Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars. Sam.
Sam sat in a chair in a dark room."Well, yeah, I just want you people to know that I'm not really as dorky as people-"
Sam: Sam knows all the words to "Sweet Transvestite" from Rocky Horror Picture Show.
"Hey, that isn't true! Now wait a minute!"
Sam: Sam has a secret crush on Fred.
Sam almost had a coronary."WHAT??! You're just making up lies about me!"
Sam: Sam taught Frankenstein how to do the Sweet Transvestite dance.
Sam was getting incredibly mad."STOP LYING!!!!!!!!!!!"
Now you know Sam.
"You get back here! I am going to kill you!
