I was only 9 years I loved Yoshi so much.

One night I was praying to him and then an evil yoshi flew into my room through my window and then said "I am ihsoy." it had black eyes with red (like blood) pupils anyway then I got spooked and took my eyes out, then heavy came in and smoked a the weed joint and said swag then demoman came in and took my eyes then a portal gun appeared in front of me but I didn't know what to do because I had no eyes then earth exploded then I was on mars with wheatley and the space core then gordan freeman and chell talked for the first time everer then they decided to have aduet and it was beautiful then I went to pyroland and got my first police badge and I lost a tooth. (and my virginity)

the end ^_^

or is it?