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Kingdom WHAT!

Story By: Kim & Van

Humor

PG

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(Beep!)

Scene: Riku calling Sora into the darkness

Riku: (holds out his hand)

Sora: (slowly reaches... into his pocket) Nope. Sorry, Riku. I don't have any money.

(Beep!)

Scene: After Story

Kairi: (singing) When you walk away, you don't hear me say, please, oh baby, don't' go, simple and-

Wakka: (steps and interrupts Kairi) Um, no hard feelings, Kairi, but you're too young for me.

(Beep!)

Scene: After Story

Kairi: (singing) Hold me, like you made me feel this morning-

Tidus: (coughs to interrupt) Um. You're too old for me, Kairi.

(Beep!)

Scene: The First Time Riku Calls Sora

Riku: (holds out hand)

Sora: (takes hand) Riku.

(Then they both start doing one of those secret handshake things.)

Kairi: Guys!

(Beep!)

Scene: Kairi Racing!

Selphie: Gee, Kairi, can I sing? (walks up stage)

Kairi: (gives the microphone over) Sure.

Selphie: (begins... singing and Kairi took Selphie's jump rope)

Sora: Where's Kairi? We've got to settle this!

Kairi: (runs up to Sora and Riku) Guys, I want to race!

Riku: Fine. But don't starting blaming when I win.

Kairi: Just try me.

Tidus: Ready... Set... GO!

Sora and Riku: (almost at the finish line, but Kairi took out the rope and tied them both! She crosses the finish line)

Tidus: Well, there isn't a rule against that.

Riku: (suddenly shouts) Sora! Don't move!

Sora: O...kay.

Riku: (stuck his leg out) I'm in second!

(Beep!)

Scene: Raft in Trouble

(Heartless begin growing on Destiny Island.)

Sora: Oh, I get it. Riku sent you, didn't he? So, beating me in a race wasn't enough, huh? Wakka, you can get out off the costume now! (happily picks one basic Heartless up) Not very tall now, are we?

Wakka: (throws Heartless into a nearby wall) Not very bounce-able, ya?

Sora: Eh... Wakka! (looks from Wakka to the struggling Heartless)

Riku: Wakka! (does the same)

Sora: Riku?

Riku: Sora?

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Kingdom WHAT!

Story By: Kim & Van

Humor

PG

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04/08/05

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