Bohemians in the Brewery

Summary – Pretty much, the Bohemians get lost in a brewery and Collins goes a little crazy with the Stoli. Yea... Then I may add other chapters with more of their adventures in a brewery, 'cause lets face it, the bohemians could do SOOOOOO much if left alone in a brewery. Humor rocks. This is what you get when you are stuck in your auditorium, listening to your principal talk, crowded in with the rest of your grade for the THIRD assembly of the day.

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"OMG!!!" Screamed Maureen as she ran trough the door to the loft where the other seven bohemians were sitting, trying to think of something to do. You would think in the city that never sleeps there would be something to do at 3 on a Saturday afternoon. "The local brewery that Mimi and Angel love so much is having an open house!!! We should totally go on a tour!!"

"Stoli!" Screamed Collins.

"YAY!" screamed Mimi and Angel simultaneously.

"I wonder if they give free samples," Mark wondered as he toyed with his camera.

"Stoli!!" Screamed Collins again.

"They better if we're gonna go!" said Roger.

"STOLI!!!!!!!!" (A/N can you guess who said that?)

"Oh my God, Collins," Said Benny, "They will have Stoli"

"So let's go!!" Cried Maureen as she bolted out the same door that she had just ran in. The rest of the 'soon to be drunk' followed her.

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"Welcome to the first New York City brewery," Said a voice from the loudspeaker. The eight friends ignored it, much more interested in the posters of vodka on the walls. "Please wait for your tour guide in the main hall, at the end of the tour you will be let out into our testing room for free tasting." At this announcement, everyone looked up at the loudspeaker like God had just spoken.

"So, what are we waiting for?!?" Screamed Angel as she ran over to the nearest tour guide. "Hi, I'm Angel." She said. The tour guide looked a little shocked that a drag queen, followed my 7 other people that could NOT be classified as normal had just run over to her.

"Umm.. okay..." she said as four other tourists came over to join the group, "Let's get started."

She began to walk down a large corridor. She pointed out beers and rum vats, and she even let them go in the alcoholic fermentation room. She showed them about every liquid that could get them drunk known to man. All the bohemians were mesmerized, although all were anticipating the tasting room more than anything.

At one point Maureen looked around her. "Hey guys," she said, "Where's Collins?"

Everyone looked around but no one saw Collins.

"The last time I saw him was at the Tequila exhibit." Angel said. "He was leaning over the edge of the rail so far, I thought he was going to jump right into the vat of Tequila." The seven friends froze, then glanced at the others to be sure that they were all thinking the same thing, then broke into laughter as they ran (or rather stumbled, like they were already drunk) back down the hall. The tour guide tried too stop them for a moment, but soon realized these people were way to out of control for her, she just continued the tour and considered herself lucky that they were gone.

The seven, still laughing hysterically, stopped outside the Stoli exhibit.

"Collins!!" "Come on man!" "We know you're here somewhere!" they all screamed.

"There he is!!" Cried out Angel. She was leaning over the bar to the vat of Stoli. They all looked down, and strangely enough found Collins swimming in a vat of Stoli.

"Hiiiiii guuuuuysss," Collins slurred. "Whhhhat's uuup? Hooooowssss the toooouur?"

"Collins, what are you doing?" Mimi said.

"Swiiiiiiiimming. Weeell, and driiiinkin'."

"Oh, ok! Hold on," replied Joanne. There was no way they could get Collins out of there. "I'll go get someone to help him out of there." She said to Roger. But just as she spoke she heard a splash, and then another one! The remaining five looked down and saw Angel and Mimi splashing each other with Stoli. They all burst out laughing. Next came Maureen and Roger, who both grabbed one of Mark's hands and dragged him in too.

After a lot of screaming and cursing from Mark, mostly at Maureen, Angel dragged him under and pretty soon he was as drunk as the others.

Joanne and Benny were still standing by the edge, laughing with the rest of them, but still not jumping in.

"Come on pookie!! You can do it," Cried Maureen.

"Oh, what the hell!" Joanne threw off her blazer and did a swan dive right into Maureen's arms.

"Come on Benny!"

"Yea, dont be such a yuppie!!"

"Jump! Jump! Jump!!"

Just as Benny was about to jump, a security guard and a tour guide, who had some tourists dressed up far too much for a tour of a brewery, ran over.

"Stop right there!! What are you doing?!?" Yelled the security guard.

"Dont make a scene! I have an important business man!!" Yelled the tour guide as he quietly apologized to the over dressed couple holding an Akita.

"Mr. Grey?!?" said an extremely surprised Benny, "What are you doing here?!"

"So are these the losers you hang out with now?" Mr. Grey said, motioning to the seven bohemians in the tub of Stoli.

"Honey, lets go..." Replied a worried Mrs. Grey, now stroking the Akita.

"Alright," Mr. Grey said to his wife. He turned back to Benny, "I'll need the rent." He walked away and out of the building, a worried tour guide and security guard ran after him.

The seven drunk friends in the Stoli became slightly sober for a second as they awaited Benny's reaction to this interesting meeting.

"Oh, well," said Benny, "Who cares about him." And with that, Benny, flailing his arms and legs in all directions, jumped into the Stoli.

The eight became part of the exhibit. Everyone enjoyed, well, sort of enjoyed, seeing the eight crazy friends splashing around (and getting drunk) in the Stoli.

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