Chapter 1- The Empty Tuna Can
This story takes place 1000 years after Breaking Dawn. Sorry no wolves and in my story they can eat and poop and sleep and all that junk.
Bella's P.O.V
It started out as a perfect, happy Sunday. Renesmee was with her friends for the week at their beachhouse. Rosalie, Jasper, and Alice were out shopping. Esme and Carlisle are in Vegas for a week. So it was just Edward, Emmett, and I. We weren't doing anything big. Edward was on his Mac Computer in the family room, I was flipping through a magazine, then there was Emmett, who was being surprisingly quiet. A little too quiet, and I couldn't help but get suspicious. It didn't help that every 5 minutes or so I'd raise my eyebrows at him, and he would just throw this innocent look on his face, and wink. Is it just me or does Emmett seem a little too quiet today? I thought knowing that my husband, who was 2 floor away, could hear. I heard a light chuckle. Edward's chuckle came out almost like a grunt, although I'm sure he wasn't attending for it to be like that.
Then it hit me. Pretty hard too. Literally something hit me, really hard! I looked down and saw a tuna can lying on the floor. I thought Emmett hit me with it at first but I knew he would be giggling like a little school girl. I picked up the small circular tuna can, and I headed to the kitchen. I opened a drawer and searched around until I found the can open. Slowly, I opened it, and a shocked look spread across my face. There wasn't any tuna in there. Nope. But there was a piece of paper, and on the piece of paper it read and fine printed bold letters, This will be a fun week. Whatever the rest of the family wants to do you WILL do too. Or else. I was pretty ticked about there not being any actual tuna in there. I had plans for that tuna.
I sucked in a deep breath, and looked around a little bit. I wanted Ashton Kutcher to pop out and scream his signature words, but my dreams were crushed when I realized he had passed a long time ago. Who would write something so strange and so…somewhat...life-threatening. Ok so your maybe thinking I'm over exaggerating, maybe it's the effect of this darn tuna can hitting me square in the fore-head. I wonder why Emmett didn't say anything. If he saw a tuna can hit me he would have made me feel better. Like always. But he sat there and didn't say or do anything, as if he didn't see it.
"We're home!" Alice yelled as she entered the house. I heard her footsteps coming towards the kitchen so I quickly threw the empty tuna can in the trash, and shoved the note in my pocket. I decided I was going to keep this to myself. Turns out Alice just walked in and walked right out, back into the living room.
"Everyone! In the living room. Now!" Alice screamed. "But I'm pooping!" Emmett screamed back from the upstairs bathroom. Ok. Now that image is gonna stick in my head for a while. "Ok! Everyone in the living room when Emmett's done pooping!"
"I don't know Alice. This might take a while." He said while grunting. I could handle the magic tuna can and the note and everything, but right now, this torture. It didn't make it better when he kept chanting, "C'mon poop! Come out!" over and over.
Finally, after about 15 minutes, Emmett came downstairs with a smirk on his face, "If I were you guys I'd use the other bathrooms for the rest of the week." He said obviously satisfied with the damage he had done. We were all in the living room now waiting for Alice to tell us why she had gathered us here. She breathed in, looked at all of us, and clapped her hands together, "So I think we're all pretty bored. So I came up with the idea of doing the cinnamon challenge!" Alice chirped while smiling a little freakishly. Edward looked at me waiting for my answer. I was about to say HECK NO but then I thought of the note. No way was someone ripping my head off for not participating in a stupid little challenge so I was the first one to say I'm in. Eventually everyone agreed, and Rosalie had gotten the cinnamon from the kitchen, with the spoons.
"Plus, I'm gonna be recording it, and putting it on You tube," Alice started, "I already made our account! Its called the Cullen Clan!" Okay she was a little to excited.
"Anyway I'm gonna click play now. I'm gonna say some stuff first and when I say I'm alice want everyone to say there name in order." We were sitting like this Alice, Jasper, Rosalie, Emmett, Edward, I. She clicked play, like she said she would and then Alice started talking jibberish.
"Hey youtubers! My family and I are going to be doing the cinnamon challenge and yep. Hope you like it! Stick around after if you want to know our ages, and stuff like that. Anyway Im Alice" and we did as kind of rehearsed.
By now we were all holding the spoon up to our mouths, and bottle of waters in our other hand. I'm going to be honest, I'm scared for my life right now. Times like these my inner drama queen always makes and appearance.
"Ok guys we're going to have to try and swallow it. If you can't there are plastic bowls in front of you to up chuck. Got it" We all nodded and I gulped.
She started counting down, "1….2…3" I was the last one to shove it in my mouth…..
AUTHOR'S NOTE-YOU DONT HAVE TO READ THIS, BUT YOU STILL SHOULD Hey! Im starting a new story. This is only for when I finish a chapter early for my other story, so dont expect daily updates or anything. This is no romance or anything like that its simply a dumb humor story. Next chapter is the actual Cinnamon challenge. 5 reviews for the next chapter. PLEASE REVIEW! It really doesnt take that long. I just want your advice :( Turn my :( into a :) and you can do that by reviewing. Read my other story to when you get the chance.
Anyway heres the plan for this story
Crazy stupid stuff like parties, truth or dare, all types of challenges, chill days, all the type of junk. Yes renesmee is in this story just not in a couple chapters. No wolves because I dislike them. Lol and about the Tuna Can it's not a ghost hunting bella or anything like that. Its a person who threw the can at her and for a reason but you won't find that out till a couple chapters in. I guess you can say its a mystery. I picked a tuna can because I was eating tuna while writing that part so there wasnt a specific reason. Short Chapters. Anyway IF YOU REVIEW YOU A SNIPPET OF THE NEXT CHAPTER! Please review :D I'd really appreciate it. Tell me if yuh laughed atleast one time too. Sorry for this massive A/N I had alot to say.
