As "TheRealGoodyTwoShoes" nicely pointed out, lists don't count as stories. So I edited it a little. NOW it's a story =P
Gaara stared at one of the large pieces of paper stuck on the walls in the open-air market. He could faintly hear the tinkling of bells, the voices of the vendors, the neighing of horses, and annoyingly, the shrill screams of fan-girls. His mind was focused on the paper.
25 things to do if you're stuck in a room with the KazeKage
1. Find out if he's ticklish.
2. Introduce him to your imaginary friend.
3. Persuade him to make up an imaginary friend. Make your imaginary friends fall in love and have kids.
4. Find out if the one-tailed beast had a girl friend.
5. Persuade him to get a hair extension to look "cooler"
6. Ask him if he knows what Shikamaru may be doing to Temari.
7. Tell him really scary stories and see if he gets frightened. OR Try to find out what he's scared of.
8. Convince him that Naruto is his soul mate/other-half
9. Then tell him that Naruto is cheating on him with Sasuke.
10. Try to get him to give you a piggy back ride. (Try a horseback ride for an extra challenge)
11. Poke him in the eye for a thrill.
12. Act out the whole of Romeo and Juliet.
13. Force him to play Juliet.
14. Sit in silence.
15. Teach him the basics of kissing. Tell him you'll move to advanced levels if he will be a good boy. Watch him squirm uncomfortably.
16. Build sandcastles.
17. Scream in fear every time he moves. Refuse to believe him when he tries to tell you he doesn't intend to harm you.
18. Try to make him blush. See how long you can keep him blushing.
19. Offer to give him a massage.
20. Have a sandball fight.
21. Hint that his lips look dry. Offer him your chapstick.
22. Make holes in his gourd and watch the sand pour out.
23. Get him drunk. Find out if he misses the one-tailed beast.
24. Pour water into his sand. Tell him you have a sudden urge to make cement.
25. Prepare your will. It's likely you'll be dying in the "Sand Coffin" - you won't be making it out alive if you attempt some of the above.
Gaara ran a hand through his hair, wondering if extensions would really make him any cooler. He reprimanded himself inside his head, and focused on trying to deduce who the author of the list was. It certainly explained why he was getting invitations to join a theater club. He re-read #6 again, trying to make out its meaning. When he finally got it, his eyes widened, he clenched his fists and walked off in annoyance. He had to interrogate Temari about Shikamaru first, the sandball fight could wait.
