I didn't announce this, but today I decided to do something weird. This fanon will parody the forever awesome Discovery by ktag. Enjoy the epilogue!

Note: This story parodies the epicness of The Shadow Chronicles by ktag. I might not finish this because he might read it, get angry, sneak into my house, and stab my parents. Oh, yeah, and all characters belong to their respective owners.
This chapter rated K+ due to the above disclaimer.

Phineas's POV-

From my window, I looked down at the crowd surrounding my house. Some of them were laughing at me. Others were protesting at me. It's not like I meant to do it, it's just my body. Nearly everyone was down there. The neighbors, the mayor, the people who had to clean my mess. Even my family was down there. Ferb, Candace, Dad, holding Perry's dying body. And Isabella. Why did it have to happen to her?

The door opened, reavealing my mother. She was wearing a face mask, big surprise. She finally spoke with a nasally sounding voice.

"Phineas, before I ghetto slap you upside the face, tell me why you did it," she said.

"It's a long...horrible story," I responded.

In reality, it's not a very long story at all. Everything was normal until I went to the fair with my friends this weekend.

Short, sweet, and to the point. That's the way uh-huh, uh-huh we like it! Tell me what you think! Flaming is allowed because I want to know how long this should be. However, I am not responsible for seizures caused by this. Ta ta!