Chapter the Only
*A pokémon trainer walks along a dusty road*
"Whoa, what's that? I better ask the poké-deck."
"Dementora, the evolved form of Dementor. A dark arcane pokémon, preferring darkness to light, capable of causing fog and sucking joy from other creatures."
"Oh, boy, joy-suck powers! I've got to capture that pokémon! (pulls out poké-ball decorated with yellow stars and moons.) Wizard-mon, GOOOOOO!"
"I'm a wizard!"
"Wizard-mon, use fire-attack!
"Conforgio!"
*Dementora emits hissing noise, but does not ignite, and continues charging*
"Er, Wizard-mon, use water attack!"
"Aguamenti!"
*Dementora is blown temporarily off course, but returns to charging*
"Wizard-mon, retreat! Now, use special attack!"
"Expecto PATRONUM!"
*Dementora falls down. The pokémon trainer tosses out a hopeful poké-ball*
"Yeah! New pokémon! Return to your poké-ball, Wizard-mon. You fought well."
"Wizard tired."
"Yeah, shut up."
*The pokémon trainer continues to walk along the trail*
"Oh, look, it's another pokémon! I'm gonna look it up on the poké-deck!"
"Dalek-cia, the evolved form of Dalek. A cyborg type, who enjoys blasting stuff with it's lasers and utilizing its superior math skills."
"All right! (pulls out a boxy, blue poké-ball) Doctor-once, GOOOOOOO!"
"Geronimoooooo!"
