Disclamer: I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT! Although I wish I would!

EDWARD: i hear voices in my head and you think your a freak!?

EMMETT: all i asked was where the remote was...

ALICE: I see the remote its...it's... Broken...in...jasper and my room... and he's wearing his favorite suit!

Rosalie's high-pitched voice upstairs

ROSALIE: jasper! Why are you wearing Emmett's bunny suit?

JASPER: I feel your tensions... Can you feel the tension?

Emily races upstairs to see jasper

EMILY: jasper in a bunny suit! Yeah! Now where's Alex in his penguin suit? is he in the closet!?

she runs into Alice closet

Bella walks in the front door

BELLA: ok! Who ate my favorite blue sweatshirt!?

JACOB: it smelled like your sweat! It was so sweaty!

EDWARD: SHAKE - SHAKE, SHAKE - SHAKE - SHAKE - SHAKE IT!

silence

KARMEN: Edward? May I have this dance?!

EDWARD: THAT WAS WHEN I RULED THE WORLD!

MADDI: I wanna dance!

starts randomly dancing

MADDI: Hey Rosalie! Come here a sec!

Rosalie walks over to Maddi dancing

MADDI: I have a plan! whisper whisper, whisper

Rosalie went out the door and drove off

KARMEN: hey, do you know where Emily is?

EDWARD: no, but I love smuckers jam!

Karmen stopped dancing and went upstairs

KARMEN: EMILY! WHERE ARE YOU!

muffling from the closet

opening the closet, Karmen finds Emily kissing a Alex Evans

EMILY: can I stay here for the rest of my life?!

ALICE: MY ALEX EVANS!

tug-o- war

JASPER: I like donuts! JELLY FILLED!

EMMETT: I hate my shirt it smells of mutt!

Rosalie comes through the front door with clanging beers

music turns off

MADDI: ok! Let's see who can drink the most beer without getting sick! Emmett verses Edward!

a day and a half later

THUD

KARMEN: Edward wins!!

crowd cheering

EMILY AND MADDI: GO FREDWARD!

ROSALIE: aw, poor baby Emmett.

CARLISLE: what are you all doing!?

KARMEN: watching Emmett pass out! Its fun!

EMILY: I'm gunna go see Alex and jasper!

MADDI: so I was riding my brothers dirt bike and …..

EMMETT in a drunken voice: nobody cares girly!

Maddi walks over lifts Emmett and throws him out the window

Karmen throws Maddi

Emily throws Karmen

Edward throws Emily

Rosalie throws Edward

Carlisle throws Rosalie

Jacob throws all the others out the door