Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars. Sam.

Sam sat in a chair in a dark room."Well, yeah, I just want you people to know that I'm not really as dorky as people-"

Sam: Sam knows all the words to "Sweet Transvestite" from Rocky Horror Picture Show.

"Hey, that isn't true! Now wait a minute!"

Sam: Sam has a secret crush on Fred.

Sam almost had a coronary."WHAT??! You're just making up lies about me!"

Sam: Sam taught Frankenstein how to do the Sweet Transvestite dance.

Sam was getting incredibly mad."STOP LYING!!!!!!!!!!!"

Now you know Sam.

"You get back here! I am going to kill you!