Yo all of you its time for the Tokyo Mew Mew show! And I'm your host Hoshi! Now who loves me? I know all of you. ^^

Me: ok now today our guests are masya, ryou, and the whole Tokyo mew mew cast! First we have apolla beat the crap out of the Dummy masya!

Apolla: thank you since masya is gay I will enjoy this

Masya: why me?

Apolla: because you are gay and made ichigo cry

Masya: you won't let her hurt me will you?

Me: yes she can hurt you

Masya: oh crap

Apolla: this will be fun

(Apolla takes a swing at masya and ha ducks)

(Apolla keeps swinging at him and he continues to dodge)

Apolla: stay still I just want to kill you

Masya: no!

Apolla: I'm gonna go get my dads doser

Me: you mean bull doser?

Apolla: yeah, you (Points to masya) stay there I'll go get it

(She leaves to get the bull doser)

Me: run before she gets back dude, you want to run!

Masya: yeah I'm gonna leave now

Me: good idea

(Masya runs out as fast as he can)

Me: ok next let's bring ryou out

(Producer forces ryou out on stage)

Ryou: . . .

Me: my gun please?

Ryou: what?!

(Producer hands me my gun)

Me: thank you now leave

(Producer leaves)

Me: run dude unless you want to die

(Ryou runs to the door and tries to open it but its locked)

Me: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! (Mad laughter)

(I start shooting wildly at ryou)

Ryou: oh my god!

(Apolla breaks through the wall with the bull doser)

Me: holy crap you do have one!

(Ryou runs through the hole in the wall)

Me: dam he got away, well any way it's lunch time and we have a surprise for the Tokyo mew mew cast!

Amanda: yeah I poisoned them!

Me: you what?!

Amanda: its okay its only laxatives

Me: gross!

Amanda: might want to use the bathroom before they eat

Me: you're a sick lady

Amanda: I know

Me: how much time do we have?

Kish: holy crap!!

Amanda: 0

Me: ha ha ha!

Amanda: . . . how many bathrooms do we have?

Me: wh . . . omg well bye bye time to go!