Yo all of you its time for the Tokyo Mew Mew show! And I'm your host Hoshi! Now who loves me? I know all of you. ^^
Me: ok now today our guests are masya, ryou, and the whole Tokyo mew mew cast! First we have apolla beat the crap out of the Dummy masya!
Apolla: thank you since masya is gay I will enjoy this
Masya: why me?
Apolla: because you are gay and made ichigo cry
Masya: you won't let her hurt me will you?
Me: yes she can hurt you
Masya: oh crap
Apolla: this will be fun
(Apolla takes a swing at masya and ha ducks)
(Apolla keeps swinging at him and he continues to dodge)
Apolla: stay still I just want to kill you
Masya: no!
Apolla: I'm gonna go get my dads doser
Me: you mean bull doser?
Apolla: yeah, you (Points to masya) stay there I'll go get it
(She leaves to get the bull doser)
Me: run before she gets back dude, you want to run!
Masya: yeah I'm gonna leave now
Me: good idea
(Masya runs out as fast as he can)
Me: ok next let's bring ryou out
(Producer forces ryou out on stage)
Ryou: . . .
Me: my gun please?
Ryou: what?!
(Producer hands me my gun)
Me: thank you now leave
(Producer leaves)
Me: run dude unless you want to die
(Ryou runs to the door and tries to open it but its locked)
Me: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! (Mad laughter)
(I start shooting wildly at ryou)
Ryou: oh my god!
(Apolla breaks through the wall with the bull doser)
Me: holy crap you do have one!
(Ryou runs through the hole in the wall)
Me: dam he got away, well any way it's lunch time and we have a surprise for the Tokyo mew mew cast!
Amanda: yeah I poisoned them!
Me: you what?!
Amanda: its okay its only laxatives
Me: gross!
Amanda: might want to use the bathroom before they eat
Me: you're a sick lady
Amanda: I know
Me: how much time do we have?
Kish: holy crap!!
Amanda: 0
Me: ha ha ha!
Amanda: . . . how many bathrooms do we have?
Me: wh . . . omg well bye bye time to go!
