Disclamer: I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT! Although I wish I would!
EDWARD: i hear voices in my head and you think your a freak!?
EMMETT: all i asked was where the remote was...
ALICE: I see the remote its...it's... Broken...in...jasper and my room... and he's wearing his favorite suit!
Rosalie's high-pitched voice upstairs
ROSALIE: jasper! Why are you wearing Emmett's bunny suit?
JASPER: I feel your tensions... Can you feel the tension?
Emily races upstairs to see jasper
EMILY: jasper in a bunny suit! Yeah! Now where's Alex in his penguin suit? is he in the closet!?
she runs into Alice closet
Bella walks in the front door
BELLA: ok! Who ate my favorite blue sweatshirt!?
JACOB: it smelled like your sweat! It was so sweaty!
EDWARD: SHAKE - SHAKE, SHAKE - SHAKE - SHAKE - SHAKE IT!
silence
KARMEN: Edward? May I have this dance?!
EDWARD: THAT WAS WHEN I RULED THE WORLD!
MADDI: I wanna dance!
starts randomly dancing
MADDI: Hey Rosalie! Come here a sec!
Rosalie walks over to Maddi dancing
MADDI: I have a plan! whisper whisper, whisper
Rosalie went out the door and drove off
KARMEN: hey, do you know where Emily is?
EDWARD: no, but I love smuckers jam!
Karmen stopped dancing and went upstairs
KARMEN: EMILY! WHERE ARE YOU!
muffling from the closet
opening the closet, Karmen finds Emily kissing a Alex Evans
EMILY: can I stay here for the rest of my life?!
ALICE: MY ALEX EVANS!
tug-o- war
JASPER: I like donuts! JELLY FILLED!
EMMETT: I hate my shirt it smells of mutt!
Rosalie comes through the front door with clanging beers
music turns off
MADDI: ok! Let's see who can drink the most beer without getting sick! Emmett verses Edward!
a day and a half later
THUD
KARMEN: Edward wins!!
crowd cheering
EMILY AND MADDI: GO FREDWARD!
ROSALIE: aw, poor baby Emmett.
CARLISLE: what are you all doing!?
KARMEN: watching Emmett pass out! Its fun!
EMILY: I'm gunna go see Alex and jasper!
MADDI: so I was riding my brothers dirt bike and …..
EMMETT in a drunken voice: nobody cares girly!
Maddi walks over lifts Emmett and throws him out the window
Karmen throws Maddi
Emily throws Karmen
Edward throws Emily
Rosalie throws Edward
Carlisle throws Rosalie
Jacob throws all the others out the door
