Disclaimer: I am The Bud and I do not lay claim to any part of Marvel or a left nut.



The Book Natzi.

The Book Natzi is a real person at the Tech School I attend. She scares me to the point of being completly

Emasculated. I don't know her real name and srangely, none would aptly fit save "The Book Natzi."

She is a woman in her late fifties and works, should her actions be called as such, in our library and has a

demenor fit to that of the crulest, black leather clad mistress. She hates all that have retained any youth in his or

her cheeks. I fear this woman surplies the mystery meat found upon our food trays, mayhap those of long missing comrads.

Ok.. that part wasn't true, however none of this story carried any referance anyway.


Why Gas Is a Good Thing.

*pfffffft*

Gambit!

Hey! He who smelt it dealt it, non?!


Five Minutes Later....

*bfrrraaaaatttttt*

Gambit!

Dat was Scotty, Jeannie!


Later.. during a mission briefing...

*skerrrrrrrt* *skr* *skrr* *poof*

Gambit!

Eh! Dat was you, Professor!


Later.. in the Blackbird

Eww! Ahh! *gackkkkk* The Smell! Open the hatch!

Gammmbiiiittt!

Ok... I claim dat one.

The Next Day

Remind me never to eat so many damn chimi changas ever again!

All dat was you Logan?! Die Canadian Rodent!

The Narrator

So Gambit and Wolverine have a farting match to the death, however, as you see, Wolverine has a healing

factor and Gambit lived in the swamps of Louisianna so niether won. But they all laughed when Beast lit a

match and became a dead ringer for the Human Torch. The Gas war had only one side effect, though,

Now Xaiver didn't have to pay money for an exterminater, because all the bugs and pests died. Unfortunatly,

so did Cyclops and Cable, but no one cared because the bodies were never found thanks to Storm and her

Morlock tunnle gardens and, as everybody knows, if you don't have a body, they aren't really dead.

So Wolverine married Jean Grey, Jubilee was jealous, Rouge and Gambit broke up half a dozen times,

Angel lost his wings again, Apocalypse threatened the world, Xaiver went crazy from not getting any

and Mr. Sinister gave up his crazy quest, went sane and started a dairy farm.

The End