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A Final Fantasy 8 New Year

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Author's Notes- My first Comedy of FF, I do not own any rights to any characters etc. blah blah blah rated PG13 for content.

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Scene opens in the Garden Ballroom at 10:00 PM New Year's Eve. All FF8 Groupies are present.

Squall- ......

Rinoa- Let's dance Squally-poo!!!

Squall- ......

Rinoa- Pleeease!

Zell- (humming Batman 1960's theme) Chicken-Wuss...Chicken-Wuss...Chicken-Wuss!!!!!!!

Seifer- What the hell? You Admitted you're a chicken-wuss! (he dances off into the women's lavitory)

Irvine- I always knew he was bisexual...personal experiance...oops!

Squall- ......

Rinoa- Come on Squall...For us...

Squall- For us?

Rinoa whispering to Squall- I'm preggers...(snicker) remember two weeks ago?

Squall- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (he runs out crying like a baby and saying "baby" over and over again)

In another area of the Ballroom.

Quistis- Irvine! Get off Selphie!!! Squall! Sit down and shaddup! Rinoa stop riding him around! Zell stop singing! Seifer get outta the guy's bathroom! Damn kids!

Selphie- Can we switch places yet?

Irvine- Just one more minute.

Selphie- Okay.

Quistis- Seifer, come here...

Seifer(voice like Bea Arthur)- Yes?

Quistis- You failed again...I'm very disappointed with you.

Seifer(voice like Bea Arthur)- Well thank you for nothing.

Squall- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

Quistis starts chasing after Squall around the ballroom.

Quistis- Come back Squall, I need someone to comfort me!!

Squall yells louder

Rinoa- Selphie that looks fun, can I help?

Selphie- N..no I d..don't n..need any help!

Rinoa-K! (she walks off)

11:30PM-Squall is still running around screaming

11:40PM- Rinoa hops on

11:50PM-Irvine and Selphie have a collision with Squall and Rinoa

11:55PM- Seifer gets his wig on

11:59:10PM- All gather around the clock

Rinoa- A new year and a new baby! (Squall faints)

All but Squall and Rinoa- WHAT?!?!?!?!

Drunken Cid- 10 seconds! 3, 2, 9, 78, 1, 99. Happy New Year! I'm going to bed!

Edea- You kids have 10 minutes 'till bed! now scoot!

All- Yes Edea

Edea- And clean up ALL the vomit!

All- Yes Edea

Kid in Front- Yes Edea

Edea- HOW DARE YOU TALK BACK!!!! (she uses her limit break and hits the kid right in the head)

Edea- GET TO BED AND STOP YOUR STARING!!!!!!!!

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The End?