Bella is a successful model/part-time actress. A sarcastic shield covers the shy Bella. Edward is an Olympic level runner. What happens when they do a sportswear advertisement together? Will sparks fly? Or will something prevent their relationship? Rated M for future cuss words.

Ohmygosh, it's so hot here in India. It must be at least 105 degrees here. I wish I were Bella.

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\

\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

Bella POV

I laid back in my floatie. Today was such a beautiful day. It was perfect for tanning in my sunroom. Alice was showing me outfits for the summer.

"This is my favorite." said Alice.

She showed me a sundress. It was white and yellow. The base was yellow and there were white flowers. It was strapless and the skirt was shorter than most.

"I like it." I decided.

"Thank goodness! You don't know how long I worked on this. You usually don't like this types of dresses. What happened?" she asked.

"I wanted something to match my new Canary." I said.

"Oh. Well, look at this one." she continued.

She showed me some jean shorts with a blue collared shirt with checkered blue and white collar, cuff, and the thing at the bottom. The collar had a ruffley thing leading down from it. It was short sleeved and a wide white belt was paired with it.

"I like it. You remembered my favorite color was blue. But why did you get it from Forever Young? You usually make my clothes." I asked.

"I saw the shirt and liked it. I made the jeans. This would look great with the wide white sunglasses Coco gave you and blue stilettos. You should wear it at Rose's next car show." she said.

"You're right. It would kill everyone else's outfits. Especially Tanya's. She can't wear anything that would make mine look dull. Did you talk with her designer?" I asked.

"No, because she doesn't have one! Can you believe she has her own personal shopper? She never wears originals. No wonder she's not as rich as you." Alice exclaimed.

"No model makes as much as me, because I am smart and beautiful. Duh. That's why I can afford to buy all my employees houses near me. That's why you live in Beverly Hills in the mansion next to me." I said.

"True. I would rather work for you for free , than for Tanya. Did you hear, the other day, she fired someone for wearing a dress similar to hers? And her so-called best friend to!" exclaimed Alice.

"Really? I'm not shocked. It was about time she fired Kate. Kate is so nice. And Tanya is a bitch. I should gave Kate a call. I need a new personal trainer." I said.

"What about Lauren?" Alice asked.

"Alice, Alice, Alice. All she does is feed me salads. I hate all salads. Kate is much better. She actually does fitness training and she lets you eat your favorite foods- as long as she made them. And she's an amazing cook. Come to think of it, I might give her a mansion here." I said.

"But, but, you only bought me a mansion."

"Alice, you fill two roles. You are a clothes designer and personal adviser/assitant. You are also my best friend. And I gave you that Porsche, didn't I? I am not going to give Kate the car of her dreams just yet."

"You're right. You should be a professor of logic or something." Alice said.

"How's Jasper ?"

"He's fine thank you. You really remembered? You have a great memory."

"Thank you. I try. Now, Which car should I drive to the show? The Ferrari, the Audi, the Corvette, Canary, Volvo, Aston Martin, Mercedes, Lexus, Lamborghini, or Artemis's car, the Fowl ?" I asked.

"How many cars does Rose give you ?" asked Alice.

"She gives me all her year-old cars. I don't mind, because, let's see, she gets five new cars each year. It's been two years since she started, so I have ten. Soon, I hope she'll give me the new convertible. I forgot its name." I said.

"I know. It's so coral!" said Alice. (just watched Spongebob Squarepants. Sorry)

Just then, the phone rang. I answered it.

"Hello, Bella Swan speaking. What do you want?" I said.

"You, darling. I need you for a Nike advertisement." said a male voice.

"Patrick! You really get to the point, don't you ? I never need to draw you map." I said.

"Still sarcastic, I see. " Patrick said.

"I try. So when's the shooting?" I asked.

"Of guns ? Honey, you think I would let you go to a gun show ?" said Patrick.

"Ha- Ha. Work on it Patrick. You still have a few tricks to learn. Listen to me. I'm the master. So when is the shooting for the Nike advertisement, let me clarify." I retorted.

Talking with Pat is so much fun. We're best buds.

"Friday, 2:00. You're working with Edward Cullen." said Patrick.

"Who?" I asked.

"Sweetie, do you ever turn the TV on? He's an Olympic level runner. When the next Olympics come, he'll win a bunch of medals for sure." said Patrick.

"I'll have to look him up." I said.

"You do know he won the Boston Marathon last year." he said. (sorry if no such thing)

"I'm not a fan of run anything unless it's the runway." I said truthfully.

"Baby, you getting funnier every day. Chao." Patrick broke off the call.

"Patrick ?" asked Alice.

I nodded.

"Nike advertisement with Edward Cullen, a track star who won the Boston Marathon and whom you've never heard of?" asked Alice.

I nodded. I had gotten used to this. Alice somehow knew everything.

"You've never heard of your best friend's brother?" asked Alice.

I nodded, then paused. I gave her a questioning glaze.

" Edward? He's my brother. You didn't know that? I'm surprised. Wait, I'm not. The only time I mentioned him to you was when you were reading Wuthering Heights." said Alice.

"Do you have a picture ? I just want to know about him, so I don't look like a complete idiot in front of him." I said.

"Yes, it's at my mansion. Let's go." Alice said.

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\

\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

Bella POV

Finally! It's Friday. I finally get to meet the track star, Edward Cullen.

I looked at all my cars. I decided on the Aston Martin. It looks good and I heard Edward wants one. Maybe after the shoot, I'll let him take it for a spin.

I chose the sundress. Then, Alice gave me some yellow Converse that I was paid to wear and a pair of Gucci sunglasses. Simple outfit, but it looked awesome.

I got into my car and drove off. I soon arrived at the location. Perfect. Two minutes early. I walked in. Only Patrick was there.

"Hey Patrick."

"Hey Hon. You looking awesome today."

"Thanks, but tell that to Alice. She made the dress. Converse-paid to. Gucci- gift from Italian boyfriend I broke up with."

"You have a complicated outfit."

"Thanks, I try. So what do I have to do today ?" I asked.

He told me what to do and gave me the clothes.

"Got it. Where do I change ?" I said.

"Bella, Bella, Bella. Most models ask 'Where's my trailer?'. But you ask, where do I change. You are really modest. Go to that trailer." he said.

I smiled. That trick works every time. I walked towards the trailer.

He gave me a sapphire blue halter dress. For the shoes, they were blue Jimmy Choos. Pretty good. It will be very comfortable.

I put them on and went outside. A man was there. I walked towards him. He turned around at the same time.

"Hello Bella, I presume? I am Edward. Edward Cullen." he said.

"Hello, my name is not Bella. It's James. James Bond." I said.

"Sarcastic, I see." he chuckled.

"I try. So, do you do advertisement a lot ?" I said.

"No, this is my first one. You ?" He said.

" My hundredth. I'm paid to wear clothes in public." I said.

"Really? You must earn a lot by that." he said.

"It makes up half of my income each month." I said.

"That's a lot of money. I know from my sister's boyfriend that you earn the most money celebrity wise." he said.

"Jasper told you that? It's not true, I don't earn that much. I only have four islands, and Aishwerya Rai Bachan has five." I said.

"Four islands? Who's Aishwerys Rai Bachan ?" he asked confused.

"Indian actress who came to Hollywood. She was in Pink Panther Two. You haven't seen it? I said.

"I saw it. I was wondering who the villain was. I never saw her in any other movie." said Edward.

"She was in another one. It wasn't that well known. I don't know it." I said.

"You have a busy mind, don't you?" he said.

"Yes, I do. Is that a problem ?" I said.

"No, no. So, you're really successful, right?" he asked.

"Yes, why ?"

"I heard you're friends with Rosalie Hale."

"Yes, I am."

"Oh, I also heard she gives you her year old cars and she's given you ten cars up to date."

"Yes, she has. I have the Ferrari, the Audi, the Corvette, Canary, Volvo, Aston Martin, Mercedes, Lexus, Lamborghini, and Artemis's car, the Fowl ."

"Wow. What's the Fowl ?"

"It's a brand new car that a car designer named Artemis Fowl made. Rosalie got a complimentary one and she gave it to me after a year."

"She must be very talented, Artemis."

"Oh, he's not a girl. H e actually likes his name and he's not gay. It's kind of apt, because he hunts girls. After a girl named Holly refused him, he became a playboy. He's super smart and his car is environmentally friendly. See, Holly was an environmentalist. He can't forgot her."

"Interesting." he said, but I could tell I was boring him.

"Anyway, its time for the shooting. You know what to do ?" I said.

"Of course. I know everything."

"Then you know I lost my phone and I need to find it. Can I borrow your phone?"

"Sure, here you go."

I typed in my number and pressed call. My phone rang in my purse, where I knew it would be.

"Oh, looks like it was in my purse. Sorry for bothering you." I said.

I walked off to the shoot area. There was a background and there were stairs leading down from them. I stepped into the doorway. Then, I got ready to do the ad.

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\

\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

Bella POV

I was in the doorway when the music started. I recognized it. It was "I Guess You're Right" by the Posies. I really like that song.

Edward drove up in my Aston Martin. I told them to let him use mine. I walked down the stairs as he got out of his car. We started talking then obviously arguing. The audience wouldn't hear what we were saying. Then, we made plans for something. Then, the director shouted "Cut!"

We went to change and the extras came out. I changed into a sapphire blue top and white shorts with Nike tennis shoes.

Edward and I started at a starting line. We began running. Edward was going a lot slower then he usually did. A car appeared and I passed it with ease. Edward got stuck for a while. Then, when he had caught up with me, a crowd appeared. I maneuvered around it, but Edward was slower. Then, I stopped. Edward ran by me, sparing me a last look. Then, when he crossed the finish line, I was standing there.

The music turned off. We all went back and changed. Some more changes would be made to the ad, but it would stay that same mostly.

"Hi, hon."

"Hello Patrick."

"You get to keep the clothes, as well as your salary. The clothes' price it subtracted from the salary."

"Who made the clothes?"

"I did."

"If you add the price of the clothes to my salary, I'll wear them in public. Then, everyone will flock your clothes."

"You drive a good bargain. Deal. And I'll give you an extra five thousand."

"Thanks, Pat. I have to go and catch Edward."

I got out and looked for Edward. I didn't have to look far. He was right next to my car.

"Want to take it for a spin?" I offered.

"Really? I would like to !" he said eagerly.

I tossed him my keys, then went to the shotgun. He drove like a MANIAC!

"Hey, Edward , can you go to Beverly Hills? You can drop me off at my house and borrow my car. We can meet somewhere later and you can give it back."

"Sure, Bella, that sounds great."

He dropped me at my house. I groaned when I saw a familiar Porsche. Time for Alice.

He heard me and saw the car.

"Alice ?"

"Yes."

"I feel your pain."

/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\

\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

Love it? Hate it?

This must be the longest chapter that people will actually see that I've written. It's six pages all by itself. *sob* I'm so proud. I got this idea after thinking for a long time- five minutes. I got the idea kind of from Daddy's Little Cannibal's Cigarette Burns. I wanted to use some kind of opposites and I think I got. Please review, but if you don't it doesn't matter, because I'll update anyway. Oh yeah.

Disclaimer: Don't own Twilight or Artemis Fowl and Holly.