That's it, Karin decided, I have the worst luck in all of the zombie apocalypse. Fuck people who had to kill their own family; I'm stuck with braces forever. Karin kicked a decapitated head on the ground, "I mean, why the fuck isn't there a zombie yellow pages? Does anyone realize how convenient that would be?" she continued grumbling to herself- and the undead lurking around her- "Why wasn't orthodontics a more heavily pursued career? And why couldn't the zombie apocalypse wait 3 more fucking months until I got my retainer?"
Suigetsu came forward with an obnoxious laugh, and Karin hoped a zombie nearby would hear it and bite out his jugular. Still, he continued, "Plans didn't come through, K?" Karin threw a glare towards his annoyingly content direction, "Obviously, asshole."
Suigetsu laughed again, "What did you expect from a guy with a soul patch and green hair?" he paused, "Anyways, I thought orthodontists were supposed to be rich or something. They probably wouldn't make it now." This caused Karin to seethe, and Suigetsu had the audacity to find humor in her predicament again, "Chill out, brace-face."
Karin came to an abrupt halt, and slowly turned to face Suigetsu, "Do you want to die?"
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A/N : Hello! Um, this is my first time uploading anything of mine, even if it's small, so i hope you enjoyed it!
I really like the idea of someone being stuck with braces in a zombie apocalypse, because it would completely suck. If it were me I would probably spend my whole life trying to find an orthodontist to get mine off.
Anyways, I really hope you liked it and all constructive criticism is welcome!
