It was a glourious day in the Hidden Leaf Villiage. The sun was shining, Orochimaru had been defeated, and Sasuke was back. A tall boy, who looked to be in his late teens looked at the sky with a yawn, "...Clouds are nice today..." he said lazily.
His name was Shikamaru Nara. One of the villiages smartest Shinobi, and a good friend of the Sixth Hokage.
Speaking of which...
"HEY SHIKAMARU!" shouted an overly energetic voice, "Come here!"
Shikamaru cleared his ears out, "Man... shout louder why don't you Naruto... isn't the Hokage supposed to be the greatest ninja in the villiage?" he asked.
The man named Naruto smiled, "Yup! How do you think I got the title?" he asked sarcastically, adding a snicker and a grin.
Shikamaru yawned, "Well, not by being the definition of a ninja..." he said, "Ninja's are supposed to be smart, swift, stealthy, and quiet... You meet none of those..." he explained as he rolled over, "Now if you don't mind, I am going to take a nap..."
Naruto kicked Shikamaru in the stomach and picked him up, "Shut it! I got great news to tell everyone!" he said, vanishing in a whoosh.
Naruto reappeared in a room, with all his close friends.
From left to right, there was Sasuke Uchiha, Sakura Haruno, Kiba Inuzuka, Rock Lee, and Neji and Hinata Hyuga(the latter of which happens to be his girlfriend after everyone finally decided to drill it into his head.), and his two remaining (former)mentors, Kakashi Hatake, and Iruka Umino.
Sasuke sighed when he saw Shikamaru, "Alright Naruto, now that we are all here... please explain what it is you wanted to tell us?"
Naruto dropped Shikamaru, and grinned, "OUR SHOW HAS OVER ONE HUNDRED AND SIXTY THOUSAND FANFICTIONS!" he screamed.
The room remained silent...
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"Seriously!?" most of the people in the room screamed. The people who didn't were Kakashi, and Sasuke...
"I guess that means we have the best anime ever, huh Kakashi-sensei?" asked Naruto.
Kakashi remained silent, and not because he was reading his porno novel.
"Kakashi Sensei? Did you hear me?"
"I heard you Naruto..." he began, "But you were so wrong, I am not going to bother fixing what you said..."
Everyone in the room glared at Kakashi, "What do you mean?" asked Lee, "Has the Fire of Youth died from your body?" he asked, with a fist near his own chin, and a fire in his eyes.
"No... it's just that there are better animes then our own... Like Lucky Star, Haruhi Suzumiya, Doraemon, and Marchen Awakens Romance..." he listed, as he put his book away.
Naruto scoffed, "If they are so good, why do they have less all have less then 5000 fics combined?" inquired Naruto, a hint of irritation in his voice.
"Well... for starters... They are obscure, and many Naruto fans seem to only watch Naruto..."
"That's a lie!" screamed Lee.
"Well... perhaps I should give a lecture to you all..." muttered Kakashi pulling up a chair...
Yes... I hate the fact that Naruto has the second most fanfictions on this site... and a high quantity of these fics are not even worth clicking(save for the Hanyou Trials Series).
There are many games and anime that are far superior to Naruto. That is a fact, as no anime is perfect, and Naruto has so many character flaws, and plot holes so big you can stick a DD cup breast through them. Throughout this little mini series, I will be giving reasons why Naruto does not deserve the fame it has, and why other animes should get that fame...
Please understand, many of these things are my opinions, and if you honestly like Naruto, please do no flame me, but rather check out my other works to see some other interesting series that you may, or may not have heard of.
Thank you for listening.
I do not Own any Naruto stuff. They all belong to Masashi Kishimoto.
