A/N: Konnichi-wa Minna-san! This is my first Trigun piece of writing and first parody. It is a parody of "Rudolph the red nose reindeer." I know it is WAY out of the Christmas season... but when one is inspired, one is inspired. Anyway, enjoy!

Vashu The Red Clad Gunman

Vashu the red clad gunman

Had a very shiny gun

And if you ever saw it

You would turn around and run

All of the living humans

Run from him and shout "Help Me!"

They're scared of our poor Vashu

So they never let him be

Then one sunny Gunsmoke day, Knivesu came and said

Vashu join me by my side, or you will be dead

After he said "No way!"

Then he fought a duel with Knives

Vashu the red clad gunman

You have saved all human lives