So, this story is caused by late nights with just about no sleep, Fruedian theory ( a nutjob, he was) that I had to study, and a nagging little plot bunny. So, enjoy! This is a oneshot, probably won't be too long. Just a bit of drabble-ish writing. Warning: If you know Fruedian theory, you will get this story pretty well. If you don't...well,it's pretty obvious xD Yes, yes I am captian of the Innuendo squad. Anway, read and review!


"Mine's bigger!" Captain Jack Harkness complained, glaring at the Doctor.

"No, I beg to differ, but I do believe mine is bigger. Plus, I'm more talented with it, I am. Can do just about anything with it, me." The Doctor argued, a smirk playing about his features.

"Mine can do things you can't even dream of, though!" Came Jack's retort.

"Well, yours isn't owned by a Time Lord, now is it?"

Their arguement continued as Rose sat in the Doctor's chair whilst the boys tinkered underneath the TARDIS's console. After a few minutes, she grew tired of their endless retorts. "You know what," she cut in, irritation easily heard in her voice, "Both of your sonic screwdrivers are equally large, and they're both impressive, alright. So shut it about your screwdrivers and just fuse the blasted wiring together already!"

For a few moments, there was blessed silence. Then: "Well Doctor, I think Rose has a little case of screwdriver envy, don't you?"

"Of course she does!" Came the Doctor's cheeky reply, "I mean, why wouldn't she be envious of my screwdriver, that could do things yours could only dream of."

"Well, maybe she's just jealous that she doesn't have a screwdriver? After all, a screwdriver is an important thing."

"It is indeed, Jack, it is indeed! Almost a part of me, my screwdriver is. It's helped me out of some sticky situations, it has!"

"So's mine, Doc, so has mine."

"If you call me 'Doc' one more time, I'll shove this screwdriver where the sun doesn't shine. Understood?"

"Yes, Doctor."

Rose groaned, getting up and storming off to her room, where maybe she could escape the endless sonic screwdriver talk.


So, not the best, this one. But, it had to be written, don't you think? You can see why this one barely escaped a higher rating 0.0 Well, I hope you enjoyed! And, remember how to use that little 'review' button, eh? Don't make me send the Slitheens after you, 'kay? Thanks!