Iggy&Gazzy Randomness #3

Gazzy: We need to get some more frozen yogurt!

Iggy: Mmm frozen yogurt!

Gazzy: Iggy, can you drive me?

Iggy: um okay!

-in the car-

Iggy: So I just turn the thingy and...

-car turns into jet-

Iggy: oops! Wrong button!

-turns other button and car turns to normal-

Iggy and Gazzy: YES!

Gazzy: Just pull forward a little... Okay and turn left and keep going straight.

Iggy: so far so good.

Gazzy: No! You're driving on the sidewalk!

Iggy: What?

-Iggy rammed into an old lady-

Gazzy: IGGY! What hav u done!

Iggy: Things could've been WAY worse...

Gazzy: how could it have been possibly worse?

-Iggy hits the old lady's lifeless body. It goes flying and hits a toddler, who blows up.-

Iggy: THAT could hav happened!

-The car jerks.-

Gazzy: You ran over Mrs. Perry's dog!

Iggy: You mean the annoying chiuahiua that doesn't stop barking?

Gazzy: YES! -panics-

Iggy: GOOD! I hated that thing!

-Suddenly, a police officer came up and glared at Iggy through the window-

Gazzy: uhh there's a cop outside your window. Turn 170 degrees.

Iggy: -facing the totally opposite direction- Hello, Officer!

Officer: Son, are you blind?

Iggy: Nooooo...

Officer: -sticks ticket on Iggy's forehead-

Gazzy: So... does this mean we're NOT getting the frozen yogurt?