Okay, so I'm aware that I have Lifeline to work on, and that I'm creating a new story that involves the Varia...but..they're just so good. So this will be a drabble series? It'll just be a series of (unfortunate) events that happen while living with the Varia. It'll involve different characters (including an OC called Aizawa Rin) and multiple pairings.
Warnings: OC, OOC, overuse of italics.
Pairings: None.
Disclaimer: I don't own Katekyo Hitman Reborn
Squalo glared up at the ceiling. He was ready to kill someone. Loud music had been playing non-stop for the past forty three minutes and twenty seven seconds. And the worst part? There wasn't even anyone here to complain to. All of the guardians disappeared somewhere, and there was no way that he was going to talk to the servants. His eyebrow twitched in annoyance as a particularly obnoxious song came on.
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world.
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
Snarling, Squalo jumped up from his seat and stormed upstairs. Someone was going to die today.
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere.
Imagination, life is your creation.
Come on Barbie, let's go party!
Upon reaching the door, Squalo kicked it open.
"VOI! TURN THE FUCKING MUSIC-" he cut himself off when he noticed what was going on in the room. Every single guardian (obviously excluding himself) was gathered Aizawa Rin's room. Even Xanxus was there, sitting in the corner drinking scotch. Levi was lurking near Xanxus, ready to attend to his master's needs. Nothing unusual there.
I'm a blond bimbo girl, in the fantasy world.
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly.
It wasn't until Squalo looked around for the source of the music that he saw something weird. Belphegor, Fran, Lussuria and Rin were all sitting in the middle of the room, next to a stereo that was hooked up to overly large speakers. Lussuria was painting Rin's toenails a dark crimson while Belphegor and Fran were braiding her hair. Squalo's mouth dropped open.
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
You can touch, you can play, if you say: "I'm always yours."
"What..WHAT IS GOING ON?" He shouted. Rin blinked before turning off the music.
"Oh. Well, today is Wednesday and Lussuria and I always have a girls night on Wednesday. Fran and Belphegor were bored so they joined us. Xanxus came because I'm storing his scotch in my fridge because his is broken and he doesn't trust you guys enough to put it in the normal fridge, and Levi just followed because he's a creep." She explained.
"WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY BRAIDING YOUR HAIR?"
"The peasant's hair is fun to play with~!"
"WHAT WAS WITH THE SONG?"
All of the guardians looked towards Lussuria.
"It was my turn to choose the song, since I'm after Xanxus," Lussuria explained.
Squalo cursed under his breath before dropping himself onto a counch near Xanxus.
"The next song choice is mine!" He claimed.
Well, at least now he knew where all of the members had gone to.
Short chapter. Sorry about that, but it is a drabble series! Some will be long, some will be short.
Anyway, see you guys soon!
