Jason Takes Male Slackers
By Shadowgate
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Beavis and Butthead woke up at 6AM. They knew they had to go to school. Beavis turned on the television to see the local morning news.
The news announcer said "a planned school uniform policy did not go into effect. The police which luckily failed was endorsed by bitches and faggots."
Butthead yelled from the kitchen "YOU WANT BACON AND EGGS YOU BUTT LICKER!"
Beavis yelled "YES I DO YOU FAGGOT!"
After breakfast they went to school. They sat in their seats and giggled since doing school work wasn't their strong point.
Sgt. Buzzcut comes in and says "CLASS GIVE ME YOUR ATTENTION GODDAMN IT!"
The Sargent went on to say "you're all sissified. So in order to toughen you up we're going on a field trip today."
Butthead said out loud "field trips suck."
Buzzcut continued "we will be taking a field trip out into the wilderness and I don't care if you think it sucks Butthead."
One girl in the class said "a field trip out in the wilderness would ruin my naturally curly hair."
Buzzcut snapped "shut up princess."
Beavis and Butthead started laughing. Beavis said "he called her a princess."
Butthead commented "she's a stuck up little bitch."
The student in question turned around and gave them two middle fingers.
Buzzcut continued on "now as I was saying my lesson plan today is a field trip where I will toughen you up. I don't care about permission slips all of you are going today whether you like it or not."
The class groaned.
Buzzcut yelled "WE'RE GOING OUT TO THE WILDERNESS AND THE BUS WILL BE HERE IN 15 MINUTES SO ALL OF YOU SIT TIGHT WHILE I GO TAKE CARE OF SOMETHING! I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!"
The angry Sargent left the class and went to the office.
When he got there he said "oh good the principal's secretary is just the person I wanted to see."
The woman said "oh what did you need Sargent?"
The Sargent told her "I wanted to tell you about an experience I had as a child. When I was a child and I got detention one time the school principal's secretary called my mom. When I got home she was so furious and that's why I'm in the mood to kill you."
Sargent Buzzcut pulled out a pistol and shot the principal's secretary.
He then went back to class and told everyone the bus was here.
TO BE CONTINUED
