Title: "The Best"
Author: Pirate Turner
Rating: R
Summary: Mater is the best at what he does. Slash.
Disclaimer: Lightning, Mater, Ramone, and Cars are & TM Disney, not the author. The author makes absolutely no monetary profit off of this work of fan fiction, and no copyright infringement is intended.
Author: Pirate Turner
Rating: R
Summary: Mater is the best at what he does. Slash.
Disclaimer: Lightning, Mater, Ramone, and Cars are & TM Disney, not the author. The author makes absolutely no monetary profit off of this work of fan fiction, and no copyright infringement is intended.
His headlights cast warily around at his gathered friends before admitting, "His love making is like his driving."
They shot him confused expressions until one finally asked, "What do you mean, Lightning?"
"He means he's good, man."
"Not just good, Ramone," the sleek sportscar corrected with a sly grin. "He's good and he's careful, but when he knows what's he doing, he's swift, smooth, and, to put it simply," he shot them his trademark grin, "the best. You've all seen how well Mater drives backwards. He makes love that well once he's found his confidence and just the right spot."
The End
