Chapter One: The Mayhem Begins
The Fox, The Witch and the American.
HP/NARUTO/REALWORLD CROSSOVER. Okay, here goes nothing. Introducing... A story where the poor Naruto charters are thrown into our world. The horror. Then Naruto characters, and my character, get sent to Hogwarts. Even more horror. Set in a world where Sasuke has been forcibly removed from Orochimaru. You want to know why? Because I need him. That's why. Anywhat, back to the story. The Rookie Nine, my charrie and Gaara are all 14/15. Team Gai and Temari are all 15 and Kankuro is 16. I think that's it so, READ ON!! And as far as I know, there will be no pairings. I suck majorly at romance.
(Thought I might want to add. The Fox I think we all know. Hint: The Epitaph of the Dumb Blonde. The Witch is the HP stuffus, and the American is my character. And the Name setup comes from "The Lion the Witch and The Wardrobe")
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Chapter One: The Mayhem Begins
It was a peaceful day in Konoha and Tsunade looked painfully at the four ninja standing in front of her.
Kakashi was leaning against the wall to her left, reading that perverted book of Jirayas; Sakura was standing in front of her desk, smiling in an unsettling sort of way. Naruto was next to her, with his hands behind his head and his famous grin plastered on his face. Sasuke was leaning against the wall on her right, his hands stuffed deep into his pockets.
"Okay," Tsunade began. "As you all know, you have been assigned a new mission."
"Hey Kakashi," Sasuke started, and then said teacher stopped him. "I'm not going." He said simply. Sasuke merely lifted his eyebrows in surprise. The other two, however, were not so subtle.
"What do you MEAN your not coming!?" Naruto practically shouted as he threw his hands in the air. "How am I supposed to cope with these bozo's!!" She practically screamed.
"Both of you SHUT UP!!" Tsunade did scream. Naruto and Sakura quickly complied. "Sheesh, I have a frikin' hangover. Now let me finish." Naruto sweat dropped. Tsunade glared at him. He gulped.
"Any way, you won't be alone. We know someone who can meet you. Her name is Kaira Nehto. She will meet you at your arrival spot. She also inform on the second half of your mission. Meet me in my office at 7:30 tomorrow morning. Now shoo." Tsunade said. "And don't worry," She called to their backs. "You won't need anything." Then they left.
"You're sure that they're ready for this?" Tsunade asked Kakashi. "Don't worry; I think that'll find America and Britain nice enough places." Kakashi said.
-Skip to 7:30 Tomorrow morning-
The following morning, the three ninja were waiting outside Tsunade's office, when the door was pushed open by its owner. "Come with me." she said sharply. "NOW!" When she saw Naruto looked like he was going to stretch.
"We're on a tight schedule." Tsunade said as they walked outside.
On the ground in front of them was a boot. A ratty torn up boot. VERY exciting.
Sasuke raised his eyebrows at it. "How is that going to get us any where?" He asked. "Don't worry." Tsunade said cheerfully. "Now, pick it up."
Sasuke looked at it as if it would give him a disease. But Naruto just shrugged and picked it up.
"Now I need you two," Tsunade instructed while pointing at Sasuke and Sakura, "to grab onto some part of it. Like a shoelace of a flap. That's it. So..."
She said and whipped a small handbook looking thing. It read on the front, "Portkeys for Dummies" They all sweat dropped.
"Well..." said Tsunade, "It says here that it should go into effect right abou-" But she was interrupted as the three ninja were swept away by some invisible force, leaving no trace of them." Well," She started. "That was fun." And she walked briskly back inside.
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Kaira was dreaming. She had fallen of a cliff and her brown hair was wildly flying everywhere, and her wide open brown eyes were staring at the swiftly approaching ground when, WHAM!
A pokey bundle weighing a lot landed on her back. She couldn't move an inch.
"Ouch! That was my face you just elbowed dobe." came a voice from the bundle. It was a boy, she was sure of it. "Well someone's FOOT is in my BACK!" Another voice said. This one was a girl. Kaira tried to agree but it didn't work very well, since her face was currently being smashed into her pillow.
"Hey!" said another voice, also male, "I think something's underneath the blankets." Then the weight was suddenly removed from her back.
As she sat up, she breathed a sigh of relief. Then she saw the people who had landed on her.
There were two boys and a girl. The boy standing on her left had black eyes, and hair of the same color. He was wearing Blue shirt and white sailor shorts. The girl was standing in the middle, and had pink hair and green eyes. She was wearing a pink short dress thing, and black knee-high boots. The last boy on the right had blonde hair and blue eyes, and was wearing a completely orange and blue outfit. He also had some weird scratch looking things on his cheeks, three on each one.
She on the other hand was wearing a black tank-top and green and blue stripped pajama pants. Her hair probably looked like an afro crossed with a huge rats nest and her eyes were only half open and unfocused.
'Well,' Kaira thought. 'This is defiantly the strangest morning of my life.'
"Hello." The girl said. I'm sorry about landing on you. We're looking for a girl named Kaira. We need some information from her. We were told that she would be nearby when we arrived. Is she here?" Kaira blinked. "I'm Kaira. But I'm sorry; I don't have any information for you. Heck, I don't even know what your names are. " She said simply. But before the girl could speak again, the dark haired boy began speaking.
"Sorry. My name is Sasuke Uchia. The girl is Sakura Haruno and the other boy is…" But he was interrupted by the blonde.
"And my name is Naruto Uzumaki! Greatest ninja ever and future Hokage of Konohagakure! That's where we're from you know, and we're all ninja and…" He said loudly before being interrupted by Sakura slapping him upside the head. "Idiot." She muttered. "There goes any sort of cover we ever had." "Well," Sasuke replied, "It's not like our form of transportation was very inconspicuous."
While the two teenagers were conversing, Kaira was going through serious mental shock. 'Did he just say ninja?' She thought incredulously. 'And what's a Hokage, and where is Konohagakure.' She was so surprised she could only sit there and wonder, until her thoughts were interrupted by her body being roughly shaken awake.
"Hello!" Someone was saying, actually, more like yelling. "Earth to Kaira, anybody home?"
"Uh… What…" Was her oh so intelligent reply. "We were asking you a little about yourself."
"Oh uh, my name is Kaira Johnson, I'm 14 and I live in America." As she was about to continue, Naruto groaned.
"Didn't Tsunade-sama say Kaira Nehto, not Johnson?" Sakura asked the others.
"I KNEW Baa-chan would mess this up somehow. I had a feeling that there was some thing rather fishy about that boot. " Naruto sighed. "Wait," Kaira said. "I'm named after my mother. Her last name might've been Nehto."
"Well," said Sasuke, "Where is she?"
"She's dead." Was all Kaira could say. "She died giving birth to me. Now do you want to continue this discussion in my room or some where else, perhaps the backyard?
"Let's stay inside." Sakura voted. "I feel sort of heavy." The other two nodded in agreement.
"Okay, then I'll have to ask you to leave." Kaira said.
"Why?" Naruto asked. "Is something wrong?"
"Nah, I just need to change." Kaira said in a lightly teasing manner.
There was a lot of blushing and stuttering from the boys as Sakura calmly pushed them out of the room.
As Kaira was changing, she thought about all of the things that happened in the space of three minutes. On minute she was sleeping, the next she was being crushed by a pokey bundle and after that she was being told that the people who squished were ninjas from a place called Konohagakure. It all just didn't make sense. One, how the heck did they get in her room? Two, when she thought of people in black sneaking invisibly though a calm village at the dead of night. Not a bunch of teenagers landing on an undignified heap on her.
When she came out again, she was wearing a plain green tank top and black skinny jeans.
When the three strangers saw they followed her back into room, where Kaira sat and her bed and the others either sat on the floor or leaned against a wall.
"So," Kaira asked, "What's a ninja and why are you here."
"Ninja in our society are like the heart and power of our village." Sasuke said, "We go on missions, helping the village by either doing services for the village or to other people or villages earning money for our village. We are also paid for our services." He added when he saw Kaira was a little confused. "Missions can range from finding a missing cat," At those words Sakura and Naruto both sighed. Naruto mumbled something like, 'Stupid cat, took forever to,' Sasuke cleared his throat. Naruto glared at him, but shut up.
"Anyway from finding lost pets" he added sourly. "To taking out people dangerous enough to wipe out an entire village by themselves."
Before Sasuke could continue however, Sakura took over. "Our village is the Village Hidden in the Leaves, but most people just call us Leaf Ninja, just like we call some other ones Sand, Mist or Sound Ninja. Does that cover everything?"
"Everything except one question. The fact that I don't know if you're really ninja's, or some mental house escapees. Prove to me that your ninja." Kaira stated, and then crossed her arms.
Sasuke stood up wearily as if the whole world was on the weight of his shoulders. But before he could do anything, Naruto leapt up, pushing Sasuke roughly out of the way.
"Hey Kaira!" He said. "Watch this!" He then did some weird hand signs and said, 'Multi Shadow Clone Jutsu'. And a HUGE cloud of smoke appeared. When it cleared, a very proud, very ALONE looking Naruto stood in the center of her room.
"HUH!?" Naruto shouted. He looked left, right even backward trying to see some sort of difference in the room. "Where'd my shadow clones go?"
Kaira shook her head and sighed, so they were just a bunch of nut jobs.
Sakura saw the look on Kaira face and pulled a star looking thing from a previously unnoticed pouch attached to her right leg. In one swift movement she sent the thing spinning toward Kairas face, but instead of hitting her it hit the wall next to her face instead.
Kaira gulped at the metal throwing star quivering slightly in front of her nose. 'Where in the world did she learn to throw like that?
It seemed Sasuke had caught on. Her closed his tightly and opened, to show that his pupils had been replaced by three swirling red dots, or that's how it looked from Kairas point of view.
Kaira was stunned. Simply amazed by this show of wonders.
'Now I think I believe them' was all her brain could think before her thoughts were interrupted again by the loudmouth blonde.
"Hey," Naruto asked a little sulkily, "Why couldn't I do Shadow Clones?"
"Yeah I know." Sakura added, a little puzzled, "Isn't your specialty?" Naruto nodded. "Why don't you try, Sakura-chan, Sasuke?" Naruto asked. Sasuke merely shrugged.
"Shadow Clone Jutsu." He said. Once again the huge cloud of smoke filled the room, and once again the dark haired ninja was alone. This time though, he had a troubled expression on his face.
"It felt like my chakra was blocked." Sasuke said irritably. "Well what does that mean?" Sakura asked. "It means," he said quietly, we have no jutsu."
-- End Chapter One--
Well, glad that's over with. Hope you enjoyed the first Chapter of my new fic, 'The Fox, The Witch and The American' I'll probably update soon, but for now, Bye! poofs
