Author's notes...
Okay, hi everyone *waves* This is my first stab at the Fushigi Yuugi category. It's also my first stab at humor (or mainly an humor fic anyways). This is based off an RP between me and my friend, Lia (Katisha). Tamahome, Mitsukake, and Miaka are for some reason absent from this fanfic (don't ask me why...). Oh yeah, did I mention it's a dreaded SI?
Disclaimer: I do not own Fushigi Yuugi (wish I did tho *sniffles*)
Claimer: I do own myself (Meika), and Lia owns herself too.
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Let the Insanity Begin
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Meika banged on the side of her computer. "Why is this thing so slow?" she asked no one in particular.
"What do you expect? You've wasted all the memory downloading mp3s and pictures," Nuriko said. Meika glared at her bishonen before continuing her search for pictures she could steal from the internet.
Lia made an over dramatic sigh from the other side of the room, "I'm bored." Lia glanced over to see her bishonen, namely Chiriko, who was sulking in the corner.
"Eh? Dosh da no Chiriko-chan?" Meika called over her shoulder.
"He's still mad at Nuriko's brother," Alicia said and sweatdropped. They had just finished watching the OVAs and Chiriko was very upset that Nuriko's older brother wouldn't let him borrow his body.
"Daijoubu daijoubu Chiriko-chan! It all worked out in the end, ne?" Meika said trying to make him feel better. Lia patted him on his kawaii little head hoping he would cheer up. Chiriko just grumbled and waved lazily at Nuriko.
"Hi there," Nuriko said and smiled. Chiriko sort of smiled, but sort of didn't. Lia hugged him, which resulted in him blushing. There was a loud bang on the other side of the room. Meika lay on the floor giggling insanely. What she was giggling about really doesn't matter.
"Ano...." Nuriko said and nudged her shoulder with his foot. Ignoring Meika, Lia stood up and frolicked over to Nuriko.
"A pleasure to meet you, my good sir!" Lia said and stuck her hand in Nuriko's face.
"Will she be all right?" Nuriko asked.
"Yeah, she'll be fine," Meika said after she had recovered from her fit of giggles. Lia promptly cackled like a madman-er...woman and ran around the room. Chiriko shook his head and everyone else developed big sweatdrops.
"Chichiri wants to say hi!" Lia said randomly, so Chichiri randomly popped in.
"Hi Chiriko-chan no da! Hi Nuriko no da!" Chichiri said.
"Hi Chichiri," they both said, not in unison.
"HIIIIIIIIIII!!!!" Meika (aka, rabid fangirl) yelled and glomped Chichiri.
"Yo," said a fangy pyro bandit. Chiriko ran up and hugged Tasuki around the waist. Tasuki stared at the excessively kawaii thirteen years old for a moment. Unfortunately, his staring was interrupted by a glomp from Meika. The blow of her deadly glomp knocked him off his feet.
"Er...hi there..." Tasuki said.
"Hi!" Meika said and smiled a big dumb smile. Nuriko groaned and walked over to pry Meika off Tasuki.
After Nuriko had tied Meika to a chair he sat down. "Ignore her, she's rabid."
"AM NOOOOOT!" Meika screamed and spazzed out. Everyone just sort of ignored her slightly noticeable spazzing and sipped tea which had come out of nowhere. Tasuki picked Chiriko up and carried him around on his back.
"Why do you always do that Nuriko," Meika asked and crossed her arms. She could cross her arms because the magical ropes binding her had disappeared so HA!
"He loves you Meika," Lia said. Nuriko and Meika both turned matching shades of red.
"What do you mean by THAT?" Nuriko yelled.
"Not like that though..." Meika said and turned around to hide her crimson face.
"I meant NOTHING!" Lia said and wrapped her head in duct tape. Nuriko grumbled and sat down.
"Your blushing gay boy. But wait, if you love her you can't be ga-" Tasuki never got a chance to finish his sentence since Nuriko had bashed him into the wall. He turned in to goo and slide down the wall into a little puddle on the floor. There was a Tasuki imprint left on the wall, fangs and all. "Dammit," he said and promptly died. Well not REALLY but he could have been dead. No one cared enough to go see if he was still breathing. (A/N: I really love Tasuki! I do! It's just I like being mean to people I love...guys anyways...sorta. Anyways, I just want to make sure you all know that any Tasuki bashing is from my heart! Right...)
Thanks a bunch," Meika said and glared at Lia.
"What did I do?" Lia asked and whistled innocently. Meika just glared at her "I didn't MEAN it!"
"YES YOU DID!!!" Poor little Chiriko could no longer take the cat fight and buried his head in his hands.
Suddenly a light bulb went off over Lia's head No really! One did! It went "click" and light up! "Wanna dump Tasuki in water?" Lia asked.
"SURE!" Meika hollered. So the two girls tied the suddenly consious and solid Tasuki to a stick and carried him off to dump him in Meika's pool. They placed the stick over the pool and cut the ropes binding him.
SPLASH
In Tasuki fell. But what he didn't know was that the water was only three feet deep so even little Chiriko would be able to stand. So while Tasuki flapped around in the water screaming that he was drowning Meika and Lia simply left.
When they returned, they saw Chichiri had turned Chibi and had fallen asleep. Nuriko had stolen the computer and was talking to people on Instant Messenger. Chiriko was still sulking in the corner so let's ignore him for now because that's not very interesting (A/N: GOMEN! I love Chiriko so please don't kill me!) Meika sat down next to Nuriko and stole the keyboard away from Nuriko since he was on HER screen name. The nerve...
About half an hour passed without anything terrible eventful happening. Suddenly, the door opened and in walked Tasuki. He was wet, and swearing up a storm. However, this didn't seem to bother ANYONE because they all just ignored him. HA! In fact, Chiriko even fell asleep.
"He's so cute when he's sleeping..." Lia said and patted his little head. "Of course he's always cute though," she added before doing a ceremonial dance in her Chiriko shrine.
"Hello everyone,"Hotohori said and entered the room as big fancy background music played, even though there wasn't a stereo or orchestra around for miles.
WHUD
Meika claimed another victim with her deadly glompage. Meika sweatdropped and smiled a weird sort of smile. "Gomen gomen Hotohori!" she said and smiled more. Meika stood up and allowed Hotohori to get up but the moment he was standing on his feet she put a death grip on his arm.
"Ugh..." Nuriko said, or at least made a similar noise. He stood up and pulled a crow bar out of no where and pried Meika off Hotohori's arm.
"Arigatou, Nuriko." Hotohori said.
"No problem," Nuriko said and locked Meika in the nearest broom closet. "Please just ignore her Hotohori-sama."
"GOMEN NEEEEEEEEE!" Meika cried from inside the closet. Lia walked over to the closet and let Meika out, only because she knew that she would make even more noise in the closet. Meika dusted herself off and walked over to raid the fridge. But she never got there because TASUKI was standing in front of it! He patted her on the head. A big red question mark appeared over her head.
"What was that for?"
"'Cuz yer short," Tasuki said and patted her head again. Meika glared at him and tackled him.
"SHORT HUH?" She said and put the bandit leader in a head lock.
"What's wrong with short people? Short people ROCK!" Chiriko said and then fell back asleep. The entire room sweatdropped.
Hotohori pulled out a hand mirror and gazed at himself is it. "Is my hair perfect or what?" he asked no one in particular and began to hum "I'm too Sexy." Everyone in the room sweatdropped. Meika, however, took this opportunity to tackle Tasuki.
"What the hell?" he yelled and pulled out his tessen. "REKKA SHIN-" but fortunately for Meika, the tessen was stolen by Chichiri. Meika got all starry-eyed and jumped up and down.
"ARIGATOU CHICHIRI!!!" she yelled.
"NO PROBLEM NO DA!" he cried and ran away from Tasuki. Suddenly there was a huge gasp from the other side of the room. Everyone froze in mid air.
"Eh? Dosh da no Heika?" Nuriko asked Hotohori.
"False alarm. I thought I saw a blemish. Can you imagine? On ME?" Hotohori said and continued to look at himself in his mirror.
"We've lost him..."Meika sighed. Nuriko nodded.
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Gah! That wasn't funny, was it? Oh well, I guess just need practice *sigh* There's actually more but I didn't want one never-ending story so yeah. Preview for the next one. Er...let's just say Chiriko's sign goes bye bye....Okay, please R&R! THANK YOU!
