY ALL MUSHROOMS WITHIN A TEN MILE RADIUS! WHICH I WAS PLANNING TO DO ANYWAYS!!!! FWAHAHAHAHAHAAH-*runs into a brick wall* D'OH!