New Emotions

Today was the day. Today was the day that Professor Stein would turn Ragnarok into a human! This was a pretty big and exciting day for everyone, especially for not only Ragnarok, but for Crona, considering the fact that he'd finally get some privacy in his life. As everyone gathered around the ecstatic Crona to wish him good luck, Ragnarok popped out of the boy/girl/thingy's back exclaiming, "Hey, where's my good luck?!" Crona then turned to face the black blob and said, "Well g-good luck to y-you too, R-ragnarok." The soon-to-be human the said, "Thanks man! Say, there's something I've always wanted to do but then always backed out from it and now that I'm gonna be a human, I wanna finally do it and see where it goes from there." Crona, a little hesitant, said, "Ummmm…sure, I-I guess." Ragnarok then put his stubby little gloved hands on Crona's cheeks, stuck out his enormous tongue, and started intensely licking Crona's lips against his will. No matter how many times Crona kept screaming for air, Ragnarok would only push him closer. After what seemed like forever, Ragnarok pulled back and stared at the very shocked and frozen Crona, and said in his most sensual voice, "Hmm…not bad. I'll think about it!" and disappeared into Crona's back. Once he unfroze his face, Crona turned to see his friends mouths wide open and eyes twitching from complete and utter shock, especially Maka and Kids. After awhile, Stein finally walked in saying the operation was ready.

8 hours later

As his delicate eyes started to slowly open, Crona could see the faces of his friends. He then turned to face Maka, Kid, and Soul, three of his closest friends, and said with a cute little smile, "I'm finally free. Haha I'm f-finally free! No more weird b-black blobs coming out of my body and butting into e-everything I do while getting punched! Haha and especially no more long tongues down my throat! I-I mean, what was up with that?! Haha oh my Death I'm just s-so happy I'm f-free!" After a bit of a pause, Maka gave him a big smile and said, "Well, I'm happy you're happy Crona! I'm also very proud of you for going through something like this. It doesn't seem that easy." "T-thanks Maka. That really means a lot to me," said Crona as he started to find himself gazing into Maka's emerald green eyes. Not even a moment later, everyone turned to see a man with dark brown shaggy hair and a big "X" scar right on his nose between his dark eyes. This man turned out to be Ragnarok standing in the flesh! After taking a few steps towards his "friends," he exclaimed, "Wooo! I'm a human! Haha yeah! And I even look like a good lucking Prince Zuko! Wooo!" He then turned to face his Meister, stared at him for a bit with his gleaming eyes, and said, "Well hey there cutie. Never thought you'd ever see me like this, huh? You gotta admit, I'm pretty damn good looking and irresistible. Just remember, I'll still think about it. You won't be able to hide forever." He then got so close to Crona's face they were touching cheeks and continued saying, "I'll be right back, Master," as he winked and walked away. All Crona could do at that point was say, "Damn it…" and go on to live the rest of his life afraid Ragnarok would randomly pop out and molest him. He then realized that he'd never be able to escape Ragnarok's raging new hormones and had to learn how to deal with it

The End!