First Jake/Dirk fic X3 hope you like. And yes, this is yaoi.


?'s point of view.

Hello. My name is Sapphire Egbert. And I am John't little adopted girl since Karkat had found me and gave me to him

soooo... Currently I am 13 and I go to Alternia Middle School with my friends Emerald Marysette and Rosey Lalonde and also I am the

school's super secret couples councilor, meaning if someone wants to be together, I make it happen no matter what. Today Rosey gave

me the job of getting these 2 high schoolers together and the bad part is.. The love is one-sided. BUT, there is nothing I can't do.

" Target approaching " Rosey whispers to me.

"I see 'em. Which one is it? " I whisper back, trying to stop fidgeting from being impatient.

"It's the Strider fellow. Go up to him once he's done saying bye to English."

I do just that. I happily skip over to the tall Strider fellow, giving him a polite smile and introduction.

"Hello sir. I'm Sapphire Egbert. Y'know? The girl next door silly! I have come to help you with your problems sir."

The tall, blonde male just stares down at me with a questioning look on his face. He just nods and makes a move to walk off.

I stop him by making a sniffling noise and make myself cry just a little. I look up at him with puppy dog eyes, mouthing ' please sir'. It

works a charm, seeing him bite his lip with guilt written all over his face almost makes me feel bad. He finally nods with a sigh.

"Alright kid. What would you like to help me with.." Dirk says with a small sigh. Obvious stress is heard in his voice.

" I want to help you with Jake. I saw the look in your eyes when you spoke to him sir. That and a little bird told me that you

needed help" I chirp as if nothing happened.

His eyes widen and a blush is almost visible on his face. 'gotcha ' runs through my head. A few yards behind Dirk is Rosey,

giving me a big smile and a thumbs up. I nod at his response. He looks absolutely dumbfounded as I give him a small unnoticeable

smile.

( 0_0 )

*Dirk's P.O.V *

How did this little girl know? Oh my god I'm hopeless.. I just stand there listening to the little girl talk to me about winning

his heart. The thing that caught my attention was her last name. Egbert... I've heard of it before... OHHH. That John twerp. Is this girl

his little sister? How does she know? Why is she asking to help? AGH... So many questions are jumbling around in my head it's just

confusing. Finally we swap cell numbers to stay in touch and I am free to leave. On the way home My phone rings. The ringtone of

PonPonPon goes off, letting me know it's the little Egbert girl, obviously already home because of her quickness like the wind itself. I

sigh and answer.

" Hello little girl. Whatever may you need with me?" I say casually

"Come over tomorrow. Uncle Jake is coming over for a visit with Auntie Jade. It's a weekend so we should have enough

time to get you two together am I correct?

"Uh-huh..." I reply

" OK. At 9:00 AM he should be here so come by at 8. Byeeeeee~"

YES! I can finally get together with Jake fucking English. Hopefully little girl's plan works.


Okay guys this is the end of chapter 1. Hope u like :D