Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia or any of the characters portrayed in this fan fiction and do not in any way think that men should be assaulted by woman. I do however find it hilarious. This is my first fan fiction so please leave comments.
Wrath of 1000 Menstrual Cycles
"It's not fair!" shouted the small micro nation; stupid Arthur always kicking me out of his stupid meetings. Just because I was small didn't mean he wasn't any less of a country. At least that's what I kept keep telling himself. Nobody saw Sealand as a country, always as Peter Kirkland or Arthur's little brother. Now if only I could get the others to accept me then things would be great.
I could finally rub it in that British bullies face and tell him to "suck it bitch," although saying that would probably lose any respect the other nations had for me, which by all counts was...well...none .
At least I had Raivis to help support him, as long as it wasn't in front of his overlord Ivan and Lily too I suppose, she was really nice and would more than willing to help support me if I asked.
However her brother Vash probably wouldn't like the idea but so long as she was happy about it, he wouldn't do anything. On the other hand I was pretty sure I would be the next target should I ever come within 5 feet of his beloved little sister.
To be honest the way they act together is sort of...creepy. They care for each other a little more than siblings should. Suddenly remembering the time where I found the Swiss man on top of his sister in a...strange position, the excuse being that they tripped and fell on each other .
Ha whatever, since when does it take five minutes to get off someone? Not to mention it looked like their faces were getting closer. But it was probably none of my business. To be honest I did want to ask the principality about what happened, but how do you even ask a question like that?
Then there was Raivis, I'm not sure what his Russian ruler would do if he helped me. He doesn't look all that scary really, a bit creepy but not all that scary. It's just that smile he has, it makes him look so...demented.
Raivis would always say something like "Mr. R-russia w-wouldn't like that" or "Mr. R-russia is very scary" or "Please don't tell Mr. R-russia I'm here." It's strange that whenever Russia was brought into the conversation the Latvian would always stutter, never even saying his boss's full name. Always "Mr. Russia"
If there were one thing scary about the Russian, it was his family. His little sister Natalia or Belarus for those who prefer having their genitals attached to there person, had to be the most scariest and most evilest thing ever to crawl out of Mordor.
When Berwald adopted me...well...bought me of eBay people would say that the Swede was the scariest thing in the world. But it turned out he was nice and very polite to me. A bit odd though, he kept on calling his friend Tino his wife. When asking Berwald he said "I'll tell you when you're older" and when asking Tino he said "I have no idea."
But at least the man was nice, Natalia on the other hand didn't seem to have a good bone in her body. She was mean to almost everyone, which is why she was so feared by...well...EVERYONE. I saw her talking to Lilly once though, neither of looked angry or upset so I guess she's part of the select few who Natalia won't murder.
I heard Alfred say that she must wake up every morning to bowl of "Cream of instant Bitch." Is it possible such a thing exists? If so then Arthur should stop taking it.
She was like something parents would use to scare their kids so they'd behave. "If you don't be good, the Natalia-man will get you." I told that joke to Arthur and was able to get a laugh out of him. He still threw me out of the meeting but at least I knew it was funny.
Then there was Yekaterina aka Katyusha or Ukraine if you prefer, she was Russia's older sister. To be honest she seems real nice, always polite and caring. Although those massive melons she has gets her a lot of unwanted attention. At least she not stalking her brother asking him to marry her (cough cough Natalia cough)
But being Russia's sister she obviously has some sort of problems, mainly her constant crying. I swear I bumped into her once and she started bawling for no reason, kept on saying "I'm sorry" over and over again for about half an hour...ok maybe not that long but it still. I mean I'm the one who bumped into her so shouldn't I be the one saying that? I'll never understand girls.
But now that crumpet sucking Arthur is going to regret the day he said Sealand wasn't a country. I will get my revenge on him if it's the last thing I do, which it probably will because I am too lazy right now to think of a good idea.
Alright that was my very first page for my very first fan fic :D. I already have an idea on what's going to happen with extra appearances from different characters in the show. Please comment, rate, bitch, complain or whatever you want to do.
