Background story: Ventus in his drama class inside the theatre room. The girls in the drama class discuss about a certain boy with defined muscle. This has reference to "won't say I'm in love". I chop it up a bit. Just something I felt the mood to write about for a one-shot.

Olette: Hey, have you guys recently looked at Vanitas.

Xion: Oh you mean Vani-san. So amazing.

Vivi: I heard he could split cement with his fist now.

Ventus: Can we stop talking about that jerk and do rehearsal?

Aqua: Aww Ven, don't deny your thoughts about Vanitas.

Ventus: He's not worth the aggravation to think or talk about.

Namine: Oh Ven, you're blushing.

Ventus: I AM NOT!

All the girls: Who'd ya think you're kiddin'.

Ventus: It would be my worst decision ever.

A spotlight shines on Roxas holding a book.

Roxas: Don't deny it, bro. It says here in your journal that you had a wet dream after thinking of a certain jerk.

Ventus: Not you too, Roxas.

Roxas: Blame my bf.

Sora moves in closer to Roxas.

Sora: Sorry but I was blackmailed.

Ventus: OK, maybe I might like him, but it doesn't mean I l-lo….

All the girls: He's the earth and heaven to you.

Ventus: Please stop talking in sync, it feels like you rehearse this skit.

All the girls: Boy, you can't conceal it.

Ventus: I already had my heart broken by Terra. I'm done with bad boys and studs.

All the girls: You swoon, you sigh

Ventus: Sigh, please leave me alone.

Vanitas slowly creeps his way to the stage while Ven's back is turned.

All the girls: Boy, don't be proud. It's OK you got a crush on him.

Ventus: Fine, but I won't admit that I am in….

Vanitas grabs Ventus from behind Ventus

Vanitas: Won't admit, what?

Ventus: …That I hate you.

Vanitas: I love ya too, uke blonde.

Vanitas sweeps Ventus down and dives into a deep interlocked kiss.

All the girls and boys: Awwwwww….