In some place in the US where it had already started snowing instead of being a 90 degree hellhole every day, Yeb Bush stepped onto a stage.

"Aren't our states now mysterious?

Like they flipped from blue to red

I'll show you the heart pounding color of this special season

Since we first met

Koko no mo melody

You can't stop it so why contain it?"

A chorus of frogs leaped onto the stage and joined Yeb in dancing.

"TODOKETE? We'll call it 'TRUMP HALATION'!

I'm literally unable?

It's frustrating that the electoral college is like that

In this season, we can't be hesitating

I'll accept the courage to start lying soon!"

An email server, various news anchors, and Tito Dick "Dickman" Baby walked into the concert hall.

"Without any warning

Our country changes

In the future, from now on, I'm appealing to blue collar votes

I want to give you a turtle

Whenever you're worried about something

No matter where you are, I'll clap please!"

Tito started clapping while burgers were dropped from supply planes above the stage.

"Hurry!

Before you know it, he flip flopped again, 'NO WALL?'

It's painful if I can only listen to your speeches

I want you to say you're my candidate

I don't like it when you call me a waste

Please give me your cabinet right away!"

The nominee whose name probably rhymes with badminton started crying.

"To reach you

Shall we give a name to this election? 'PENNSULVANIAH'

I'm unable to wait for your new policies

It's frustrating but politics is like that

In this age we can't be hesitating

I'll be the first to jump in and start floundering!"

Then they all did a stupid pose for some reasonIT'S

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