Chapter the Only

*A pokémon trainer walks along a dusty road*

"Whoa, what's that? I better ask the poké-deck."

"Dementora, the evolved form of Dementor. A dark arcane pokémon, preferring darkness to light, capable of causing fog and sucking joy from other creatures."

"Oh, boy, joy-suck powers! I've got to capture that pokémon! (pulls out poké-ball decorated with yellow stars and moons.) Wizard-mon, GOOOOOO!"

"I'm a wizard!"

"Wizard-mon, use fire-attack!

"Conforgio!"

*Dementora emits hissing noise, but does not ignite, and continues charging*

"Er, Wizard-mon, use water attack!"

"Aguamenti!"

*Dementora is blown temporarily off course, but returns to charging*

"Wizard-mon, retreat! Now, use special attack!"

"Expecto PATRONUM!"

*Dementora falls down. The pokémon trainer tosses out a hopeful poké-ball*

"Yeah! New pokémon! Return to your poké-ball, Wizard-mon. You fought well."

"Wizard tired."

"Yeah, shut up."

*The pokémon trainer continues to walk along the trail*

"Oh, look, it's another pokémon! I'm gonna look it up on the poké-deck!"

"Dalek-cia, the evolved form of Dalek. A cyborg type, who enjoys blasting stuff with it's lasers and utilizing its superior math skills."

"All right! (pulls out a boxy, blue poké-ball) Doctor-once, GOOOOOOO!"

"Geronimoooooo!"