Shirubi-chan: Cha-chan! Welcome to my wonderful world full of Naruto drabbles! Here you will find stuff from Naruto getting Sasuke to eat ramen all the way to stories from their childhood! There are no spoilers (at least in how I think of it) and th —

Neji: Shirubi-chan... You can act like yourself, you're acting like a very girly Naruto...

Shirubi-chan: -twitch- -attacks Neji- HOW DARE YOU CALL ME GIRLY, LONG HAIR BOY! MY HAIR IS SHORTER THAN YOURS! -a few seconds of that little fighting cloud that you see in normal cartoons- -cloud disappears- -has Neji pinned to the ground by standing on top of his back- Who's girly now, ne!

Neji: Get off me, or I'll make you do the disclaimer!

Shirubi-chan: -jumps off him instantly- S-s-s-sorry, Neji-kun... Go ahead.

Neji: -stands back up- -brushes dust off of front of coat/sweater thing- That's better, go glomp one of the other guys or something. A-hem... Shirubi-chan does not own any of the Naruto characters, though she likes to manipulate us constantly in her thoughts. That good?

Drabble One: Sasuke + Ramen ... Not good.

Naruto sat in front of his favorite corner ramen shop eating a rather large bowl of ramen, as he was waiting for Kakashi and the others to show up, he had shown up even earlier than usual so he'd have a good half hour until Sasuke or Sakura would show up and at least two hours until Kakashi would show up. A half hour of time had passed of Naruto "waiting" (a.k.a Stuffing himself with Ramen) for someone to show up.

He heard foot steps behind him but didn't look back. Someone sat on the chair beside him but he still didn't look. He just took another bite of ramen.

"So... What does that ramen taste like. I don't think I've ever eaten it, from what I've remembered." Sasuke mumbled, his arms crossed and resting on the counter.

"You've -gasp- never eaten -gasp- RAMEN!" Naruto practically screamed so loud that Orochimaru might have heard.

"I don't recall. And quiet down please, I don't want to make a scene." Sasuke said, a look like --;; on his face, the usuall except for a little more depressed. "I'd like to try some... C-could you recommend something?"

Naruto practically squealed like the Sasuke fangirls. "A first time ramen buyer! I'll pay for you Sasuke-kun!" He immediately got the cook to make Sasuke some ramen. It only took a few minutes, and there was a bowl of ramen in front of Sasuke. Sasuke took a bite.

"Hey, this is pretty good." Sasuke said, actually smiling a little.

TWO HOURS LATER

Sasuke was in the bathroom throwing up.

"How was I supposed to know he was allergic to ramen!"

Shirubi-chan: Yep, a complete work of my anime obsessed mind. Next drabble comming tomorrow (April 9, 2005)

Sasuke: How'd you find out that I'm allergic to ramen?

Shirubi-chan: -mystic look- -spooky voice- I have my ways...