A/N: Konnichi-wa Minna-san! This is my first Trigun piece of writing and first parody. It is a parody of "Rudolph the red nose reindeer." I know it is WAY out of the Christmas season... but when one is inspired, one is inspired. Anyway, enjoy!
Vashu The Red Clad Gunman
Vashu the red clad gunman
Had a very shiny gun
And if you ever saw it
You would turn around and run
All of the living humans
Run from him and shout "Help Me!"
They're scared of our poor Vashu
So they never let him be
Then one sunny Gunsmoke day, Knivesu came and said
Vashu join me by my side, or you will be dead
After he said "No way!"
Then he fought a duel with Knives
Vashu the red clad gunman
You have saved all human lives
