Iggy&Gazzy Randomness #3
Gazzy: We need to get some more frozen yogurt!
Iggy: Mmm frozen yogurt!
Gazzy: Iggy, can you drive me?
Iggy: um okay!
-in the car-
Iggy: So I just turn the thingy and...
-car turns into jet-
Iggy: oops! Wrong button!
-turns other button and car turns to normal-
Iggy and Gazzy: YES!
Gazzy: Just pull forward a little... Okay and turn left and keep going straight.
Iggy: so far so good.
Gazzy: No! You're driving on the sidewalk!
Iggy: What?
-Iggy rammed into an old lady-
Gazzy: IGGY! What hav u done!
Iggy: Things could've been WAY worse...
Gazzy: how could it have been possibly worse?
-Iggy hits the old lady's lifeless body. It goes flying and hits a toddler, who blows up.-
Iggy: THAT could hav happened!
-The car jerks.-
Gazzy: You ran over Mrs. Perry's dog!
Iggy: You mean the annoying chiuahiua that doesn't stop barking?
Gazzy: YES! -panics-
Iggy: GOOD! I hated that thing!
-Suddenly, a police officer came up and glared at Iggy through the window-
Gazzy: uhh there's a cop outside your window. Turn 170 degrees.
Iggy: -facing the totally opposite direction- Hello, Officer!
Officer: Son, are you blind?
Iggy: Nooooo...
Officer: -sticks ticket on Iggy's forehead-
Gazzy: So... does this mean we're NOT getting the frozen yogurt?
