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A Final Fantasy 8 New Year
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Author's Notes- My first Comedy of FF, I do not own any rights to any characters etc. blah blah blah rated PG13 for content.
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Scene opens in the Garden Ballroom at 10:00 PM New Year's Eve. All FF8 Groupies are present.
Squall- ......
Rinoa- Let's dance Squally-poo!!!
Squall- ......
Rinoa- Pleeease!
Zell- (humming Batman 1960's theme) Chicken-Wuss...Chicken-Wuss...Chicken-Wuss!!!!!!!
Seifer- What the hell? You Admitted you're a chicken-wuss! (he dances off into the women's lavitory)
Irvine- I always knew he was bisexual...personal experiance...oops!
Squall- ......
Rinoa- Come on Squall...For us...
Squall- For us?
Rinoa whispering to Squall- I'm preggers...(snicker) remember two weeks ago?
Squall- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (he runs out crying like a baby and saying "baby" over and over again)
In another area of the Ballroom.
Quistis- Irvine! Get off Selphie!!! Squall! Sit down and shaddup! Rinoa stop riding him around! Zell stop singing! Seifer get outta the guy's bathroom! Damn kids!
Selphie- Can we switch places yet?
Irvine- Just one more minute.
Selphie- Okay.
Quistis- Seifer, come here...
Seifer(voice like Bea Arthur)- Yes?
Quistis- You failed again...I'm very disappointed with you.
Seifer(voice like Bea Arthur)- Well thank you for nothing.
Squall- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Quistis starts chasing after Squall around the ballroom.
Quistis- Come back Squall, I need someone to comfort me!!
Squall yells louder
Rinoa- Selphie that looks fun, can I help?
Selphie- N..no I d..don't n..need any help!
Rinoa-K! (she walks off)
11:30PM-Squall is still running around screaming
11:40PM- Rinoa hops on
11:50PM-Irvine and Selphie have a collision with Squall and Rinoa
11:55PM- Seifer gets his wig on
11:59:10PM- All gather around the clock
Rinoa- A new year and a new baby! (Squall faints)
All but Squall and Rinoa- WHAT?!?!?!?!
Drunken Cid- 10 seconds! 3, 2, 9, 78, 1, 99. Happy New Year! I'm going to bed!
Edea- You kids have 10 minutes 'till bed! now scoot!
All- Yes Edea
Edea- And clean up ALL the vomit!
All- Yes Edea
Kid in Front- Yes Edea
Edea- HOW DARE YOU TALK BACK!!!! (she uses her limit break and hits the kid right in the head)
Edea- GET TO BED AND STOP YOUR STARING!!!!!!!!
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The End?
