A/N I don't own NCIS or any of the characters but if I did I've have a lot of fun

A/N I don't own NCIS or any of the characters but if I did I've have a lot of fun.

Kate peered round the elevator doors. She couldn't see James so decided just to make a run for it and she could, if necessary, shoot him. James was a creepy lawyer who worked in the legal department and had been slightly stalking her ever since she had gone to get a warrant there. Every time he saw her he would ask her out and she was running out of excuses, she couldn't say no since they needed to be nice to the legal department.

She just managed to make it to her desk when he appeared.

"Hello Kaitlin"

"Hi James"

"I was wondering if you'd be interested in going out with me this Friday?"

Kate racked her brains; she had used every excuse she knew of, then she remembered Abby telling her once" if you don't want to go out with a guy, just say you have a boyfriend he'll leave you alone at once".

"I'm sorry but I have a boyfriend"

"You never told me this before Kaitlin"

"We've only just started going out"

"How did you meet him? You seem so busy all the time"

"He works here"

As soon as she said it, Kate wished she could take that back. She could have said he was an old childhood friend, but no, he had to work here. Never mind, she told herself, it's not like he's going to ask.

"So then, who is he?"

Damn, she glanced round searching for someone. She saw McGee at his desk but that wouldn't work everyone knew McGee was going out with Abby. Then Tony walked out of the elevator, no there was no way she would say she was going out with him. She glanced back at James, he gave her that sickly smile again and she decided to go with the lesser of two evils.

"His names Tony, he's over there"

Kate pointed to where Tony was trying to convince McGee to arm-wrestle.

"Well Kaitlin I'm going to fight him for you"

Oh come on, thought Kate as James walked off, this has to the most persistent guy in the world.

She sighed she had slightly fixed one problem and now she had to face another one.

"Hey Tony, how was your weekend?"

"What do you want Katie?"

"Nothing much just a small favour"

"What is it?"

"Just a favour, a tiny one"

"Now I'm getting nervous, you don't need a kidney do you?"

"Look all I need is for you to pretend to be my boyfriend for a while, Tony stop laughing!"

But he didn't, in fact, Kate thought it looked at though he was going to wet himself laughing.

"Look Tony this is a serious problem, I told the weird guy from legal that you were my boyfriend so I wouldn't have to go out with him".

"This might seem a bit simple but why didn't you just say that you didn't want to go out with him"

"Because Tony we have to be nice to the legal department it's hard enough to get warrants for Gibbs as it is"

"Good point but I can't help"

"Why not?"

"Because I have my eye on that cute blonde secretary and if she thinks I'm your boyfriend I got no chance"

You haven't got a chance anyway Kate thought she's gay.

"Or it might make you all the more desirable, girls always want what they can't have"

"I'll think about it"

"Come on Tony I'll do anything"

That got his attention, his eyebrow went up and he gave her that annoying smirk

"Anything?"

Kate had a feeling that she had just made her problem a whole lot worse.

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