Heavy, booming footsteps were getting closer to the young, platinum blonde haired boy.

"Hello!? I been stuck in this cage for, like, weeks! Get me the fuck outta here!" He yelled.

The footsteps stopped. The dragon laughed. "You are funny for a lowly human!" "Don't you dare compare me to a human! I'm one of the universe's demigods! Ima Mewman!" The boy yelled. "And why would you, a Mewman, dare to venture into a dragon's lare!?" The dragon asked as he laughed. "Cuz yous dragon folks gots lots of gold. I mean, I'm technically king of Mewni but I don't owns the gold, you know? I needs my own gold. Venus told me that yous gots some gold so I came here," the boy explained.

"Kid, haha, look around this cave! Of course I have gold, and you are not getting any. I am hungry. I think I should eat roasted human," the dragon said. "Mewman!" The boy corrected. The dragon rolled his eyes. "Prepare to be burned!"

"Wait, before you roast me, you wanna see a magic trick?" The boy asked. "Sure. What is is?" The dragon agreed. "Ima break outta these chains in under 10 seconds," the boy said. "Hahahahaha! Good luck with that! That is unbreakable steel made by a giant's blood! Not even my fire can burn it, and dragon's fire can burn anything!" The dragon cried, laughing.

"Aiit. Prepare to be amazed!" His tan, muscular arms were chained behind his back. With a simple pull, the chains broke and the pieces went flying. "I did not even go pass 2 yet..." the dragon said, still surprised. The boy's laughter brought the dragon's attention back to him. "You say you are a Mewman, correct?" The dragon asked. "Yep," the boy answered, checking to make sure the indestructible golden cuffs he wore on his wrists do not have a dent in them (and thank goodness they don't). "Impossible! Even a normal Mewman would have trouble breaking through those chains! Who are you?" The dragon asked.

The boy smiked.

"The Demigod of the Skies. I am Prince Starious Sire Regulus Butterfly of Mewni. I really hate long names so let's shorten it to Star Butterfly. But, just call me Star."

The dragon blinked. "I have heard stories about a Mewman named 'Star thr Destroyer'. He just takes what he wants, whenever he wants. He leaves destruction in his path. Perhaps you are the 'Star' everyone has been talking about?" The dragon asked. "Uh, hell yeah!" Star cried. He then put his right hand up. "Skyblade!" He yelled.

A golden spotlight started shining down on him and falling from the hole in the ceiling was a sword with a golden hilt that had golden angel wings. "Ohhh, I have heard about the famous Skyblade as well. But, alas, it is just a sword. My dragon's fire can still melt it!" The dragon cried. "Alright. Go for it. Lemme tell you this, though. Ima Mewman. And I'm the prince of Mewni. Soon to be king of Mewni. I'm even the wargod of the skies, I fucking rule the skies! And look, this is my Skyblade. The hilt was made from the tears of 1,001 fairies. And everyone knows that the tears of a fairy is an enchantment. The blade was made from real stardust. And real stardust is indestructible. This sword was made to be unbreakable and powerful," Star explained. "Stop confusing me!" The dragon yelled before breathing fire.

Star casually brought the sword up and the flames simply bounced off of the blade. "What!?" The dragon asked in disbelief. "I heard that a dragon's blood becomes rubies as soon as it comes out of the body. Let's see if it's true!" Star pondered before charging towards the dragon.


"I'm back," Star casually said as he entered the throne room, holding a huge sack. Demigoddess of Magic Queen Moonaria Royale Lumina Butterfly of Mewni simply blinked. "Star?" She asked. "Yeah, I'm excited to see me too. Can't talk now. I'm going to my man cave," Star said, not turning around. "Star," Moon (members of the royal family can only call her that) flatly said. "Hella busy," Star answered. "Star!" Moon yelled.

Moon grew very annoyed.

She waved her hands and the sack Star was holding floated to her. "Ah! My dope!" Star cried. Moon opened the sack. It was filled with rubies and all sorts ot treasures. "Star! Where in the universe did you get all these!?" Moon asked. "I slayed a dragon," Star answered.

"Hahahahaha! Our Star is back!" Demigod of Balance King Rivarious Rex Lucius Johansen-Butterfly cried as he entered the room, laughing. He and Star did their father-son handshake while Moon stood there impatiently, tapping her foot. "Your son just beat up another monster and you're acting like this is ok!? He's already known as Star the Destroyer! Soon, he'll mess with the wrong person then we'll have a war in our hands! River! Yell at your son! He listens to you!" Moon cried (he allows people to call him River).

"Moon, look at it this way. At least our son is alive. It has been months since he disappeared and everyone was convinced the boy was dead," River answered. Moon stopped fuming to think about it. After a while, she spoke again. "Wait, that means Star's Wand Reciving Ceremony is in a week!" "Oh yeah! How could I forget!? Star will finally get the Wand of Mewni!" River cried.

Star, however, was confused. "Ummm, yeah, y'all never told me about this Wand of Mewni. Mind explaining it to me?" Moon smiled. "Gladly. Centuries ago, our great ancestor, the goddess Lady Minerva, was tired of watching over the humans who dwelled on earth and she was tired of getting into drama with all the other gods and goddesses. She just wanted a place where she can just stay and relaxe. Be at peace. And so, she tavelled all over the universe but stopped once she arrived at a certain planet. That planet was Mewni.

"Back then, Mewni was an uninhabited area filled with many plants that can't be found anywhere. She would stay on Mewni and relax there before going back to her goddess duties. Unfortunately, that peace didn't last.

"Strange monsters called the Maßöffner arrived. They have a reputation of coming to a planet and destroying it along with the beings inhabiting them. Lady Minerva, however, didn't want to give up her planet. And so, Lady Minerva came to the goddess Lady Diana for help. Lady Diana came up with a way: create humans with godly powers to fight and protect the planet from the Maßöffner. It sounded like a brilliant ideal so she visited other goddesses on advice on how to make the demigods. Every goddess she visited, they lent her their powers. The gods wanted to help too so they also lended her their powers.

"With the powers she was lended, she created a magical wand of creation. With that wand, she created the very first Mewman, which was our very first queen, Mewni. Her name was inspired by the goddess, fun fact. Anyway, Lady Minerva created more Mewmans. Led by Mewni, the Mewmans fought the Maßöffner. But before they were sent off to battle, Lady Minerva handed Mewni her magical wand so she would be victorious over the Maßöffner.

"To this day, Lady Minerva still watches over the Mewmans and she still loves her planet. To honor her, on the 18th birthday of the future ruler, we award them the wand," Moon explained. "So basically, I gets another weapon? Sweet!" Star cried.

"No, Star, the wand is not a weapon. It's a guardian tool. Meant to protect Mewni. The ceremony works like this: You will be given a plain white tunic to wear and sandals. That's it. No royal treasures or jewels. Or, what you call, 'bling'. Your father and I get to dress up, however. We will enter the Temple of Minerva first. After, the Priestess will call you to enter. The Priestess will take the wand and have Lady Minerva bless it. Once Lady Minerva sends her blessing, a mystical creature will come and offer you its powers, just as the gods and goddesses had done for Lady Minerva. The creature will give you the wand after giving away power and will give you jewels and all sorts of treasures to wear. After that, we will have a ball. As future king and weilder of the Wand of Mewni, you can't skip out this time. Nobody knows who the future king is. You will stay until the end." Moon explained.

Star nodded, deep in thought. He really hoped he would get a Minotaur.

"The next day, you will be send off to the Dominus Cloister where you will be educated for 7 years," Moon then said. That got Star's head out of the clouds. "The fuck is that?" "The Dominus Cloister is a temple where all Mewman rulers must go to for 7 years before taking the title of Queen, or in your case, King. You are closed off from society. You can never leave the temple. Nobody except for you is aloud to enter. Inside, it will just be you and all of the gods. They will train you. You will learn how to master the Wand of Mewni, how to rule over Mewni, and other things the gods think that you will need to learn. It's always different," Moon explained.

Star's eyes grew wide. "Wait!? Are you fureal!?" He asked. "Star. I am your mother. When have I ever told a joke?" Moon asked. Star gasped. "That's true!" Moon cleared her throat so she can continue.

"Let me tell you about the time when I got my wand. They day before, my mother, Demigoddess of Echantments Queen Cometina Domina Caelia Butterfly, allowed me to invite close friends to have a private slumber party. The next day was the ceremony. The creature that came was the Queen of the Fairies, Titania. And so, I had the power of the fairies with me. After, there was the ball and the ball was so beautiful! The next day, I went to the Dominus Cloister but unfortunately I couldn't stay long because my mother was assassinated and I immediately had to become queen. Star, I hope your experience is magical. More magical than my experience," Moon explained.

"Yeah...I'm all for getting the wand and all...but going to some cult place, yeah...nope. Ima just not go. 'Sides, I haven't finished going on adventures with the Zodiacs yet," Star answered.

The Zodiacs were 12 of the greatest warriors of Mewni. When Star was younger, he ran away from home. While he was away, he traveled all over Mewni. As he did, he met 12 misfits. He would recruit them on his journey and they would continue to travel. Eventually, River himself found Star and dragged him back to the royal palace. But that wasn't the end. Star would still sneak out and he hung out with the 12 misfits. They would go around, starting fights. River then realized that Star was actually making friends so he allowed the misfits to live at the palace so Star wouldn't have to sneak out just to hang out with his friends (Moon wasn't ok with it. To this day, she still isn't ok with it).

The 12 Barbarians, Moon called them, would train with Star and soon went with him to other dimensions, exploring and starting fights. After a while, they became 12 of the greatest warriors of Mewni and called themselves the Zodiacs. Prince Star, Mewni's greatest warrior, leads them proudly. They are well known for destroying everything in their path and they were called Star's Barbarians by those outside of Mewni. Other than going from dimension to dimension with Star, they would fight in the Colosseum.

They won every fight.

They were feared but respected both on Mewni and the universe. When it comes to rules, they only listen to Star, a fellow "barbarian" and their leader. They won't listen to anyone else. If Star gives an order, they follow. If someone else like Moon gives an order, they do whatever they want and it's usually the opposite. As mentioned earlier, Moon wants them out of her palace.

"The ceremony is next week, why don't you and the Zodiacs go on 1 last adventure?" River suggested. "What!? No. Absolutely not. 1.) He just got back. 2.) I would like for him to be in one piece. 3.) He needs to get rid of all that barabrianism they have bestowed upon him. It's best that he stays here and prepare for the ceremony and the Dominus Cloister," Moon explained. When River and Moon turned to look at Star, they realized he was gone.


Leo threw his battle axe at the wall, causing it to be stuck. "Victorious! Mwahahahahahaha!" "We're always victorious, why you acting like it's new?" Virgo asked, walking past the muscular man. "Aw, bitch, I don't wanna deal with your bitch ass attitude! Fight me if you gots a problem!" Leo yelled. Virgo rolled her feline like eyes. "Guys...please stop fighting..." Tiny and scrawny Pisces mumbled. "Fuck you!" Scorpio yelled back.

"When's our next fight!?" Aries asked Sagittarius who was busy counting his arrows. "How the fuck am I supposed to know!? Ask Virgo!" Sagittarius yelled. "Damn, chill!" Hot tempered Aries yelled back. "What's wrong, Cancer?" Libra asked the crying woman. "He broke up with me again!" Cancer answered. "Who?" Libra asked. "Zylius! He said that he doesn't date barbarians!" Cancer said, crying a lot more louder. "You wanna jump him later on?" Libra asked. Cancer nodded her head.

"Heyyyy! Aquarius! Let's go to the club!" Gemini cried. "Yeah, girl! Which one tho? Scorpio! You're coming to the club with us!" The curvy Aquarius cried. "I don't go to clubs with you hoes! Remember the last time!? I almost killed someone! Mewmans are so annoying as fuck!" Scorpio cried. Gemini rolled her eyes. "Are you fucking kidding me!?" Taurus yelled at Capricorn, following close behind. "I was supposed to make that kill, but you just fucking got in the way! You made me look like a fucking wimp!" Capricorn yelled, speed walking away from Taurus. "Man! Chill!" Taurus yelled. "I gots no chill! Pisces! Get this fucker outta here! He be getting on my nerves!" Capricorn yelled.

"Wassup, homies!?" A familiar voice cried at the entrance of the Man Cave.

"Eyo! Boss!" Leo cried. Standing in the doorway with a big sack filled with treasures was Star. The Zodiacs got up and crowded around Star. They all started talking all at once as Star made his way through the cave. The Zodiacs backed up as Star undid the sack. He then dumped out the treasures. The Zodiacs started picking through the treasures.

"When did you get all these!?" Gemini asked. "I slayed a dragon," Star answered, laying on his silky, golden lectus. "Seriously? That's what took you almost 2 months!? You would have been done in at most 15 minutes knowing you! I'm disappointed in you!" Virgo cried. "Bruh, I was at some party, but some hoes needed me to do a quest for them so I was all like, 'aiit'. When I was done, I was all like 'been ages since I hung out with my girlfriend Venus' so I saw her and stuff. She was the one who told me about the dragons by the way. We decided to play fight but she like to play dirty all the damn time so I was poisoned and she threw me at the dragon's lair. I couldn't move so I just stayed in that position for ages. Yooooo it took so damn long for the poison to wear off!" Star explained.

"That's why dumb asses date!" Scorpio cried. Cancer started crying. "Wait! I mean not you!" Scorpio cried. "Scorpio, I hate you!" Cancer yelled at him. Star sat there, laughing as he popped grapes in his mouth (they were Virgo's but he took them cuz why not). Pisces, the youngest, came up to him. "You seem different," he said. "Ohhh! Yeah, I'm getting my wand next week!" Star answered.

The Zodiacs grew quiet.

No one said anything for 5 minutes. They just looked at Star in disbelief. Star just continued popping grapes in his mouth, wondering why the Zodiac were quiet. They usually aren't quiet so it was kinda weird. If Moon were here, she would have started crying tears of joy.

"That means we can't go on adventures anymore," Aries finally said, breaking the silence.

"Wait, man, what do you mean by 'we can't go on adventures anymore'?" Leo asked Aries. "Yeah, Star's getting the Wand of Mewni. That means more destruction power," Sagittarius answered. "Are you people stupid? Men are so stupid! Star won't be able to go on adventures with us because he has to go to the Dominus Cloister!" Virgo cried.

Fun fact, everyone on Mewni but Star (until not so long ago) knows what the Dominus Cloister is.

"Why does he gotta go to the Dominus Cloister though?" Libra asked. "It was built for rulers to train to become rulers. I heard the Wand of Mewni will be the last thing a ruler gets before they take over. Obviously you gotta master that thing. I'm guessing that's why Star's being sent there," Taurus answered.

The Zodiacs turned to face Star. He scratched the back of his head. "Yeah...that...and I gotta learn how to be a king and shit...I'll be gone for 7 years..." He said hesitantly. The Zodiacs started talking amongst themselves.

"Ok, I see. I really wanna see what that wand can do. I also wanna go on adventures still. After the ceremony, we gotta go on an adventure!" Aquarius cried. "Yeah...um...funny actually...I'm leaving the day after the ceremony..." Star said, quieter this time. The Zodiacs started talking amongst themselves louder.

"That's bull!" Taurus yelled. "You're bull!" Capricorn yelled. The 2 muscular men started fighting. "What do you have to do this week? Like, do you gotta attend big stuff?" Cancer asked Star. "Wow. I actually have no idea. But I don't give a fuck! Let's go somewhere!" Star cried. "Aye!" The Zodiacs (including the equally beat up Taurus and Capricorn) yelled.

"Yous gots the dimensional scissors?" Star asked. "I mean, Libra had them but they fucking gone now," Virgo answered. "Wait, how did you get here then?" Libra asked after giving Virgo the death stare. Out of nowhere, Star pulled out golden dimensional scissors. "Ayyyy!" Leo cried. "So, we going to the Bounce Lounge?" Star asked. "Why can't we go to any clubs on Mewni?" Gemini asked. "Cuz clubs on Mewni are shit!" Aries answered.

After writing a note to Moon if she does come in here, Star started cutting, opening a portal. "Let's go!" He cried. Star and the Zodiacs hopped in. Soon, they found themselves at the Bounce Lounge. This is where they all split up.

Aries, Sagittarius, and Virgo were drinking as much as they could.

Taurus and Capricorn were trying to jump each other and Pisces was trying to stop the two.

Gemini, Aquarius, and Scorpio were dancing.

Cancer and Libra saw Zylius, Cancer's ex, and were now trying to jump him.

Leo and Star were in the VIP lounge, surrounded by so many ladies.

"Ay, Leo. We close, right?" Star asked as a lady moved a strand of his platinum blonde locks behind his ear. "Yeah. We the closest out of everyone else. I knew you first but I joined the Zodiacs after Aries, Taurus, Gemini, and Cancer. What's wrong, man?" Leo asked, gulping down his wine. "So, you know how I'm getting the wand and going to the Dominus Cloister? I'll be gone for 7 years. I'll come back when I'm 25, and I'll become king. That means I'll have no more time to destroy shit with you guys. And that means I can't be leader of the Zodiacs," Star explained.

Leo put his wine glass down and thought about it. "You right..." "So, I'm thinking that I should make you leader of the Zodiacs," Star said. Leo blinked. "...me? Why me?" Leo asked. Star waved the ladies away. Once all the ladies were gone, he sighed.

"I guess a part of me knew that this would happen. I don't know when it started, but I've been analyzing you guys, deciding who would make a great leader. In the end, you were the best choice. You have no idea how fucking hard it was to choose. You guys are like siblings to me. So, while I'm gone, lead the Zodiacs with pride. Even when I'm back as king, continue to rule over them with pride. Destroy as much shit you want. Win all of your battles. Make me proud," Star explained.

"Dude...what if I'm not a great leader like you? I mean, you are supposed to be king so you have no choice but to learn how to be a great leader, but me? I'll fail as a leader either way, whether I learn from you or not," Leo said. Star thought about it.

"To be a great leader, the number one rule you must follow is to listen to your people. If you don't listen to them, you're not leading them. You're controlling them. Those are 2 completly different things. I figured that out on my own, fun fact. If you follow that rule, you will not fail as a leader, understand?" Star explained. Leo nodded.

The two raised their wine glasses. "We will outshine every star in the universe. To our future!" Star cried. "To our future!" Leo cried. They clanked their glasses together before drinking their wine. Suddenly, a sweet but hypnotizing gas crept inside the lounge. "Dude...I'm having a hard time staying awa..." Leo passed out. Star recognized this gas.

"Fuck. It's Venus."


"STAR IS MISSING!?" Moon yelled.

Today is finally the day Star gets the Wand of Mewni. According to tradition, they have to begin the ceremony at sunset. Sunset is in 5 minutes. All week, Moon and River have been busy planning the ceremony. The decorations, the guest list, the ball, everything. They didn't have time to check on Star. Obviously they weren't aware that Star had left the palace. Moon had sent maids to check on Star to make sure he's ready and to lead him to the royal temple. Unfortunately, the maids couldn't find Star anywhere and had told the stressed out Queen Moon.

"Where could that barbarian be!?" Moon wondered, pacing back and forth. "Your highness! I found a note inside the man cave! It seems to be from Prince Starious," A maid cried, bowing. "What!? Give me the note!" The maid held it ip as she bowed and Moon snatched it.

Hey mom! It's me, your son, Star! Yeah, I'm fucking shit up at the Bounce Lounge right now so I won't be home until, well, I dunno. I think after this me and the Zodiacs r gonna fight some aliens. I'll be back in a week, maybe 2 weeks. Most likely 3 weeks. Love youuuuuu!

"Star..." Moon grumbled as she crumpled the note. Due to her anger, her magic started making things around her fload, even the maids. "Um, your highness! Please put us down!" A maid cried. "How irresponsible can that barbarian be!? He's going to be king in 7 years! I really hope the gods shape him to be a noble man! I need to do something about the Zodiacs! They're a bad influence on him!" Moon cried, pacing some more.

More things started floating and the lights blew out. Everything that was glass cracked. The maids screamed. "Moon! Calm down!" River yelled from the other end of the hallway. Moon blinked. She realized the hallway was in chaos. "Oh no! What happened!?" She cried. "You happened," River answered before asking, "Where's Star?"

Finally, it was sunset. The Mewman king and queen had no choice but to go on with the ceremony. They were in the great, royal Temple of Minerva. Outside of it were all of the ordinary Mewmans. Inside of the temple were some of the wealthy Mewmans and the rest of the royal family, the Butterfly side and Johansen side. A choir sang. Queen Moonaria and King Rivarious entered the temple. The sunlight from the sunset shone, making the crystal dome from above sparkle and painting the temple in a golden light.

The Mewmans stood as the king and queen passed by. Eventually, they made it to a statue of Minerva. They turned to face their royal subjects. "Mewmans! Behold! The Demigod of Balance King Rivarious Rex Lucius Butterfly-Johansen! The Demigoddess of Magic Queen Moonaria Royale Lumina Butterfly. Bow before your rulers and commanders in chief!" The leader of the Royal Mewman Guard announced. Every Mewman bowed.

Soon, a priestess dressed in red approached the rulers. "Mewmans! We are gathered here today to witness our future king and commander in chief gain the highest gift a Mewman, no, anyone in the universe, can recive. The Wand of Mewni!" Moon announced. She was actually completly unsure about how this was going to turn out. River secretly rubbed her back. Moon let out a sigh. "Behold! The Demigod of the Skies, Prince Starious Sire Regulus Butterfly, future king and commander in chief of Mewni!" The priestess announced.

Nothing appeared.

Moon huffed in annoyance. She hoped that Star would show up before the ceremony. She couldn't believe he actually skipped out on this. River, however, he just wanted to get this over with and eat as much food as he want at the ball.

Suddenly, something crashed through the crystal dome. All of the Mewmans freaked out and drew their weapons, preparing to fight the new threat. "How dare a lowly being like you go against a whole planet of demigods, the Mewmans!? Show yourself!" Moon cried.

"Hold your fire!"

The Mewmans blinked. The thing had just spoken and it got up too. It happened to be Star. "Yo boss! That was lit!" Leo cried as he ran into the temple along with the rest of the Zodiacs. Star and the Zodiacs then noticed Moon's pissed off glare. "Maybe we should get back to the ceremony?" River suggested. "Ohhh!" The 13 answered before shuffling to their places.

The priestess looked around before continuing. "Um, behold! Your future king and commander in chief Demigod of the Skies Prince Starious Sire Regulus Butterfly!" The Mewmans applauded. Star waved. With the flick of her wrists, Moon summoned the wand and handed it to the priestess. She walked over the the huge statute of Minerva. "Lady Minerva! We ask for your blessing!" She cried.

A nice, white aura came out of the statue. Suddenly, a figure right in front of Star started to materialize. "Behold! The creature to grant the wand its power!" The priestess announced. Star crossed his fingers. Please be a Minotaur, please be a Minotaur, please be a Minotaur, he thought.

An angel appeared.

Not a Minotaur.

The Mewmans gasped. "An angel!?" "That's never been done before!" "Prince Starious must have intense power to have been able to attract the attention of an angel!" "Wait, that's not just an angel, that's an archangel!" The priestess, who was in complete awe, quickly gave the archangel the wand, daring not to look in his eyes.

"Starious. I am Michael, the Archangel. You are quite a powerful child. I have fought against many universal evils, such as fallen angels and I also lead an army of angels. I sense you are a great leader and a powerful warrior. However, being a leader and warrior is not how destructive your power is. I hope the power I give you will help you realize what being a leader and warrior is all about."

Michael the Archangel then handed Star back the wand before vanishing. The wand transformed into...something girly. Star blinked. The Zodiacs snickered. At least now he was wearing lots of bling now. "The Demigod of the Skies now has the power of the Archangel Michael!" The priestess announced. The crowed applauded.


Star boredly watched as the dancers did their dance. He tried to sneak out of the ballroom about 57 times but Moon had already planted traps all over the palace. Now, he's sitting on his golden throne with his parents on either side of him. Now he must be with them at all times. He honestly thought all this was bullshit.

When the dancers were done with their number, they bowed and the Mewmans applauded. Soon, some Mewmans came up to the royals to pay their respects. Star would glance at the Zodiacs. They weren't acting like barbarians for once but they also seemed to be having fun. He sighed and leaned back in his throne.

This was his last night of freedom before he was to go to the Dominus Cloister. He was definitely not planning on spending it like this. He actually wanted to destroy a whole planet with the Zodiacs. Unfortunately, that was not an option.

A few days ago at the Bounce Lounge, his demon girlfriend, Princess Venus, managed to knock out him and the Zodiacs and took them to her palace. Turns out, she heard that Star was going to the Dominus Cloister so she decided she would kidnap him and the Zodiacs (she thought they would try to break him out). Eventually, Star and the Zodiacs managed to escape. Star had no idea that would be his last adventure.

So, this is how the Adventures of Star the Destroyer ends, Star thought.

Suddenly, and juat as he was sighing again, something hit the cushions of Star's throne just an inch away from his ear. Star kept his eyes straight a pulled out the object. It was a knife. He stood up. "Star!? Where are you going!?" Moon asked in an annoyed but hushed tone. "Attack!" Star yelled, holding the knife up.

Suddenly, some swamp looking creatures appeared from the shadows, fully armed. The Zodiacs were the first to make action. They summoned their weapons and started fighting the swamp creatures. Soon, the rest of the Mewmans realized what was going on and summomed their weapons so they could fight.

Star grabbed the head of one of the creatures. "Where's your leader?" He growled. "In the basment!" The creature answered, shaking in fear. "Fuck," Star cursed as he carelessly dropped the creature. "Skyblade!" He cried. He had summoned the famous Skyblade. "Zodiacs! Let's go!" Star cried as he ran out the throne room. The Zodiacs followed.

"What are those creatures, why they attacking, and where are we going!?" Gemini asked as they ran down the halls of the Butterfly Palace. "I dunno why they are, I also dunno why they attacking, but I do know their leader is in the basement!" Star answered. "Wait, that's where all the weapons, treasures, and Mewni's grestest secrets are kept!" Capricorn cried. "No, shit!" Taurus yelled in annoyance. "Hey, no fighting! Y'all can do that later! We have to deal with a palace invasion!" Pisces yelled. The two nodded and focused on getting to the basment. "I wonder how the leader managed to pass all the security," Cancer commented.

Eventually, the 13 arrived at the basement. "Ok...where are they!?" Leo asked. "This place is huge!" Libra cried. They heard some cackling and they got their weapons ready. "Star the Destroyer and his Barbarians. I finally get to meet you! I'm Ludo. I sorta started this whole thing. Let's end this with less violence, yeah? Give me the Wand of Mewni and I'll leave your little palace alone," the voice, Ludo, explained. "Show yourself!" Star yelled.

Ludo slowly came into vision. It was a short, greel bird thing. The 13 blinked. "I'm waiting for my wand," Ludo said, holding his hand out. Star snapped his fingers and in his hand was the wand. He was planning on using it against Ludo but he has no idea how to use it. "The wand...the wand...!" Ludo cried. Star then concluded the wand could be a weird looking war hammer. He knew on the ceiling were a bunch of spikes that could prove to be usefull so he threw the wand up to the celing, hoping the spiked would fall on Ludo.

Unfortunately, he thought wrong.

The little crystal with the star in it on the wand shattered. The pieces fell onto the floor. The rest of the wand got absorbed into the small golden crown. The wand wasn't a wand anymore. It was a ring. As for the pieces, they all shot up to the ceiling. "Get me those shards!" Ludo commanded. Suddenly, more swamp monsters appeared out of the shadows and left the basment, following the shards.

Star blinked. "The fuck just happened?" He asked. The Zodiacs were speachless as well. "You idiots! And you are supposed to be king of the demogods!? I worry for your subjects. Those 1,001 shards are the Maßöffner! Ancient monsters that Minerva created you Mewmans to defeat! They are inside of those shards! If those shards leave Mewni, the universe is done for! How stupid can you be!?" Ludo yelled.

He noticed the ring laying on the floor. "The wand, I mean, ring, is the only thing to defeat them...wait...I can have the ring, then I can capture the shards, then I'll have the wand!" Ludo cried. Libra created a huge gust of wind with her metal staff, blowing Ludo away from the ring. "Not gonna happen! Star, get the ring!" Star grabbed the ring. "Let's get the shards!" Star cried. He whistled with his fingers. Suddenly from the sky, golden pegasus's appeared. "Let's go!" Star cried. The got in and flew away.

The shards were originally just flying around Mewni but now it's leaving the planet. Worse, the swamp monsters in some weird looking flying mortercyle things were also aiming for the shards. Ludo was among them. Star, the Zodiacs, Ludo, and the monsters ended up fighting each other. The shards then clashed together and a black hole opened up, sucking everyone and the shards in. It quickly closed behind them.


The party bus drove down one of Echo Creek's highways, blasting loud music. Flashing lights, glow sticks, and lots and lots of drinks. The high school students talked with each other and some attempted to dance despite the tight space. Macaria Diaz sat back, smiled, and watched the party go. Eveything was going according to plan.

Perfect.

"Nice party planning skills," a voice said behind her. She turned her head and saw who it was. "Jackson?" She asked, smirking a bit. Jackson handed her a cup before sitting beside her. "You deserve it. Brittney is so happy with the birthday party you planned for her," Jackson said. Macaria smiled before the 2 gave each other a quick kiss.

"Hey! Jackson!" Some guys sitting across from the young couple cried. Jackson started talking to them. Macaria took a sip from her cup before glancing out the window as the bus came to a stop because of the red light. Her eyes suddenly grew wide.

Outside the window, there was a boy with long platinum blonde hair, an Ancient Roman hybrid looking men's outfit, lots of jewellery on, and a sword falling from the sky. He landed on the sidewalk and grabbed the sword. It ended up vanishing. When he looked up, his sky blue eyes met her chocolate brown eyes.

Suddenly, he smirked at her.

Macaria blinked.

Is nobody seeing this? She wondered.

The bus moved again.


The Legend of Star Butterfly


So, guess what!? It's me! It's ya gurl, sugarsugarrush! So, lemme admit, I haven't watch Star vs the Forces of Evil since half of season two...my bad. This is where I let my childish-ness come out. I don't have much to say right now except for review and I hope y'all liked this! Byeeee!