I, NERDY, IN NO WAY OWN DETECTIVE CONAN ALL CHARACTERS BELONG TO GOSHO AOYAMA

A/N: LOTS OF OOC FOR CONAN AND SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING IN A WHILE

DETECTIVE BOY'S POV

"What do you think Conan-kun and Ai-chan wanted to tell us?" Ayumi asked as they trio made their way to Professor Agasa's house "I don't know maybe they found a treasure map" Genta suggested. "OH I wonder what the tresu-"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" The scream pierced through the neighborhood disturbing the gangs conversation "That sounds like Haibara-san" Mitsuhiko said as she ran the rest of the way to Agasa's house.

3 Hours Earlier…

It was quiet Saturday at the Mouri Detective Agency Kogoro was for once sober and reading the newspaper at her desk. Ran was busy making everyone lunch while Conan sat on the couch reading her favorite Sherlock Holmes book, The Sign of Four. Everything was quiet until the phone rang. "Moshi Moshi… hey brats phone for you" Kogoro mumbled and handed Conan the phone "Haibara…Are you sure…yeah I think we should… okay I'll be over soon…bye" Conan replaced the phone "So what did that Haibara girl say" Kogoro asked. "I'm going to Professor Agasa's for something" Conan announced and ran out the door before Kogoro could protest. "Taku didn't even answer the question"

At Professor Agasa's…

"Kudo-kun you do realize this could kill you, no matter how low the chances are." Haibara reminded him holding a red and white pill "I know but…"she trailed off not wanting to say what they both knew she wanted to. "I get it here" she it handed Conan the pill as soon as the capsule touched his palm he popped it into his mouth. Conan blacked out as a familiar pain engulfed him.

"D-d-did it work?" she noticed her voice was higher than it was supposed to be even for Conan. The shrunken detective looked in the mirror and saw a small girl staring back "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Haibara came rushing into the bathroom. "Kudo-kun what's wrong- oh no" Haibara said as she faced a teary eyed 7 year old girl with long wavy hair that stopped just at her hips. "H-Haibara what h-happened w-why am I a g-girl?" the girl in her bathroom sobbed. "Um who are you?" Ai asked. "Conan Edogawa" she responded "Oh no no no this is not real. There might have been a small miss calculation in the formula" she thought aloud. Now Conan was mad "SMALL you call THER SMALL I'm a girl Haibara how is a gender change small" she fumed making many hand gestures and pacing back and forth "How would you like it if you turned into a boy suddenly!" she continued. "Ai-chan we heard a scream are you okay?" Ayumi's voice sounded. Conan was looking at her new body in the mirror "Huh I kind of look like Conan. Well I guess this is fine." Then hopped off the counter and walked past her "We're in here Ayumi-chan" Conan called in reply.

In the living room…

"Hey guys" Conan greeted enjoying the confused looks on their faces "What do you think you're doing? Go back to the basement!" Haibara yelled "Aww but Ai-chan I don't wanna" Conan whined teasingly 'THIS IS SO FUN' she thought "Um Ai-chan who is this?" Ayumi asked looking more puzzled by the second. "Aww Ayumi-chan I'm that forgettable? I thought you like me" Conan fake pouted "Fine*sigh* my name's Dakota Ku-OWWW Ai-chan why did you hit me that hurt!" "Tell them who you are" she hissed "My name's Conan Edogawa nice to meet you.