Winterfall: Today, I'm going to do something that has never been done before. I'm going to do something absolutely shocking and so disturbing, that it could very well make me die from Tekkenitis. I'm going to be hosting a slew of old and new game shows that star none other than characters from our beloved game "Tekken"!

So let's get right to our first game, Password – which was famous back in the sixties *shudders*.

*The theme for Password sounds*

Winterfall: So let's meet our celebrities, I, uh mean, fighters! First up is my favorite – Hwoarang! He's here just because of his potty mouth and my burning desire to kill him off.

Hwoarang: Yeah, and in your other story I haven't pissed in 15 hours, fucker!

Winterfall: Right. Let's meet our next celebrity! Bryan Fury, the man of steel!

*Bryan walks out onto the stage*

Winterfall: And let's meet the contestants!

*Bryan walks up to Winterfall and grabs him by the collar*

Bryan: Are you trying to pass up my fame and glory?

Winterfall: Sorry, I didn't think you had any.

*Bryan lets him go and takes his respective seat*

Winterfall: *Ahem* And now, our contestants! Hwoarang? Meet your partner: Julia Chang!

*Julia comes walking on and seductively walks up and sits next to Hwoarang*

Hwo: (In a Butthead voice) Hey baby.

*Julia smacks him*

Hwo: That felt good.

Winterfall: And Bryan? Meet your contestant: Marshall Law!

*Marshall comes flipping onto the stage and bows to the audience before sitting in his seat next to Bryan*

Marshall: I got a wok!

Winterfall: Terrific. The rules state that the celebrity will have a password that they must give clues to, so the contestant can correctly guess the password. Each contestant will have one minute to do this in. The team with the highest score at the end of round one wins! Good luck. In a coin flip backstage, Bryan won the chance to take the first word.

*A card pops out of the table in front of Bryan. He takes it and looks at it. He starts to look around suspiciously, as if he smells something foul*

Winterfall: And let's show the password for those playing at home.

*A mysterious and whispery voice speaks the password*

Voice: The password is "deodorant".

Bryan: This is something you forgot to put on before you came on here.

*Marshall ponders*

Marshall: A shirt!

Bryan: Besides that. This "thing" is something that can smell nice.

Marshall: My wok!

Bryan: It is body related.

*Marshall pulls out heat gloves*

Marshall: Heat gloves from my kitchen?

Bryan: B.O.

Marshall: Blow...off?

*Buzzer sounds*

Bryan: You don't know what B.O. is?

*Marshall sits there, looking confused*

Winterfall: That buzzer means that Hwoarang and Julia get a chance to go for the ten points.

Hwo: *in a prime promo voice* Something athletes like me cherish.

*Julia ponders*

Julia: Your ego.

*Hwoarang's jaw drops*

Hwo: Fine. Right Guard.

Julia: Oh, deodorant.

*Ding, Ding, Ding*

Winterfall: Yes, Julia. "Deodorant" was the password. You score ten points! And now, here's the next password.

*Hwoarang takes the card from the table and blankly stares at, with a WTF look on his face*

Voice: The password is "Vaginanator".

Hwo: Excuse me, what the hell is this?

Winterfall: What?

Hwo: This isn't a word.

*Winterfall pulls out a big thick book, bigger than all others. He flips through the pages and finally stops*

Winterfall: It's in my book.

Hwo: What the hell does it mean?

Winterfall: I can't give that to you. You just have to figure it out for yourself.

Hwo: Excuse me, but last time I checked, there was no such word as "Vaginanator"!

*Buzzer sounds repeatedly*

Winterfall: Oh god, you just said the password you cheater!

Hwo: Cheater? You gave a word that doesn't fucking exist, pal!

Winterfall: This is my skit, and what I say goes, you egotistical...pussywillow!

Hwo: Pussywillow! That's it!

*Hwoarang takes Winterfall behind his podium. Winterfall tries to speak between punches to his face.*

Winterfall: Come...back...after the commercial break for our next show... Ow. The...Weakest Link!

(TBC...)