Mac Vs. PC

I was going through my "Group Pictures" folder in my Gyakuten Saiban folder (basically all the pictures with more than one person that isn't adorable or hilarious) and I found a picture of Franziska and Klavier that I saved off of deviantART. In the picture, Franziska has a laptop on her desk. And many people portray Miles with a Mac.

So what if Franziska had a PC?

I just had to take a break from drawing my picture for next year's Cour-Record's OC Contest to write this.

I don't own Phoenix Wright. I am, however, a proud owner of a PC (and don't try to convince me otherwise! xP)

I'm thinking about making this a simple Vs series. Like the next one will be a battle my friend and I have been having for a while. Which is better: Cheese-nips or Cheeze-its? :/ (I'm a cheese-nip fan myself…) Look to see a sprite comic with this soon xD

Also, Ria, I'm sorry. I had to post it. XD

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"FOOLISH COMPUTER!"

People walking past Franziska von Karma's office could hear shouting and the sound of a whip cracking, even with the door closed. Next door, Miles Edgeworth rubbed the bridge of his nose as he paused the music that was playing from his Mac. It sounded like his sister was having issues with her laptop, an expensive Compaq laptop.

"Franziska, could you keep it down—Ngh!" Miles winced in pain as he was promptly greeted by Franziska's whip.

"Foolish laptop! You will revive yourself from this foolish state at once!" Franziska barked at the PC. Miles turned the laptop around and had to stifle a laugh.

Franziska's laptop was doing the infamous Blue Screen of Death (BSOD for short).

"Well, Miles Edgeworth? Can you fix my foolish laptop?" Franziska asked, whipping the floor in anger.

"What were you doing before it… crashed?" Miles asked.

"I was downloading software."

"I believe your laptop contracted some sort of virus while you were downloading your software. Once a laptop displays the Blue Screen of Death, it's over. I'm sorry, Franziska."

Franziska whipped Miles.

"OUCH! It's not my fault your PC crashed! Now see, if you had listened to Manfred and bought a Mac, you wouldn't be in this position—NGHOOH!" Miles was whipped again.

"Silence, fool! The Mac is only expensive because of that foolish Apple company and their foolish ideas! The PC has versatility that the Mac does not!" She whipped him again for good measure.

"However, a Mac does not require anti-virus software to be bought every year. That capability is built into a Mac…"

"I have used a PC since before you were born!" Franziska snapped, and Miles simply stared at her, not wanting to point out that he was older than her, "I will not switch to the Mac and deal with learning how to use a new operating system!"

"They key commands are very similar…"

"The PC is better, Miles Edgeworth! Admit it!"

"You're simply upset because your…crappy PC has died." Miles bit back.

"Macs are …foolish!"

"Where is your evidence?" Miles said, pointing at Franziska, "Where is your evidence that a PC is better than a Mac?"

Franziska went silent. Miles let out a short laugh and crossed his arms.

"Evidence is everything, Franzi—OOF!"

"Silence! PC's are better!"

"No, Mac!

"PC!"

"Mac!"

"Quiet!"

Both prosecutors stopped to see Agent Shi-Long Lang standing in the doorway with an annoyed look on his face.

"Lang Zi says: a Linux provides a pack with more versatility than a Mac OR a PC."

The wolf shrank underneath the glare of the two prosecutors.

Even on the first floor of the Prosecutor's Office, Lang's howls of pain could be heard.

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Is a Linux a different brand of computer? Or is it considered a PC? IDK. But this was quite fun to write.