Hello & Welcome To My First LOST Fan fiction: "The LOST Comedy Club" It's Sure To Have Many Silly Things To Do With Smoke Monsters! These People Are Sure To Be 'Lost' Alright! HAHAHAHAHA! ENJOY!

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The LOST Comedy Club

Final Chapter - They're Lost, Alright! VERY Lost.

"Oh Noes! The Plane Is Getting Ripped Apart, And We Are About To Crash Near An Island." Said Jack.

"I Can Haz A Cheeseburger?" Asked Hurley, To A Flight Attendant.

"………" Said Everyone.

"Crash! BOOM! BURNING PEOPLES! Broccoli Chicken Vinegar Cake!" Said The Plane.

~Soon…~

"This Island Looks DESERTED. Can I Eat It?" Asked Hurley, Because The Island Looked Like Ice Cream, A Dessert.

"We Need To Work Together To Stay Alive." Said Kate.

"Can We… Nom You Now?! I'm Hungry!" Asked Sawyer.

"Cuuuuttteeeee Kitttteennnssss! Cute Kittens! They DIE!" Said Kate.

"I Am A Polar Bear, And I Just Appeared. I Will Disappear Now!" Said A Horse.

"I Am A Smoke. Smoking Is Bad For You!" Said John Locke. "Oh Wait. That's Later On… Carry On With The Story!"

"We Are The Others! Are YOU?!" Said The Others.

"If You're The Others, Then Who Are We To YOU?!" Asked Jack.

"You're The Others To Us!!"

"Well, That Answers Your First Question! But If, We're Others And YOU'RE Others, Then Ducks Go Quack And We Are Not The Others! OK! Bye Now! Ooh! A Hatch!"

"Someone's Playing Old Music, Down There!" Said Charlie. (Let's Never Mention Him Again.)

"YOU'RE OLD MUSIC, You Sun On The Beach!" Said Jack.

~Sooner…~

"Oh Noes! An Large Magnet That Crashed Our Plane. We Better Enter The Numbers Over And Over Again!" Said Jack.

~Soonest…~

"Oh Noes! Jacob Is Dead. Pie." Said Ben

"I Am Smoke NOW!" Said John

THE END

I Said Soonest, That's Why It Went From Season 2 To Season 6. Was That TOO 'Lost' For You? I Warned You. But, You Didn't Listen. Bye Now!